Meet Moi!

Everything not mine except this fic. Slam Dunk not mine. Samara not mine. Samara is also known as Sadako, but I'm too sure with the Japanese version of 'The Ring' so I'll stick with the name Samara Morgan.

Be forewarned:

1. Some vital facts have been altered for my own liking. For example, the Rukawa Brigaders' names! Bwahahaha!

2. This story is like Charles Dickens story. Bwahaha! (At least I think so, I like Charles Dickens stories).

3. Don't 'common sense' this fic too much or you'll get brain damage.

Info of Samara that you MUST know:

Samara died young. Samara was thrown into a well before she died. She died in the well. Samara is the undead. She likes to KILL! Bwahahaha! She can travel through TV. (Computer IS some sort of a TV, right?) Samara got the gift! Ooh! She can kill by just looking at your eyes. (At least I think so.)

Originally this fic is supposed to be: Drama/Romance, Rukawa/Samara pairing.

The great-expected words from you: You must be joking

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Rukawa

It's dark. It's night. It's boring. Can't sleep.

I looked around the TV room in my house. Since I'm always practicing basketball so much, I hardly have time for TV. So let's see what tapes I have.

- Tape 1: Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Isn't this about Jack The Ripper? He makes me think of Jack and Jill. This tape must be some nursery rhymes then.

- Tape 2: Cinderella.

Cinderella? No, I don't feel like watching sci-fi now.

- Tape 3: Momotaro

Momotaro! (Yay!) Nah, not tonight.

- Tape 4

This tape isn't labeled. I took the tape out of its case and then spotted a message:

This tape will kill you if you watch it. To be sent to the lab and destroyed. Do not watch.

Oh, that sounds interesting. I played the tape and sat down on the couch.

So the movie began. First there was this bright ring with darkness all around it. Then weird pictures were shown. I got even more bored.

Then I saw this girl, this girl coming out of the well. She's walking so painfully slow and in a strange way towards the TV screen.

"Do'ahou."

I took the remote and clicked on the red button, which is supposed to turn the TV off.

It didn't work. The TV won't turn off.

The girl was walking and walking towards the screen.

I pressed the red button on the remote control harder, getting annoyed.

Finally, as the last resort, I unplugged the TV. But the TV still showed that girl walking towards the screen. Her long hair covered her face. What's up with that?

"Do'ahou." This is getting irritating. Suddenly, I was struck with a brilliant plan.

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Girl in the TV

I know what's he going to do. Run. Scream. Hehehehehe.

I walked and walked, getting closer and closer to him.

What the--?!

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Rukawa

Sayonara.

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Girl in the TV

CRASH!

Aaaah! That guy had just thrown his TV out of the window.

I crawled out of the TV, and found myself in piles and piles of trash.

Squish! My hand landed on something squishy and smelly. I'm not going to think about it.

I looked up and saw that guy turning away from the window muttering something about attending a basketball tournament tomorrow.

He's so manly, not freaking out at all. I need to meet this guy.

[[ The next day- ]]

It's so early in the morning.

What's wrong with these people? Why are they all sitting outside that big building? I know that he would be here. This place. My research about the basketball tournament cannot be wrong.

I must look pretty out-of-fashion in this area. Everyone is avoiding my deadly gaze except that girl who doesn't seem to notice me. That girl is holding some photo, and happens to be unlucky enough not to find a seat on the benches. * Snicker *

What's her name? I noticed two letters spelled out on her undergarment-like dress. I shall speak to her. Hehehehehe….

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Ru

"You're Ru."

That's not Rukawa's voice. I mean, like how can Rukawa's voice be like a little baby girl's voice.

Who cares if the person talking to me is the president (unless the president is the ever-so-handsome Rukawa-kun, of course).

I continued minding my own business, continue sitting down on the icky, itchy grass under the tree (Ka, Wa and the Rukawa Brigaders took all the benches), and most importantly, admiring the adorable Rukawa photo in my hands. (That is most required for all Rukawa Brigaders like me).

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Person-Who-Is-Not-Rukawa Standing In Front Of Ru

I don't think she heard me. She shall face my wrath. But I want her to see my face before she dies. Hehehehehehe…..

"Ru," I hissed in a menacing voice.

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Ru

What's her problem? Can't she see I'm busy with my Rukawa photo?!

Besides, she got my real name wrong. Why does everyone call me Ru?!

"My name is not Ru! It's Ruri!" I yelled, prying my eyes away from Rukawa the Super Rookie photo to glare at the little girl standing in front of me.

Ma… mummy! She's so scary!

The girl wore white, taller than I expected for such a kiddy voice and had long black hair covering her face. Just like that girl from 'The Ring'.

"Eeeek! Don't hurt me! Please!" I squealed, holding my darling Rukawa's photo in front of me to save myself, squeezing my eyes shut. Sweat beads trickled down my temples.

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The scary girl with long black hair.

My eyes widened on my corpsey white face (but of course, you can't see my eyes since my hair is covering my face.)

That ugly Ru girl had the picture of him! Him! And I don't mean the Powerpuff girls' bad guy 'Him'. (I watch TV a lot since I can travel through TV. Better than being stuck in a well.)

"Who is this?" I asked in my childlike voice. (Not my fault I sound like that.) I pointed at the photo.

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Ru

I opened my eyes and blinked. That scary girl was pointing at Rukawa's photo.

There is just simply no way she doesn't know who Rukawa is!

"That's Rukawa-kun! Rukawa Kaede! The best basketball player in the whole wide world! I, Ruri with my friends, Kaki and Wawi are leaders of the Rukawa Brigade! We cheer for our Rukawa-kun to show how much we appreciate his excellent play!"

I rattled on and on, but snapped my mouth shut when the scary girl took her fingers away from Rukawa's photo.

"I have a request," said the girl in a menacing voice. Oh no! Oh no! Don't tell me, please, please don't tell me—

"I want to join the Rukawa Briagade."

"N-NANI?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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Girl with menacing voice

That Ru girl nearly tore Rukawa's photo. How delicate. Other girls rushed to Ruri's aid, well; actually to make sure she didn't tear the Rukawa photo.

"Is there something wrong about me joining?" I asked, brushing a bit of my hair to the side to reveal a smirk on my semi-decomposed face. The others (who must be Rukawa Brigaders) screamed and some gasped.

An ugly girl stepped forward, she held a banner which had Rukawa's name on it. "N-n-nothing, it's just that… just that…"

"Just that what?!" I hissed, and with one eye, looked straight into the ugly girl's eyes, unleashing my terrible power.

The ugly girl screamed, and dropped the banner. Her ugly face was now uglier, thanks to my power. Her mouth was wide, wide open with her eyeballs rolled up.

The other Rukawa Brigaders were hugging among themselves, trying very hard not to scream by making weird noises.

I hung my head, not in guilt, but to get my hair over my face in a cool way. "Just that what?!" I repeated my question, this time to the other Rukawa Brigaders.

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Ruri

OhmyCheezelsohmyCheezelsohmyCheezels! We are so going to die!

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Kaki

I want my mummy!

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Wawi

I took a step forward, making sure I did not step on the fresh hideous corpse (all corpses are hideous anyway).

I had to be careful not to make the wrong move while facing this hideous girl or else I'll become a hideous corpse too.

"It's just that there are just too many members, but since one is gone, there should be no problem," I lied and forced a smile.

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Kaki

This isn't happening! No it can't be! It can't! It can't! It can't! This world is swirling and swirling and swirling….

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Ruri

Thud.

Ka? You alright? * poke, poke * Since you look immobile and unconscious I'm sure you won't mind me taking just a few Rukawa photographs from you. :]

"What's your name?" Wawi asked to the creepy girl with long black hair.

The creepy girl snickered. "Samara Morgan."

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Wawi

Thud.

Oh dear. Oh dear. Not just Ka, but Ru had also fainted. Now I got to do everything by myself. It's not fair!

Pray Samara can cheer.

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[[ Soon enough, my dear readers, a game against Shohoku and Kainan will begin. All the Rukawa Brigaders were waiting patiently in the seats for the appearance of Rukawa in the basketball court. ]]

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Samara Morgan

I was waiting with patience, in the front row, next to Wawi.

First the Kainan basketball team appeared, blah, blah, blah. Then the Shohoku basketball team appeared. I quickly leaned forward the moment I saw Rukawa.

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Rukawa

Is it just me or am I seeing the same girl I saw in the TV?

Ah, the girl must be a fan of that lousy movie. People don't make good movies nowadays * Sigh *

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Sakuragi

The kitsune's fans just gets uglier and uglier! Nyahahahaha! Luckily for me I have beautiful Haruko-chan.

Eh, there's just a Wa there. What happened to the Ru and the Ka?

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Wawi

Can't that creepy girl stop staring at me?! I'm just doing the traditional cheer for Rukawa-kun!

I was kicking up my legs high up in the air, waving the yellow pom-poms like usual and shrieking "Rukawa! Rukawa! Love me! Love me Rukawa!"

"Are you going to cheer for Rukawa-kun?" I asked Samara, a slight irritation creeping into my voice.

"Stop," Samara hissed, her gaze settled back on the handsomest guy on Earth.

"Huh? Stop what?" I asked between my perfect cheers.

"Sit down and stop your cheer, it's distracting me," Samara shot a look at me with a warning tone.

"But- but-!" I immediately stop my protests, quickly silenced and sat down for the thought of kicking the bucket didn't seem attractive.

Silence from me. Deep, eerie silence.

Oh! Rukawa scooreeeeeed!

"EEEEEEEE!! RUKAWA-KUN!!!" I quickly shot up from my seat, throwing the pom-poms up in the air.

I caught one of the pom-poms. "Hey, where did the other one go?" I wondered aloud and turned my head to my left—

The other pom-pom had landed on Samara's head. She was glaring at me. Oh no! Oh no! I quickly took the pom-pom from her head and profusely apologized insincerely.

I sat on the seat like a magnet and did my very best to keep my mouth zipped. It's not fair! The other Rukawa Brigaders are cheering their heads off while I'm glued to the seat.

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Samara Morgan

The match was finally over. Thank goodness, it's just all too irritating.

I'm now waiting for Rukawa to walk pass this corridor. Waiting… waiting…. Tick, tock, tick, tock.

Then I saw him--! He's walking with his basketball teammates! I--!

Hey! The Rukawa Brigaders are blocking my way! I shouldn't kill them one by one (though I'm tempted) because it'll take too much time and they are really, really a lot.

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An Average Rukawa Brigader

We got to save my delicate Rukawa-kun from this evil creature! Ugh, must block Samara….

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Akagi

Rukawa's fans just gets weirder and weirder. They squashed themselves to a corner like a pack or sardines.

I shook my head and sighed.

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Samara

The crowd of the Rukawa Brigaders is massive! I can smell and only see their heads (since I'm quite short).

With just some talented concentration, I used my gift to pass through the crowd, only to find Rukawa was gone.

Feeling blue and annoyed at the moment, I let loose my wrath on one of the Rukawa Brigaders who looked at my way. Heeheeheehee!

I grinned in content, watching that person crumble to the floor. Good for you. The other Rukawa Brigaders quickly backed away.

I leaned against the wall, hanging my head low, and considered wiping out all the Rukawa Brigaders.

"Miss, are you alright?" a voice asked from behind me and saw—

Isn't he one of the basketball players?