Okay. Okay. Okay. Author's notes. This is a RP I did with Wusai, the Dark Phantasy. Check out her stuff.
WARNING: OOC-ness, yaoi, stupid and crude humour ahead. And a lot of butt-smacking.
DISFUCKINGCLAIMER: We do not own Yugioh. This is sort of obvious.
Yeah. Read on, dear...uh...readers. *note to self: improve vocabulary*
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Anzu: Eat cheese. We must all eat cheeze.
Jou: ....buh?
Yugi: You heard the man-- erm, woman. We must all eat cheeze.
Seto: *smacks Yugi's ass* Hello.
Jou: O_O
Yugi: o_O?!
Yami: *Appears in a flash of BLINDING LLLLIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!* NOBODY TOUCHES MY AIBOU! (
Seto: ...*smacks Yami's ass* Hello to you, too.
Yami: *grabs Seto's crotch* Hello.
Seto: *SMACKS* DAMN YOU, ON YOUR KNEES! THERE IS TO BE NO CROTCH-GRABBING!! ARGGHH!! YOU ARE SUCH A SICK BASTARD! *stomps off* ...*smacks Jou's ass for then stomps off*
Jou: X_X
Yami: o_o;
Mai: *suddenly appears, thrusting her chest into Jou's face* HELLO.
Jou: O________________________O HELP!!! HELP!! I'M DROWNINGGGG X____X
Seto: *watches from a distance* MAI! THAT..THAT...THAT WHORE!!! *throws a shoe*
Mai: *gets hit in the chest by the shoe, but the shoe bounces off O_O with no harm to Mai O__O;;* BASTARD! YOU... YOU... YOU HIT ME IN MY CHEST!!! *runs towards Seto*
Seto: *all he sees are...boobs coming toward him* AHHHHHHHHHH! THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SO MANY PRETTYPRETTYBOYS TO MOLEST!!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE PRIVILEGE OF ME SMACKING PRETTY BOYS' FIRM PERT BUTTOCKS, WENCH!!!!
Ryou: ;_; But... but... I'M PRETTY BOY! *sobs* NOT JOU, MEEEE!!!
Seto: Jou may not be PRETTY. But he is cute. *smack*
Jou: HEY!!!!!
Seto: Don't worry...you....white haired guy with a bad accent. You'll get yours. *spins to Yugi and Yami* YOU'LL ALL GET YOURS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anzu: ...Kowai...
Ryou: *gasps* YOU THINK HE'S CUTE?! *wails*
Anzu: o_o;;; I said KOWAI, not KAWAII...
Ryou: WHO CARES?! *wails louder* AND I DON'T HAVE A BAD ACCENT!!! ;________________;
Yami: o_o
Seto: *wrinkles nose at Anzu* YOU. YOU WHO BORE ME WITH YOUR...SPEECHES. Go away. I do not like your buttocks.
Jou: ...I AM CUTE!!! Aren't I?
Seto: *smacks*
Jou: X___@ ...I brought it onto myself, didn't I?
Yugi: *nods slowly*
Yami: Jou... You're too cute for yourself. *smack*
Jou: HEY! HEY!!
Seto: *glares at Yami* You...DARE...challenge me? In my own PROFESSION? YOU WILL BE SORRY. *SMACKS Yami's ass* Consider us rivals, now.
Jou: o.O
Yami: You're on.
Anzu: o_o;; Rivals... you two were always rivals...
Malik: *appears* Yes. Rivals. To see who was better than the other, in ANY GAME POSSIBLE. D
Jou: YOU
Yami Malik: Like, poof.
Jou: YOU
Seto: *smacks Malik's ass* New buttocks.
Yami Malik: Everyone loves my buttocks.
Yami Bakura: Hi.
Jou: YOUUUU
Malik: No. MY buttocks.
Seto: *smacks all buttocks, except Mai's and Anzu's* BUTTOCKS.
Jou: STOP THAT _@
Mai: ...YOU DON'T LIKE MY BUTTOCKS?!!??!
Seto: NO. GO AWAY, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. I do not like your buttocks. Or the buttocks on your chest.
Jou: ...they're called...boobs, Seto..
Seto: Buttocks, indeed. *smack*
Jou: _@
Malik: ...*smacks, also*
Jou: @_
Yami Bakura: o_o;
Ryou: *continues wailing*
Yami Malik: ...*@Ryou* Are you looking to be smacked?
Ryou: ;_; Erm...
Yami Malik: *SMACK*
Yami Bakura: HEY! HEY! That's MY aibou!
Jou: My buttocks are getting bruised...
Seto: *SMACKSMACKSMACK* ....I, right now, will create a plot. *points to Yami* YOU ARE RIVAL. SETO NO LIKE YOU. SETO NOW TAKE JOU AND SMACK HIS...BUTTOCKS. AND DO OTHER THINGS. JOU WILL BECOME SETO'S SECRETARY WHO DOES STUFF FOR SETO AND ...OTHER THINGS. *takes Jou and runs*
Jou: X__X
Malik: HEY! He took away my buttock source! BASTARD! ...*smacks Yugi's ass*
Yami: ...O_O NO! JOU!!! *runs after Seto*
Ryou: x_o;
Yugi: O_O;;; YAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIII!!! ;_; Yugi is being harassed!!
Seto: HA HA HA HA! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME AND JOU. *hops into a limo and speeds away*
Malik: Hey. he cheated. Fucker.
Yami Bakura: Duh.
Yami: O_O;;; *summons the Curse of Dragon and rides it, following Seto*
Anzu: o_o; Umm.
Limo: *grows wings and flies away at the speed of light*
Yami Malik: Now, THERE'S an idea.
Malik: If that's not cheating, I don't know what is, anymore. *smacks Yugi's ass*
Yami Malik: That looks like fun. *smacks Yugi's ass, as well*
Yami Bakura: w00t. *smacksmacks*
Yugi: ;____; YAAAAMMMMIII!!!
Yami: *flying away at the speed of GREEN light. o_o*
Yami Bakura: *cuts Yugi and licks the blood* Sweet.
*no one's really paying attention to Yami Bakura*
Yami Malik: Blood tastes so much better when your victim is tied up and helpless. And screaming. Can't forget the screaming.
Malik:...*moves away*
Yami Bakura: ...I know. But I need rope.
Limo: *flies away at the speed of YELLOGREENCOLORS OF THE RAINBOW LIGHTTTT*
Malik: NO ONE GIVE YAMI BAKURA ROPE.
Yami Malik: *smacks Yami Bakura's ass*
Yami Bakura: o_o *smacks Malik's ass*
Malik: -_-;;; *smacks Yugi's ass*
Yugi: ...I have no one's buttocks to smack! ;_; YAAAMMMIII!!!
Yami: *ignores as he flies at the speed of pink light*
Limo: *shoots bombs at Yami o__o;*
Seto: GET HIM!!!
Jou: X_@
Malik: *smacks Yugi's ass some more* But we've got you...=D
Yami Bakura: Yami's going to lose sooner or later. That limo's fast.
Yami: *bombed, but still rides on*
Yugi: ;_; Yami no love me any more.
Yami Malik: YAMI!! GET YOUR BUTTOCKS DOWN HERE BEFORE YUGI STARTS CRYING.
Malik: *smacks Yugi to comfort him*
Yugi: Grr...*smacks Malik*
Malik: O_O
Yami Bakura: O_O
Ryou: T_T?
Yami Malik: O_O HEY. HEY. *smacks Yugi's ass HARD*
Ryou: STOP IGNORING MY BUTTOCKS! *cries*
Seto: *flying at the speed of light x499999 o_O*
Yugi: . Nobody likes your pale ass, Ryou.
Ryou: ;_;
Yami: *flies x50000*
Seto: *FLIES x 473047974398473748372626816218762187620304039939393939393939*
Yami Malik: AHAHAHAAH!! YUGI MADE FUN OF SOMEONE!!
Yami Bakura: It's not that funny. But okay.
Yugi: I'm not totally innocent.
*everyone coughs*
Yugi: -_-
Yami: *flies x5238491739784559283781975984721242748378529378293829*
Ryou: *wails* ...*smacks Yugi's ass*
Yami Bakura: O_O
Yami Malik: o_o
Malik: O____O
Seto: *FLIES x3240239939494999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*
Yugi: _@ T_T
Curse of Dragon: *faints* x_x
Limo: *LIVES* *goes off to some castle in ....Banglockfishtishicniwklqlorooiaaan* (...not a real place, I'd hope.)
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Now wasn't that so lovely and pointless? Of course it was. Leave a review. [insert witty threat here]
You know what? Just leave a friggin' review. Appreciated.
WARNING: OOC-ness, yaoi, stupid and crude humour ahead. And a lot of butt-smacking.
DISFUCKINGCLAIMER: We do not own Yugioh. This is sort of obvious.
Yeah. Read on, dear...uh...readers. *note to self: improve vocabulary*
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Anzu: Eat cheese. We must all eat cheeze.
Jou: ....buh?
Yugi: You heard the man-- erm, woman. We must all eat cheeze.
Seto: *smacks Yugi's ass* Hello.
Jou: O_O
Yugi: o_O?!
Yami: *Appears in a flash of BLINDING LLLLIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!* NOBODY TOUCHES MY AIBOU! (
Seto: ...*smacks Yami's ass* Hello to you, too.
Yami: *grabs Seto's crotch* Hello.
Seto: *SMACKS* DAMN YOU, ON YOUR KNEES! THERE IS TO BE NO CROTCH-GRABBING!! ARGGHH!! YOU ARE SUCH A SICK BASTARD! *stomps off* ...*smacks Jou's ass for then stomps off*
Jou: X_X
Yami: o_o;
Mai: *suddenly appears, thrusting her chest into Jou's face* HELLO.
Jou: O________________________O HELP!!! HELP!! I'M DROWNINGGGG X____X
Seto: *watches from a distance* MAI! THAT..THAT...THAT WHORE!!! *throws a shoe*
Mai: *gets hit in the chest by the shoe, but the shoe bounces off O_O with no harm to Mai O__O;;* BASTARD! YOU... YOU... YOU HIT ME IN MY CHEST!!! *runs towards Seto*
Seto: *all he sees are...boobs coming toward him* AHHHHHHHHHH! THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SO MANY PRETTYPRETTYBOYS TO MOLEST!!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE PRIVILEGE OF ME SMACKING PRETTY BOYS' FIRM PERT BUTTOCKS, WENCH!!!!
Ryou: ;_; But... but... I'M PRETTY BOY! *sobs* NOT JOU, MEEEE!!!
Seto: Jou may not be PRETTY. But he is cute. *smack*
Jou: HEY!!!!!
Seto: Don't worry...you....white haired guy with a bad accent. You'll get yours. *spins to Yugi and Yami* YOU'LL ALL GET YOURS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anzu: ...Kowai...
Ryou: *gasps* YOU THINK HE'S CUTE?! *wails*
Anzu: o_o;;; I said KOWAI, not KAWAII...
Ryou: WHO CARES?! *wails louder* AND I DON'T HAVE A BAD ACCENT!!! ;________________;
Yami: o_o
Seto: *wrinkles nose at Anzu* YOU. YOU WHO BORE ME WITH YOUR...SPEECHES. Go away. I do not like your buttocks.
Jou: ...I AM CUTE!!! Aren't I?
Seto: *smacks*
Jou: X___@ ...I brought it onto myself, didn't I?
Yugi: *nods slowly*
Yami: Jou... You're too cute for yourself. *smack*
Jou: HEY! HEY!!
Seto: *glares at Yami* You...DARE...challenge me? In my own PROFESSION? YOU WILL BE SORRY. *SMACKS Yami's ass* Consider us rivals, now.
Jou: o.O
Yami: You're on.
Anzu: o_o;; Rivals... you two were always rivals...
Malik: *appears* Yes. Rivals. To see who was better than the other, in ANY GAME POSSIBLE. D
Jou: YOU
Yami Malik: Like, poof.
Jou: YOU
Seto: *smacks Malik's ass* New buttocks.
Yami Malik: Everyone loves my buttocks.
Yami Bakura: Hi.
Jou: YOUUUU
Malik: No. MY buttocks.
Seto: *smacks all buttocks, except Mai's and Anzu's* BUTTOCKS.
Jou: STOP THAT _@
Mai: ...YOU DON'T LIKE MY BUTTOCKS?!!??!
Seto: NO. GO AWAY, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. I do not like your buttocks. Or the buttocks on your chest.
Jou: ...they're called...boobs, Seto..
Seto: Buttocks, indeed. *smack*
Jou: _@
Malik: ...*smacks, also*
Jou: @_
Yami Bakura: o_o;
Ryou: *continues wailing*
Yami Malik: ...*@Ryou* Are you looking to be smacked?
Ryou: ;_; Erm...
Yami Malik: *SMACK*
Yami Bakura: HEY! HEY! That's MY aibou!
Jou: My buttocks are getting bruised...
Seto: *SMACKSMACKSMACK* ....I, right now, will create a plot. *points to Yami* YOU ARE RIVAL. SETO NO LIKE YOU. SETO NOW TAKE JOU AND SMACK HIS...BUTTOCKS. AND DO OTHER THINGS. JOU WILL BECOME SETO'S SECRETARY WHO DOES STUFF FOR SETO AND ...OTHER THINGS. *takes Jou and runs*
Jou: X__X
Malik: HEY! He took away my buttock source! BASTARD! ...*smacks Yugi's ass*
Yami: ...O_O NO! JOU!!! *runs after Seto*
Ryou: x_o;
Yugi: O_O;;; YAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIII!!! ;_; Yugi is being harassed!!
Seto: HA HA HA HA! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME AND JOU. *hops into a limo and speeds away*
Malik: Hey. he cheated. Fucker.
Yami Bakura: Duh.
Yami: O_O;;; *summons the Curse of Dragon and rides it, following Seto*
Anzu: o_o; Umm.
Limo: *grows wings and flies away at the speed of light*
Yami Malik: Now, THERE'S an idea.
Malik: If that's not cheating, I don't know what is, anymore. *smacks Yugi's ass*
Yami Malik: That looks like fun. *smacks Yugi's ass, as well*
Yami Bakura: w00t. *smacksmacks*
Yugi: ;____; YAAAAMMMMIII!!!
Yami: *flying away at the speed of GREEN light. o_o*
Yami Bakura: *cuts Yugi and licks the blood* Sweet.
*no one's really paying attention to Yami Bakura*
Yami Malik: Blood tastes so much better when your victim is tied up and helpless. And screaming. Can't forget the screaming.
Malik:...*moves away*
Yami Bakura: ...I know. But I need rope.
Limo: *flies away at the speed of YELLOGREENCOLORS OF THE RAINBOW LIGHTTTT*
Malik: NO ONE GIVE YAMI BAKURA ROPE.
Yami Malik: *smacks Yami Bakura's ass*
Yami Bakura: o_o *smacks Malik's ass*
Malik: -_-;;; *smacks Yugi's ass*
Yugi: ...I have no one's buttocks to smack! ;_; YAAAMMMIII!!!
Yami: *ignores as he flies at the speed of pink light*
Limo: *shoots bombs at Yami o__o;*
Seto: GET HIM!!!
Jou: X_@
Malik: *smacks Yugi's ass some more* But we've got you...=D
Yami Bakura: Yami's going to lose sooner or later. That limo's fast.
Yami: *bombed, but still rides on*
Yugi: ;_; Yami no love me any more.
Yami Malik: YAMI!! GET YOUR BUTTOCKS DOWN HERE BEFORE YUGI STARTS CRYING.
Malik: *smacks Yugi to comfort him*
Yugi: Grr...*smacks Malik*
Malik: O_O
Yami Bakura: O_O
Ryou: T_T?
Yami Malik: O_O HEY. HEY. *smacks Yugi's ass HARD*
Ryou: STOP IGNORING MY BUTTOCKS! *cries*
Seto: *flying at the speed of light x499999 o_O*
Yugi: . Nobody likes your pale ass, Ryou.
Ryou: ;_;
Yami: *flies x50000*
Seto: *FLIES x 473047974398473748372626816218762187620304039939393939393939*
Yami Malik: AHAHAHAAH!! YUGI MADE FUN OF SOMEONE!!
Yami Bakura: It's not that funny. But okay.
Yugi: I'm not totally innocent.
*everyone coughs*
Yugi: -_-
Yami: *flies x5238491739784559283781975984721242748378529378293829*
Ryou: *wails* ...*smacks Yugi's ass*
Yami Bakura: O_O
Yami Malik: o_o
Malik: O____O
Seto: *FLIES x3240239939494999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*
Yugi: _@ T_T
Curse of Dragon: *faints* x_x
Limo: *LIVES* *goes off to some castle in ....Banglockfishtishicniwklqlorooiaaan* (...not a real place, I'd hope.)
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You know what? Just leave a friggin' review. Appreciated.