JOY. THE SECOND PART. AREN'T YOU ALL HAPPY?! Of course!
WARNINGS: same as the first.
DISCLAIMER: We own Yugioh. (A badly told lie on my part.)
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Yami: *falls down onto Yugi*
Yami Malik: o_O
Malik: O_o
Yugi: O_O; You're finally here!
Yami Malik: Dammit, you left us alone with your cry-baby aibou.
Malik: *smacks Yugi's ass* I guess now that you're here, I can't do this anymore. Crap.
Yami: o_o *examines Yugi's ass* You people... were... SMACKING HIM!!! =_=
Yami Bakura: YOUR fault you didn't come with he was screaming for you.
Yami Malik: So true. So true.
Anzu: *died, or something*
Mai: *suffocated Anzu with boobs or something o_o.*
Yugi: ;_; I dun like you anymore, Yami!! ;____;
Malik: You can like me, Yugi. I can smack your buttocks ALL NIGHT LOONGGG. Among other things, of course.
Yami Malik: We can make a threesome out of this. *evil glint*
Yugi: o_O; I'm scared...
Yami: No. I must join, too.
Yami Malik: *GLINT*
Yami Bakura: I know. Its scary when he does that. And sure. Four-some. Now, to get Jou. Then it's an orgy.
Yami: Yess!!!
Malik: But...where is Seto's secret...whatever has thing?
Yami Malik: Apparently, it's in Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan.
Malik: ...I have no idea how you pronounced that, but...okay.
Yami: Oh, Jou, what is he doing to you now...?
Seto: YES! DOWN ON YOUR KNEES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jou: _@ *doesn't do anything* *gets his leash tugged* OW! T_T
Seto: ON YOUR KNEES. *smacks his ass*
Jou: T____T HELP...
Yami: ;_; I can imagine it now...
Malik: ...I wanna smack his ass.
Yami Malik: You want to smack EVERYONE'S ass. *smack* It's my turn.
Malik: *smacks Y.M's ass*
Yami Malik: HEY. HEY. EXCUSE ME. I believe I am the yami. Not you. *SMACKS*
Malik: ;_; *whines*
Yami Malik: *smack* No whining. Submit, bitch.
Yugi: This is so screwed. I thought we were supposed to have a plot.
Yami Malik: It's up Anzu's ass.
Anzu: x_x *suffocated*
Ryou: Why are we just standing here and not saving Jou?
Yami Malik: I don't know. How are we supposed to get to Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan?
Malik: HOW THE HELL DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?!
Yami Bakura: Like this - Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan.
Yami: I tried. I tried. I TRIED, DAMMIT, I TRIED.
Malik: LIKE HELL YOU TRIED. You even wore out your poor Curse of Dragon. HOW COULD YOU??? And you, my Yami, are a FREAK OF NATURE.
Yami Malik: ...Just 'cause I can pronounce Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan?
Yami: ;_; It's too weak and stoopid.
Malik: -_-; Yeah. So we go to this...place. But where is it?
Yugi: I don't know. My YAMI should, though. But he's stoopud.
Ryou: It's somewhere. We just gotta find the place that goes 'Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan'.
Yugi: I wonder if there are any Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaanians here we could ask.
Malik: GODDAMN YOU, HOW CAN YOU PRONOUNCE IT?!
Yami, Yugi, Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, and Ryou: LIKE THIS - BANGLOCKFISHTISHICNIWKLQLOROOOIAAAN!!!
Malik: *TWITCH* okay. We'll just...go to this Bangmewithacock place.
Yugi: O_O
Yami Malik: =_=; That's not the right pronounciation. *bangs Malik with Yami Yugi's cock*
Malik: OW!! *kicks Yami Malik* _;;
Yami Bakura: What the fuck? o_o
Ryou: O___O
Yugi: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;; NO SEX!!! WE HAVE TO FIND JOU!! THEN SEX!!
Yami Malik: He's right. No more fighting or banging Malik with Yami Yugi's cock. We have to find Jou, THEN do that.
Yami: *rubs his hurting cock o_o.* Ok.
Yugi: Let's ride on a...Blue Eyes Dragon thing or something. We have to get to Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan!!!
Malik: Yes. let's go to...where...he said..
Yami: =_=; Only Seto has the BEWD.
Yugi: CRAP! Well...we...can...WALK THERE!!!
Ryou: WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.
Yami: ;;; Ick.
Yami Bakura: Indeed.
Ryou: ...can we just go?
Yami Malik: Hey. To make them SQUEAL, you can do this. *grabs Malik by the hair and hauls him up*
Malik: DAMMIT THAT HURTS *KICKS Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: Ow. See?
Yugi: ;-;....you'll never do that to me, will you, Yami?
Yami: ...No...
Yami Bakura: ..I...see...
Yami Malik: Don't be so sure, Yami. It's fun. ) *smacks Malik's butt*
Malik: -__________-**
Yugi: ...Yami... I'm scared now... ;_;''
Yami: Aww, don't be.
Ryou: ;____________; I wish MY Yami cared for me!! ;______;
Yami Bakura: -_- I do. You stupid pessimistic I-always-have-to-be-the-victim FREAK.
Ryou: Oh yeah. Okay then. ^_^
Malik: I wished my Yami wasn't such a sadist. -_-
Yami Malik: No can do. *smack*
Malik: ..we should really go to this bangmewithacock place. Come on.
Yami: Indeed. We must save Jou. T.T;
Yugi: HEY!! WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT JOU THAN MEEE? T_T
Yami: He has a cuter ass than you. T.T;
Yugi: LIAR. *SMACKS Yami* T_T
Yami Bakura: Hey, it's a bitch fight.
Ryou: ...this is actually sort of fun to watch.
Yami: *smacks back*
Yugi: *smacks harder* LET'S JUST GO, ALREADY. _
Yami: FINE.
Yugi: T_T
Big Bright Light: I will now create a HUGE gap in the plot and appear. So, like, poof. *transports them to Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan*
Yami: I shall find Jou and smack his ass.
Yugi: o_o;
Big Castle: YOOHOO! over here, dearies.
Yami Malik: That was easy.
Yami Bakura: o_o;
Ryou: Way too easy. _
Malik: must be a trap. or something.
Badly Done Doll of Jou: *hangs on a pole*
Yami Malik: What the hell...
Yami: JOU. O_O
Yami Bakura: ...Imbecile. That's a doll.
Yugi: *already running to it* JOOOUUU!! *falls into a hole in the ground badly covered with leaves* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yami Bakura: -_-;;;;
Malik: ...smart one.
Yami: YUGI! Oh well. The important one is Jou. Onward.
Ryou: that's MEAN!! *pushes Yami down into the hole* FIND YUGI, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD. _
Yami Malik: That was utterly random and pointless.
Malik: Ditto.
Yami Bakura: My Ra. Ryou showed an act of violence.
Malik: o_o You're right!
Ryou: *Sniff*
Yami Bakura: Well, you did.
Ryou: Oh, shush. I wonder what's happening to Jou now....
Jou: NO!!! GET OFF ME!!!
Seto: *__* I LOVE IT WHEN YOU STRUGGLE
Jou: MOLESTATION!! RAPE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! PUT THAT WHIPPED CREAM AWAY! NOOOOOOOOoooo!
Yami: I could'a sworn I heard him...
Yugi: I HATE you, Yami. T_T
Yami: ...You do? *hugs Yugi* NO! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
Yugi: _@ *walks ahead, ignoring Yami's hug*
Yami: ...FINE. BE THAT WAY.
Yugi: o_o;;; Are you possessed?
Yami: ...Yes.
Yugi: *squints* I think I see a door up there...geez. Seto's making this WAY too easy for us.
Yami: He's an idiot, that's why.
Yugi: I see. _@ *pushes open door* ...there's another door....*pushes open that one* ....another..*push* .....-_@...another...they're...all the same size, too...
Yami: And another...
Yugi: *pushes open another door* ....it's a room. *looks inside* ....no...it's a...hall, or something. O_O;
Yami: And in that hall there's... more doors.
Yugi: ...this SUCKS! *kicks a wall in frustration* *wall drops down to reveal a room..with Seto and Jou*
Seto: YOU
Jou: X_X
Yami: o_o Yugi... You're so smart!
Yugi: o_o;; I didn't...mean it...LET GO OF JOU, SETO. WE NEED HIM FOR OUR ORGY.
Seto: NEVER!!!
Jou: X_X
Yami: LET. GO. OF. HIM!!!
Seto: NEVER! *throws pillows*
Yami: *gets hit by a pillow* x_x
Seto: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jou: _@
Yami: Grr... *throws pillow back~*
Seto: X_X HEY!!! BASTARD!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAARGGGHH!!! *tackles Yami*
Yugi: o_o;
Jou: _@
Yami: o_o I shall win at this game. No matter what you say!! *gets tackled by Seto* x_x
Seto: RIVAL. BAD. *SMACKSMACKSMACKS with pillow*
Jou: o.o;;;;
Yugi: ...o_o...*grabs Jou and runs*
Jou: o_o; Uhm..what about Yami...?
Yugi: Fuck 'im. We're leaving.
Jou: Yes, ma'am.
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To continue or not to continue...eh. Review please.
WARNINGS: same as the first.
DISCLAIMER: We own Yugioh. (A badly told lie on my part.)
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Yami: *falls down onto Yugi*
Yami Malik: o_O
Malik: O_o
Yugi: O_O; You're finally here!
Yami Malik: Dammit, you left us alone with your cry-baby aibou.
Malik: *smacks Yugi's ass* I guess now that you're here, I can't do this anymore. Crap.
Yami: o_o *examines Yugi's ass* You people... were... SMACKING HIM!!! =_=
Yami Bakura: YOUR fault you didn't come with he was screaming for you.
Yami Malik: So true. So true.
Anzu: *died, or something*
Mai: *suffocated Anzu with boobs or something o_o.*
Yugi: ;_; I dun like you anymore, Yami!! ;____;
Malik: You can like me, Yugi. I can smack your buttocks ALL NIGHT LOONGGG. Among other things, of course.
Yami Malik: We can make a threesome out of this. *evil glint*
Yugi: o_O; I'm scared...
Yami: No. I must join, too.
Yami Malik: *GLINT*
Yami Bakura: I know. Its scary when he does that. And sure. Four-some. Now, to get Jou. Then it's an orgy.
Yami: Yess!!!
Malik: But...where is Seto's secret...whatever has thing?
Yami Malik: Apparently, it's in Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan.
Malik: ...I have no idea how you pronounced that, but...okay.
Yami: Oh, Jou, what is he doing to you now...?
Seto: YES! DOWN ON YOUR KNEES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jou: _@ *doesn't do anything* *gets his leash tugged* OW! T_T
Seto: ON YOUR KNEES. *smacks his ass*
Jou: T____T HELP...
Yami: ;_; I can imagine it now...
Malik: ...I wanna smack his ass.
Yami Malik: You want to smack EVERYONE'S ass. *smack* It's my turn.
Malik: *smacks Y.M's ass*
Yami Malik: HEY. HEY. EXCUSE ME. I believe I am the yami. Not you. *SMACKS*
Malik: ;_; *whines*
Yami Malik: *smack* No whining. Submit, bitch.
Yugi: This is so screwed. I thought we were supposed to have a plot.
Yami Malik: It's up Anzu's ass.
Anzu: x_x *suffocated*
Ryou: Why are we just standing here and not saving Jou?
Yami Malik: I don't know. How are we supposed to get to Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan?
Malik: HOW THE HELL DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?!
Yami Bakura: Like this - Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan.
Yami: I tried. I tried. I TRIED, DAMMIT, I TRIED.
Malik: LIKE HELL YOU TRIED. You even wore out your poor Curse of Dragon. HOW COULD YOU??? And you, my Yami, are a FREAK OF NATURE.
Yami Malik: ...Just 'cause I can pronounce Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan?
Yami: ;_; It's too weak and stoopid.
Malik: -_-; Yeah. So we go to this...place. But where is it?
Yugi: I don't know. My YAMI should, though. But he's stoopud.
Ryou: It's somewhere. We just gotta find the place that goes 'Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan'.
Yugi: I wonder if there are any Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaanians here we could ask.
Malik: GODDAMN YOU, HOW CAN YOU PRONOUNCE IT?!
Yami, Yugi, Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, and Ryou: LIKE THIS - BANGLOCKFISHTISHICNIWKLQLOROOOIAAAN!!!
Malik: *TWITCH* okay. We'll just...go to this Bangmewithacock place.
Yugi: O_O
Yami Malik: =_=; That's not the right pronounciation. *bangs Malik with Yami Yugi's cock*
Malik: OW!! *kicks Yami Malik* _;;
Yami Bakura: What the fuck? o_o
Ryou: O___O
Yugi: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;; NO SEX!!! WE HAVE TO FIND JOU!! THEN SEX!!
Yami Malik: He's right. No more fighting or banging Malik with Yami Yugi's cock. We have to find Jou, THEN do that.
Yami: *rubs his hurting cock o_o.* Ok.
Yugi: Let's ride on a...Blue Eyes Dragon thing or something. We have to get to Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan!!!
Malik: Yes. let's go to...where...he said..
Yami: =_=; Only Seto has the BEWD.
Yugi: CRAP! Well...we...can...WALK THERE!!!
Ryou: WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.
Yami: ;;; Ick.
Yami Bakura: Indeed.
Ryou: ...can we just go?
Yami Malik: Hey. To make them SQUEAL, you can do this. *grabs Malik by the hair and hauls him up*
Malik: DAMMIT THAT HURTS *KICKS Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: Ow. See?
Yugi: ;-;....you'll never do that to me, will you, Yami?
Yami: ...No...
Yami Bakura: ..I...see...
Yami Malik: Don't be so sure, Yami. It's fun. ) *smacks Malik's butt*
Malik: -__________-**
Yugi: ...Yami... I'm scared now... ;_;''
Yami: Aww, don't be.
Ryou: ;____________; I wish MY Yami cared for me!! ;______;
Yami Bakura: -_- I do. You stupid pessimistic I-always-have-to-be-the-victim FREAK.
Ryou: Oh yeah. Okay then. ^_^
Malik: I wished my Yami wasn't such a sadist. -_-
Yami Malik: No can do. *smack*
Malik: ..we should really go to this bangmewithacock place. Come on.
Yami: Indeed. We must save Jou. T.T;
Yugi: HEY!! WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT JOU THAN MEEE? T_T
Yami: He has a cuter ass than you. T.T;
Yugi: LIAR. *SMACKS Yami* T_T
Yami Bakura: Hey, it's a bitch fight.
Ryou: ...this is actually sort of fun to watch.
Yami: *smacks back*
Yugi: *smacks harder* LET'S JUST GO, ALREADY. _
Yami: FINE.
Yugi: T_T
Big Bright Light: I will now create a HUGE gap in the plot and appear. So, like, poof. *transports them to Banglockfishtishicniwklqloroooiaaan*
Yami: I shall find Jou and smack his ass.
Yugi: o_o;
Big Castle: YOOHOO! over here, dearies.
Yami Malik: That was easy.
Yami Bakura: o_o;
Ryou: Way too easy. _
Malik: must be a trap. or something.
Badly Done Doll of Jou: *hangs on a pole*
Yami Malik: What the hell...
Yami: JOU. O_O
Yami Bakura: ...Imbecile. That's a doll.
Yugi: *already running to it* JOOOUUU!! *falls into a hole in the ground badly covered with leaves* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yami Bakura: -_-;;;;
Malik: ...smart one.
Yami: YUGI! Oh well. The important one is Jou. Onward.
Ryou: that's MEAN!! *pushes Yami down into the hole* FIND YUGI, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD. _
Yami Malik: That was utterly random and pointless.
Malik: Ditto.
Yami Bakura: My Ra. Ryou showed an act of violence.
Malik: o_o You're right!
Ryou: *Sniff*
Yami Bakura: Well, you did.
Ryou: Oh, shush. I wonder what's happening to Jou now....
Jou: NO!!! GET OFF ME!!!
Seto: *__* I LOVE IT WHEN YOU STRUGGLE
Jou: MOLESTATION!! RAPE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! PUT THAT WHIPPED CREAM AWAY! NOOOOOOOOoooo!
Yami: I could'a sworn I heard him...
Yugi: I HATE you, Yami. T_T
Yami: ...You do? *hugs Yugi* NO! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
Yugi: _@ *walks ahead, ignoring Yami's hug*
Yami: ...FINE. BE THAT WAY.
Yugi: o_o;;; Are you possessed?
Yami: ...Yes.
Yugi: *squints* I think I see a door up there...geez. Seto's making this WAY too easy for us.
Yami: He's an idiot, that's why.
Yugi: I see. _@ *pushes open door* ...there's another door....*pushes open that one* ....another..*push* .....-_@...another...they're...all the same size, too...
Yami: And another...
Yugi: *pushes open another door* ....it's a room. *looks inside* ....no...it's a...hall, or something. O_O;
Yami: And in that hall there's... more doors.
Yugi: ...this SUCKS! *kicks a wall in frustration* *wall drops down to reveal a room..with Seto and Jou*
Seto: YOU
Jou: X_X
Yami: o_o Yugi... You're so smart!
Yugi: o_o;; I didn't...mean it...LET GO OF JOU, SETO. WE NEED HIM FOR OUR ORGY.
Seto: NEVER!!!
Jou: X_X
Yami: LET. GO. OF. HIM!!!
Seto: NEVER! *throws pillows*
Yami: *gets hit by a pillow* x_x
Seto: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jou: _@
Yami: Grr... *throws pillow back~*
Seto: X_X HEY!!! BASTARD!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAARGGGHH!!! *tackles Yami*
Yugi: o_o;
Jou: _@
Yami: o_o I shall win at this game. No matter what you say!! *gets tackled by Seto* x_x
Seto: RIVAL. BAD. *SMACKSMACKSMACKS with pillow*
Jou: o.o;;;;
Yugi: ...o_o...*grabs Jou and runs*
Jou: o_o; Uhm..what about Yami...?
Yugi: Fuck 'im. We're leaving.
Jou: Yes, ma'am.
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To continue or not to continue...eh. Review please.