Disclaimer: Judas, Jesus, Mary, Simon, Peter, Pilate,
Herodes, Caiaphas, and Annas don`t belong to me.
Actually not even God, Luzifer and Asrael are my
invention.
A thick column of smoke rises from beneath the floor covering the stage with biting dust. As the dust clears all eyes are directed at the slim figure of a woman who`s jumping lithely on stage. Her flowing hair reaches down to her waist, a few red hot strands plaited in her jet black hair give the impression as if tongues of fire licked at her head. She rushes towards Olivia glaring at her, her eyes glowing like two pieces of black coal. „Don`t touch my man!" she spits out.
„It`s okay, Luzi." Judas reaches out and touches her hand. „I was only teasing." His lips curl into a charming smile. Luzi looks longingly into his dark sparkling eyes, wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him into an ardent kiss. „But don`t forget where you belong, baby." She whispers hoarsely.
„Luzi! I`m pleased to see you." God stands up and greets her politely, while his eyes show clearly that he`s anything but pleased. Luzi turns round, and the passion disappears from her eyes giving place to icy blackness. „If you say so."
„So how is Asrael doing?" God obviously tries to start a smalltalk to break the ice, and fails pitifully. Luzi scrutinizes him cooly. „You would know if you took your time and saw after your edest son now and then."
A gasp is heard. „She says..." Olivia murmurs astonished.
„Pst." Simon tries to pull her back to get her out of sight, but it`s too late. Luzi slowly turns round and looks at Oliva. „Do you have anything to say?"
Olivia stares at her in disbelief. „You`re saying you`re Luzifer?" she asks with rounded eyes.
Luzi bows to her smirking. „In the flesh."
„And the angel of death, Asrael is your son?"
„Well, actually he`s not just an angel of death. He`s capable of many magical tricks, he`s a master of disguise for example." Luzie`s eyes shine with motherly pride. „But yes, he`s my son and God`s, even though he seems to forget that all the time." She looks at God, who obviously feels very uncomfortable. „But I suppose he`s been too busy pampering his darling." She glares at Jesus.
„If Asrael did what he was told to, just one time..." God starts to defend himself, but his voice fades away helplessly when his gaze meets Luzie`s, whose eyes litereally spit fire. „Oh yes, and Jesus-darling let them nail him on your cross so voluntarily and has fulfilled your wishes so obediently." She smirked mockingly. „If I remember our meeting in the desert...." she breaks off and looks over to Jesus, who obviously has lost something, for he studies the floor very eagerly.
„Hey, what does that mean?" Judas grabs her wrist and swings her round, dark fire flaring in his eyes.
„Don`t be jealous, darling." Luzi gets on her toes and kisses his lips softly. „I was only teasing." She smiles cheekily.
„You want to tell me that you and God...?" Olivia frowns, obviously she has blacked out a while ago, trying to digest this information. „But you`re the fallen angel."
Luzi sighs, forcing herself to take her eyes from Judas and looks at Olivia. „Well, if someone falls, there`s mostly someone who`s been pushing her, don`t you think?"
Olivia gasps. „What do you mean?"
Luzi rolls her eyes. „Oh my, Mary, you have never been a fast thinker."
Simon looks surprised at Luzi. „How do you know?"
„Rumours spread quickly, sweetheart, escpecially since my son is responisble for birth and death." She laughs quietly and turns to Olivia again. „Yes, God and me had a relationship, it went fine till this bitch appeared. Mary! A human female." She spits out contemptuously. „God set his eyes on her and developed the fix idea she should be the mother of his beloved son, the saviour of the world." She smiles bitterly. „It must have been her blond hair and her skyblue eyes, made her seem so innocent."
Peter and Jacobus, who are still there, but have been some kind of silent watchers, exchange a surprised glance.
„Blond?" Olivia is as surprised as the other.
„Yes, blond." Luzi nods. „Or what do you think where Jesus has got his golden locks and heavenly blue eyes from?" she asks running her fingers slightly through Jesus hair. „Believe me, he hasn`t got much from his father. So, my beloved husband, partner, whoever you may call him; I`m sure he would prefer to be called the almighty, what definitely is jsut a dream. I know mightier ones." She adds blinking maliciously at Judas, who struggles not to drown in his own grin.
„However," Luzi tries to focus on the subject again. „He had a little affair with this lovely human maid."
„But" Olivia throws in. „I thought the holy spirit? She was a virgin after all."
Luzi stares at her; for a moment it`s absolutely silent, then she breaks out in bloodcrudling laughter, in which all except Olivia join, even the Would-Be-Almighty stifles a giggle.
„Ah, that`s what they tell you, isn`t it?" Luzi wipes a tear out of her eyes. „I can`t believe it people have believed THAT for all these years. My dear Mary, could you explain me how a virgin could bear a child?"
„It`s a miracle." Olivia replies with uncertain voice, as she hears how foolishly it sounds in her ears.
„Yes, indeed." Judas smirks. „That would be a miracle."
„No, I must disappoint you. It was a normal lousy love affair, and God suddenly thought I wasn`t good enough anymore and replaced the lock of heaven`s door. I was told by the Holy Spirit that I should stay away from him, his mistress and his beloved son and in exchange I would get the control over the underworld. And the gentleman didn`t even manage to tell me himself. But well I`m quite happy with the situation now." She throws Judas an amorous look. „I got the best I could hope for."
Olivia follows her look smiling dreamily. „Yes, I can see that." She looks yearningly at Judas, who`s smiling contently, baptised in such nice attention. Luzi immediately narrows her eyes and focuses on Olivia. „I think I will stay here and watch the show." She sais slowly.
Actually not even God, Luzifer and Asrael are my
invention.
A thick column of smoke rises from beneath the floor covering the stage with biting dust. As the dust clears all eyes are directed at the slim figure of a woman who`s jumping lithely on stage. Her flowing hair reaches down to her waist, a few red hot strands plaited in her jet black hair give the impression as if tongues of fire licked at her head. She rushes towards Olivia glaring at her, her eyes glowing like two pieces of black coal. „Don`t touch my man!" she spits out.
„It`s okay, Luzi." Judas reaches out and touches her hand. „I was only teasing." His lips curl into a charming smile. Luzi looks longingly into his dark sparkling eyes, wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him into an ardent kiss. „But don`t forget where you belong, baby." She whispers hoarsely.
„Luzi! I`m pleased to see you." God stands up and greets her politely, while his eyes show clearly that he`s anything but pleased. Luzi turns round, and the passion disappears from her eyes giving place to icy blackness. „If you say so."
„So how is Asrael doing?" God obviously tries to start a smalltalk to break the ice, and fails pitifully. Luzi scrutinizes him cooly. „You would know if you took your time and saw after your edest son now and then."
A gasp is heard. „She says..." Olivia murmurs astonished.
„Pst." Simon tries to pull her back to get her out of sight, but it`s too late. Luzi slowly turns round and looks at Oliva. „Do you have anything to say?"
Olivia stares at her in disbelief. „You`re saying you`re Luzifer?" she asks with rounded eyes.
Luzi bows to her smirking. „In the flesh."
„And the angel of death, Asrael is your son?"
„Well, actually he`s not just an angel of death. He`s capable of many magical tricks, he`s a master of disguise for example." Luzie`s eyes shine with motherly pride. „But yes, he`s my son and God`s, even though he seems to forget that all the time." She looks at God, who obviously feels very uncomfortable. „But I suppose he`s been too busy pampering his darling." She glares at Jesus.
„If Asrael did what he was told to, just one time..." God starts to defend himself, but his voice fades away helplessly when his gaze meets Luzie`s, whose eyes litereally spit fire. „Oh yes, and Jesus-darling let them nail him on your cross so voluntarily and has fulfilled your wishes so obediently." She smirked mockingly. „If I remember our meeting in the desert...." she breaks off and looks over to Jesus, who obviously has lost something, for he studies the floor very eagerly.
„Hey, what does that mean?" Judas grabs her wrist and swings her round, dark fire flaring in his eyes.
„Don`t be jealous, darling." Luzi gets on her toes and kisses his lips softly. „I was only teasing." She smiles cheekily.
„You want to tell me that you and God...?" Olivia frowns, obviously she has blacked out a while ago, trying to digest this information. „But you`re the fallen angel."
Luzi sighs, forcing herself to take her eyes from Judas and looks at Olivia. „Well, if someone falls, there`s mostly someone who`s been pushing her, don`t you think?"
Olivia gasps. „What do you mean?"
Luzi rolls her eyes. „Oh my, Mary, you have never been a fast thinker."
Simon looks surprised at Luzi. „How do you know?"
„Rumours spread quickly, sweetheart, escpecially since my son is responisble for birth and death." She laughs quietly and turns to Olivia again. „Yes, God and me had a relationship, it went fine till this bitch appeared. Mary! A human female." She spits out contemptuously. „God set his eyes on her and developed the fix idea she should be the mother of his beloved son, the saviour of the world." She smiles bitterly. „It must have been her blond hair and her skyblue eyes, made her seem so innocent."
Peter and Jacobus, who are still there, but have been some kind of silent watchers, exchange a surprised glance.
„Blond?" Olivia is as surprised as the other.
„Yes, blond." Luzi nods. „Or what do you think where Jesus has got his golden locks and heavenly blue eyes from?" she asks running her fingers slightly through Jesus hair. „Believe me, he hasn`t got much from his father. So, my beloved husband, partner, whoever you may call him; I`m sure he would prefer to be called the almighty, what definitely is jsut a dream. I know mightier ones." She adds blinking maliciously at Judas, who struggles not to drown in his own grin.
„However," Luzi tries to focus on the subject again. „He had a little affair with this lovely human maid."
„But" Olivia throws in. „I thought the holy spirit? She was a virgin after all."
Luzi stares at her; for a moment it`s absolutely silent, then she breaks out in bloodcrudling laughter, in which all except Olivia join, even the Would-Be-Almighty stifles a giggle.
„Ah, that`s what they tell you, isn`t it?" Luzi wipes a tear out of her eyes. „I can`t believe it people have believed THAT for all these years. My dear Mary, could you explain me how a virgin could bear a child?"
„It`s a miracle." Olivia replies with uncertain voice, as she hears how foolishly it sounds in her ears.
„Yes, indeed." Judas smirks. „That would be a miracle."
„No, I must disappoint you. It was a normal lousy love affair, and God suddenly thought I wasn`t good enough anymore and replaced the lock of heaven`s door. I was told by the Holy Spirit that I should stay away from him, his mistress and his beloved son and in exchange I would get the control over the underworld. And the gentleman didn`t even manage to tell me himself. But well I`m quite happy with the situation now." She throws Judas an amorous look. „I got the best I could hope for."
Olivia follows her look smiling dreamily. „Yes, I can see that." She looks yearningly at Judas, who`s smiling contently, baptised in such nice attention. Luzi immediately narrows her eyes and focuses on Olivia. „I think I will stay here and watch the show." She sais slowly.