1 A/N: All ideas of kidnapping characters and forcing to share secrets all
go to Hikaness. Check out her stories! Sorry Hikaness for not asking to use
the idea of thingy.
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3 Akia: Welcome to our newest edition of the Pen Show. Previously, we had our *counts* three talk show hosts had been made into potato chips, or been backfired by the Memory Charm. I am the longest lasting talk show host, I've only been on for one show! *waits for laughter, doesn't get any* Anyway, our NEW talk show host, is………. Bubbles, the goldfish! Bubbles the goldfish was the only one I could find in less than 1 week. Bubbles, what do you want to say?
Bubbles: Glub. Glub.
Akia: Nice. We have our long-awaited guest. Harry Potter. He put up a stronger fight than Hermione, but here he is!
Harry: I WON'T TALK!
Akia: That's what they all say. First question. Is it true that you have a secret desire for Hermione?
Harry: I WON'T TALK!
Akia: *sigh* GUARDS!
*guards and give Harry a liquid dose*
Akia: Are you better now Harry?
Harry: Ya! What's the question?
Akia: Do you have a secret passion for Hermione?
Harry: I guess. Not really. I still like Cho Chang. Hermione is ugly. The only reason I'm her "loyal" friend is because she does my homework for me. That's how I pass.
Akia: Wow! Big surprise! Is the scar on your head real?
Harry: *mutters and then blushes*
Akia: WHAT?! WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Harry: NO! Okay? At first it used to be, then it gradually faded. So I had it painted on. You can even peel it off if you want! I need to scar. It proves that Lord Voldemort is still in my body, yet I am staying strong!
Akia: *raises eyebrow* That's quite interesting. Now, Harry, what do you do in your spare time? Play wizard chess? Plot up ideas? Huh?
Harry: Nah. I like to fix screws.
Akia: Really? I thought that a wizard would have more of an interesting hobby.
Harry: Not really. I like to fix screws on broken lamps that Ron stupidly threw an enchanted ball at. It bounced all over the place, and besides, I get extra credit for doing it. But, don't tell Professor McGonagall, this, but I am actually bewitching them. Fred and George gave me this bewitching screwdriver.
Professor McGonagall: I heard that!
Harry: Oops.
Akia: Another question, if you are a wizard, why don't you use your magic to fix your messy hair, your crooked teeth, your broken glasses?
Harry: You know, I have always heard it is the inside that counts. Not the outside. But I do fix my hair occasionally. To make it look nice. *blushes* for this one special girl other than Cho.
Akia: Who?! Everyone is dying to know Harry.
Harry: *blushes* Do I have to tell?
Akia: Yes!
Harry: Hermione.
Akia: I thought you liked Cho better.
Harry: Yea, but Cho is stupider and older. I am just using Hermione right now to gain her knowledge, then I am going on to Cho. It is all of my secret plan. Muahahhaha! *cackles*
Akia: AH…. So, Harry, I'm just wondering, if you had a child, what would you name it?
Harry: Hog.
Akia: Excuse me?
Harry: Hog. Because hogs are my favorite animals.
Akia: Right. One more question, can you really speak the snake language?
Harry: Not really. I have a faint idea on what they are talking about, but when in an emergancy, I just put a spell on me and then in front of people, I just hiss and hiss. Like this… hisssssssshassssssssssssshissshasssshisss! And people get scared of me.
Akia: Ahh… we have discovered a few secrets about Harry, some wild ones. Some quite odd ones. Come back next time! Our guest is………….. Ginny Weasley! If you want to send us questions, send them! And if you want to sign up for a talk show host, then you can gladly replace Bubbles!
Bubbles: Glub. Glub. Glub.
Akia: See ya next time!
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3 Akia: Welcome to our newest edition of the Pen Show. Previously, we had our *counts* three talk show hosts had been made into potato chips, or been backfired by the Memory Charm. I am the longest lasting talk show host, I've only been on for one show! *waits for laughter, doesn't get any* Anyway, our NEW talk show host, is………. Bubbles, the goldfish! Bubbles the goldfish was the only one I could find in less than 1 week. Bubbles, what do you want to say?
Bubbles: Glub. Glub.
Akia: Nice. We have our long-awaited guest. Harry Potter. He put up a stronger fight than Hermione, but here he is!
Harry: I WON'T TALK!
Akia: That's what they all say. First question. Is it true that you have a secret desire for Hermione?
Harry: I WON'T TALK!
Akia: *sigh* GUARDS!
*guards and give Harry a liquid dose*
Akia: Are you better now Harry?
Harry: Ya! What's the question?
Akia: Do you have a secret passion for Hermione?
Harry: I guess. Not really. I still like Cho Chang. Hermione is ugly. The only reason I'm her "loyal" friend is because she does my homework for me. That's how I pass.
Akia: Wow! Big surprise! Is the scar on your head real?
Harry: *mutters and then blushes*
Akia: WHAT?! WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Harry: NO! Okay? At first it used to be, then it gradually faded. So I had it painted on. You can even peel it off if you want! I need to scar. It proves that Lord Voldemort is still in my body, yet I am staying strong!
Akia: *raises eyebrow* That's quite interesting. Now, Harry, what do you do in your spare time? Play wizard chess? Plot up ideas? Huh?
Harry: Nah. I like to fix screws.
Akia: Really? I thought that a wizard would have more of an interesting hobby.
Harry: Not really. I like to fix screws on broken lamps that Ron stupidly threw an enchanted ball at. It bounced all over the place, and besides, I get extra credit for doing it. But, don't tell Professor McGonagall, this, but I am actually bewitching them. Fred and George gave me this bewitching screwdriver.
Professor McGonagall: I heard that!
Harry: Oops.
Akia: Another question, if you are a wizard, why don't you use your magic to fix your messy hair, your crooked teeth, your broken glasses?
Harry: You know, I have always heard it is the inside that counts. Not the outside. But I do fix my hair occasionally. To make it look nice. *blushes* for this one special girl other than Cho.
Akia: Who?! Everyone is dying to know Harry.
Harry: *blushes* Do I have to tell?
Akia: Yes!
Harry: Hermione.
Akia: I thought you liked Cho better.
Harry: Yea, but Cho is stupider and older. I am just using Hermione right now to gain her knowledge, then I am going on to Cho. It is all of my secret plan. Muahahhaha! *cackles*
Akia: AH…. So, Harry, I'm just wondering, if you had a child, what would you name it?
Harry: Hog.
Akia: Excuse me?
Harry: Hog. Because hogs are my favorite animals.
Akia: Right. One more question, can you really speak the snake language?
Harry: Not really. I have a faint idea on what they are talking about, but when in an emergancy, I just put a spell on me and then in front of people, I just hiss and hiss. Like this… hisssssssshassssssssssssshissshasssshisss! And people get scared of me.
Akia: Ahh… we have discovered a few secrets about Harry, some wild ones. Some quite odd ones. Come back next time! Our guest is………….. Ginny Weasley! If you want to send us questions, send them! And if you want to sign up for a talk show host, then you can gladly replace Bubbles!
Bubbles: Glub. Glub. Glub.
Akia: See ya next time!