Dislaimer: I don't own anyone or Wheel of Fortune in this fic except the announcer/host. But you know that.
b~~~~The Wheel of Time Wheel of Fortune~~~~/b
Announcer: Once again, it's time for the Wheel of Time Wheel of Fortune! Here's your host: Anaiya!!!!!
Anaiya: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wheel of Time Wheel of Fortune! Here are our contestants today: Matrim Cathoun, Moiraine Sedai, and Nynaeve al'Meera!
//At Mat's name, girls swoon and clap crazily, at Moiraine's, several tomatoes are thrown, and Nynaeve's, some applause.//
Mat: Oh, hi Tuon! And Tylin! And...
Moiraine: Be quiet, farmboy!
Nynaeve: Go right ahead, Mat! Scream in her ear!
Moiraine: Hey, how come Lan gets to help you?!
Nynaeve: He's my Warder and my husband now! A lot has happened since you've been dead, you bloody...
Lan: Nynaeve, one of the first things Aes Sedai need are self-control. Remember? Nynaeve?
Nynaeve: Yeah, yeah...okay, let's get on with this.
Anaiya: Ooooookay! Do we want to know? No. Anyways... first puzzle- catergory is ter'angreals.
Mat: WHAT?! I don't know a thing about those things! Bloody ashes, I don't even know what they are!
Anaiya: Oh well. Too bad so sad. Should have become Asha'man, I guess.
Moiraine: I spin first!
//She spins, lands on $1000, and laughs evilly.//
Moiraine: An R?
Anaiya: Yup- there's five R's.
//Moiraine stares in horror as she sees who is modelling and touching the screens.//
Moiraine: RAND AL'THOR, YOU LIGHT FORSAKEN EXCUSE FOR A DRAGON REBORN, JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!!!
Rand: Huh? Oh! Vanna had a day off, so naturally they had to pick the best-looking person who walked through the doors! So sue me!
Moiraine: I will.
Anaiya: Okay! The person touching screens is not supposed to talk- just touch screens, smile, and look nice. Now STOP! Moiraine?
Moiraine: A T?
Anaiya: There are six T's!
Moiraine: Er...an S?
Anaiya: Yes, there are four S's.
Mat: How many letters are there anyways? The board is all white! Is that all one word?
Anaiya: Yup.
Moiraine: An M?
Anaiya: Yes, there are five M's...
//Two hours later, Moiraine has guessed all but Y, X, Z, V, and Q//
Moiraine: Y?
Anaiya: NO! AT LAST! NO Y!
Moiraine: WHAT?!
Nynaeve: HAH!!!!!!!!!!
Anaiya: Your spin, Nynaeve.
//She spins, lands on $500, and sighs.//
Nynaeve: Er...a Z?
Moiraine: You stupid! Why would there even be ONE Z?
Anaiya: Good! There are ten Z's!
Moiraine: WHAT?! ERR...
Nynaeve: Too bad, poor Moiraine. A V?
Anaiya: Yes, there are twenty V's!
Nynaeve: Uh...Q?
Anaiya: NOPE!
//Mat lands on Bankrupt, which he already is, and Moiraine spins, and lands on $100.//
Moiraine: HAH! X!
Anaiya: Nope! I don't know how that's possible, but oh well.
Nynaeve: I'd like to solve the puzzle!
Anaiya: Yes?
Nynaeve: Ok...Tjaodsalkfcasojnsaoccjnxiudsfhuashfoaushdosaiosaijfosiaduihxjcnlkxnmckxmcnxklcmxkmckxmckxmckxmzkcmkxlzojdfoijaoisiowzzzzz?
Anaiya: THAT'S RIGHT NYNAEVE!
Mat: Oh, I knew that! Anyone could have figured that out!
Lan: Watch your tongue, farmboy! My wife's a genious!
Nynaeve: Am I? So sweet!
//Everyone is momentarily distracted as she pulls him behind the curtain and kisses him//
Rand: I love happy endings!
Moiraine: WHAT ARE YOU CALLING HAPPY?
Rand: Them! Oh, I know! I know! You're mad because you hate her! You hate her!
Moiraine: Very good, Rand! Get the doggie treat!
//She throws a dog biscuit behind the curtain at Lan, Rand hurls himself at it, knocks over Nynaeve, breaks through the floor, and can be heard singing about falling through the floor after a dog biscut.//
Lan: THAT BLOODY SHEEPHERDER! I'LL STUFF HIS-(at this point Lan goes off in a torrent that is censored for young viewers' purposes) Masiara, are you okay?
Moiraine: Of course I am!
Lan: I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!
Moiraine: Why not?!
Nynaeve: GIVE IT UP!
//She points to the red Malkeiri mark on her forehead, and sticks our her tongue//
Moiraine: WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Anaiya: Er...so...are we going to still play here?
Nynaeve: It's Moiraine's fault.
Mat: I'll take the money if we can leave!
Anaiya: Deal!
//She hands Mat the money, and dives into the hole in the floor, shouting, "To soar!"//
Perrin: Hey, that's what Hopper said!
Hopper: Yeah, that's copyright!
Perrin: WHAT? Hopper, why are you here? NOOO!!!!!! GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!
//He runs up to the stage, and flings himself after Anaiya and Rand.//
Moiraine: WAIT! YOU'RE TA'VEREN! YOU CAN'T JUST FLING YOURSELF DOWN THERE!
Nynaeve: Go after him then!
//She whacks Moiraine with her braid so hard that she falls after the three down the hole.//
Lan: Nice one, Mashiara!
Nynaeve: Thanks, Gaidin. Let's go!
---Meanwhile, there's a party going on in the Wheel of Fortune basement...---
Rand: This was a good idea, Perrin.
Perrin: Can't you see that all my ideas are good?
Rand: Well that's funny. Because I thought that you letting wolves in your head, going mad, and howling...were all really bad ideas!
Perrin: Well anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude!
Moiraine: GET ME DOWN!
//Rand, Perrin, and Anaiya look up, seeing Moiraine hanging from the ceiling, caught on a broken beam.//
Anaiya: Naw...we like you there. Then you can't eat any cake.
And they all lived happily ever after...except Moiraine!
THE END!!!!!!!
b~~~~The Wheel of Time Wheel of Fortune~~~~/b
Announcer: Once again, it's time for the Wheel of Time Wheel of Fortune! Here's your host: Anaiya!!!!!
Anaiya: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wheel of Time Wheel of Fortune! Here are our contestants today: Matrim Cathoun, Moiraine Sedai, and Nynaeve al'Meera!
//At Mat's name, girls swoon and clap crazily, at Moiraine's, several tomatoes are thrown, and Nynaeve's, some applause.//
Mat: Oh, hi Tuon! And Tylin! And...
Moiraine: Be quiet, farmboy!
Nynaeve: Go right ahead, Mat! Scream in her ear!
Moiraine: Hey, how come Lan gets to help you?!
Nynaeve: He's my Warder and my husband now! A lot has happened since you've been dead, you bloody...
Lan: Nynaeve, one of the first things Aes Sedai need are self-control. Remember? Nynaeve?
Nynaeve: Yeah, yeah...okay, let's get on with this.
Anaiya: Ooooookay! Do we want to know? No. Anyways... first puzzle- catergory is ter'angreals.
Mat: WHAT?! I don't know a thing about those things! Bloody ashes, I don't even know what they are!
Anaiya: Oh well. Too bad so sad. Should have become Asha'man, I guess.
Moiraine: I spin first!
//She spins, lands on $1000, and laughs evilly.//
Moiraine: An R?
Anaiya: Yup- there's five R's.
//Moiraine stares in horror as she sees who is modelling and touching the screens.//
Moiraine: RAND AL'THOR, YOU LIGHT FORSAKEN EXCUSE FOR A DRAGON REBORN, JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!!!
Rand: Huh? Oh! Vanna had a day off, so naturally they had to pick the best-looking person who walked through the doors! So sue me!
Moiraine: I will.
Anaiya: Okay! The person touching screens is not supposed to talk- just touch screens, smile, and look nice. Now STOP! Moiraine?
Moiraine: A T?
Anaiya: There are six T's!
Moiraine: Er...an S?
Anaiya: Yes, there are four S's.
Mat: How many letters are there anyways? The board is all white! Is that all one word?
Anaiya: Yup.
Moiraine: An M?
Anaiya: Yes, there are five M's...
//Two hours later, Moiraine has guessed all but Y, X, Z, V, and Q//
Moiraine: Y?
Anaiya: NO! AT LAST! NO Y!
Moiraine: WHAT?!
Nynaeve: HAH!!!!!!!!!!
Anaiya: Your spin, Nynaeve.
//She spins, lands on $500, and sighs.//
Nynaeve: Er...a Z?
Moiraine: You stupid! Why would there even be ONE Z?
Anaiya: Good! There are ten Z's!
Moiraine: WHAT?! ERR...
Nynaeve: Too bad, poor Moiraine. A V?
Anaiya: Yes, there are twenty V's!
Nynaeve: Uh...Q?
Anaiya: NOPE!
//Mat lands on Bankrupt, which he already is, and Moiraine spins, and lands on $100.//
Moiraine: HAH! X!
Anaiya: Nope! I don't know how that's possible, but oh well.
Nynaeve: I'd like to solve the puzzle!
Anaiya: Yes?
Nynaeve: Ok...Tjaodsalkfcasojnsaoccjnxiudsfhuashfoaushdosaiosaijfosiaduihxjcnlkxnmckxmcnxklcmxkmckxmckxmckxmzkcmkxlzojdfoijaoisiowzzzzz?
Anaiya: THAT'S RIGHT NYNAEVE!
Mat: Oh, I knew that! Anyone could have figured that out!
Lan: Watch your tongue, farmboy! My wife's a genious!
Nynaeve: Am I? So sweet!
//Everyone is momentarily distracted as she pulls him behind the curtain and kisses him//
Rand: I love happy endings!
Moiraine: WHAT ARE YOU CALLING HAPPY?
Rand: Them! Oh, I know! I know! You're mad because you hate her! You hate her!
Moiraine: Very good, Rand! Get the doggie treat!
//She throws a dog biscuit behind the curtain at Lan, Rand hurls himself at it, knocks over Nynaeve, breaks through the floor, and can be heard singing about falling through the floor after a dog biscut.//
Lan: THAT BLOODY SHEEPHERDER! I'LL STUFF HIS-(at this point Lan goes off in a torrent that is censored for young viewers' purposes) Masiara, are you okay?
Moiraine: Of course I am!
Lan: I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!
Moiraine: Why not?!
Nynaeve: GIVE IT UP!
//She points to the red Malkeiri mark on her forehead, and sticks our her tongue//
Moiraine: WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Anaiya: Er...so...are we going to still play here?
Nynaeve: It's Moiraine's fault.
Mat: I'll take the money if we can leave!
Anaiya: Deal!
//She hands Mat the money, and dives into the hole in the floor, shouting, "To soar!"//
Perrin: Hey, that's what Hopper said!
Hopper: Yeah, that's copyright!
Perrin: WHAT? Hopper, why are you here? NOOO!!!!!! GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!
//He runs up to the stage, and flings himself after Anaiya and Rand.//
Moiraine: WAIT! YOU'RE TA'VEREN! YOU CAN'T JUST FLING YOURSELF DOWN THERE!
Nynaeve: Go after him then!
//She whacks Moiraine with her braid so hard that she falls after the three down the hole.//
Lan: Nice one, Mashiara!
Nynaeve: Thanks, Gaidin. Let's go!
---Meanwhile, there's a party going on in the Wheel of Fortune basement...---
Rand: This was a good idea, Perrin.
Perrin: Can't you see that all my ideas are good?
Rand: Well that's funny. Because I thought that you letting wolves in your head, going mad, and howling...were all really bad ideas!
Perrin: Well anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude!
Moiraine: GET ME DOWN!
//Rand, Perrin, and Anaiya look up, seeing Moiraine hanging from the ceiling, caught on a broken beam.//
Anaiya: Naw...we like you there. Then you can't eat any cake.
And they all lived happily ever after...except Moiraine!
THE END!!!!!!!