Akia: I am your new host, Akia! Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap had
his memory lost when the spell backfired. Ms. Notepad with "I feel
maniacally crazy" on it got her memory lost too. I am here with Okia.
Okia: Hi!
Akia: Getting back to the Pen Show, we have captured Hermione. She was a tough one, but we have captured her! Muhaha!
Okia: Okay. Bring her in!
*guards bring Hermione in*
Akia: So, Hermione, how did you manage to get to Hogwarts?
Hermione: Well, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great grandmother's cousin's teacher's mother's aunt's friend's sister's husband's grandmother who happened to be a witch said that her grandson's sister's friend's aunt's mother's teacher's cousin's grandmother's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great grandchild would have magical powers. And that's me!
Okia: And who is that great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great grandmother's cousin's teacher's mother's aunt's friend's sister's husband's grandmother?
Hermione: *mutters*
Akia: What was that?
Hermione: Gregory Goyle.
*gasp*
Okia: Why, you are somewhat related to Gregory Goyle! This is good information.
*Herimone's eyes turn red*
Akia: *whispers to Okia* Remember, we haven't striped her of her magical powers yet!
Okia: Oops.
Akia: Continuing… we have another question for you, do you like Krum?
Hermione: Yes, I do like Krum… at least I hope so.
Okia: Well, we got news for you! Krum has just been spotted walking down the streets of Madrid with two charming young ladies in each arm. Do you have a comment?
Hermione: It can't be! Krum promised! We made a blood oath! It can't be! He went to the Yule Ball with me! It can't be! *screams.
Akia: *whispering to Hermione* We still have 30 minutes! Get up!
Okia: Hermione, were you always the brainic? Even in Muggle school?
Hermione: No. I used to be class dope. When I was in first grade, I still couldn't write my own name. When I was in fourth grade, I was just learning my muplitication tables. When I bought my magic books, I found a smart spell and put it on me. That's how I became the brainic that you now know today. *blushes*
Akia: So THAT'S your secret. Anymore magical spells?
Hermione: Yes, in order to protect my identiy, just in case, I purposely made my teeth to look a bit bigger and made my hair more curly. So when the Yule Ball rolled around, I wanted a change from my disguise. So I just simply changed from my disguise to my real look. Everyone thought I had put on a disguise.
Okia: This is good!
*Akia pinches Okia*
Okia: Ok, ok.
Akia: We have one more question. Hermione, if Krum was cheating on you, would you move on to Draco?
Hermione: I would never! Just Gregory Goyle.
Okia: What?! That *****?! You **** *** *****!!!!
*Hermione whips out her wand and turns Okia into a potato chip*
Hermione: Let's see how long you will live! *cackles and disappears*
Akia: I wonder why she didn't do that eariler in the show. It would of saved her lots of embarassment. Now folks, we have lost another talk show host due to our characters. If you would like to sign up for a talk show host, please sign up! Thank you! And this concludes our show! Next time… the big star! Harry Potter! We will be on at 7:00 with our new talk show host! See you next time!!
Okia: Hi!
Akia: Getting back to the Pen Show, we have captured Hermione. She was a tough one, but we have captured her! Muhaha!
Okia: Okay. Bring her in!
*guards bring Hermione in*
Akia: So, Hermione, how did you manage to get to Hogwarts?
Hermione: Well, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great grandmother's cousin's teacher's mother's aunt's friend's sister's husband's grandmother who happened to be a witch said that her grandson's sister's friend's aunt's mother's teacher's cousin's grandmother's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great grandchild would have magical powers. And that's me!
Okia: And who is that great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great grandmother's cousin's teacher's mother's aunt's friend's sister's husband's grandmother?
Hermione: *mutters*
Akia: What was that?
Hermione: Gregory Goyle.
*gasp*
Okia: Why, you are somewhat related to Gregory Goyle! This is good information.
*Herimone's eyes turn red*
Akia: *whispers to Okia* Remember, we haven't striped her of her magical powers yet!
Okia: Oops.
Akia: Continuing… we have another question for you, do you like Krum?
Hermione: Yes, I do like Krum… at least I hope so.
Okia: Well, we got news for you! Krum has just been spotted walking down the streets of Madrid with two charming young ladies in each arm. Do you have a comment?
Hermione: It can't be! Krum promised! We made a blood oath! It can't be! He went to the Yule Ball with me! It can't be! *screams.
Akia: *whispering to Hermione* We still have 30 minutes! Get up!
Okia: Hermione, were you always the brainic? Even in Muggle school?
Hermione: No. I used to be class dope. When I was in first grade, I still couldn't write my own name. When I was in fourth grade, I was just learning my muplitication tables. When I bought my magic books, I found a smart spell and put it on me. That's how I became the brainic that you now know today. *blushes*
Akia: So THAT'S your secret. Anymore magical spells?
Hermione: Yes, in order to protect my identiy, just in case, I purposely made my teeth to look a bit bigger and made my hair more curly. So when the Yule Ball rolled around, I wanted a change from my disguise. So I just simply changed from my disguise to my real look. Everyone thought I had put on a disguise.
Okia: This is good!
*Akia pinches Okia*
Okia: Ok, ok.
Akia: We have one more question. Hermione, if Krum was cheating on you, would you move on to Draco?
Hermione: I would never! Just Gregory Goyle.
Okia: What?! That *****?! You **** *** *****!!!!
*Hermione whips out her wand and turns Okia into a potato chip*
Hermione: Let's see how long you will live! *cackles and disappears*
Akia: I wonder why she didn't do that eariler in the show. It would of saved her lots of embarassment. Now folks, we have lost another talk show host due to our characters. If you would like to sign up for a talk show host, please sign up! Thank you! And this concludes our show! Next time… the big star! Harry Potter! We will be on at 7:00 with our new talk show host! See you next time!!