Akia: Okay and welcome on our newest edition of the Pen Show! We STILL have
no other talk show host, so Bubbles is still here. What do you have to say
Bubbles?
Bubbles: Glub. Glub.
Akia: Interesting. Our guest today is Ginny Weasley! Ginny was easy to decieve, very easy. Come on it Ginny!
*guards bring in Ginny who is dazed*
Akia: Just to tell you, Ginny has been put on a Truth Potion, just like other guest in this show, except Ginny had a greater effect. So Ginny, do you love living in "The Burrow"?
Ginny: The Burrow? I HATE The Burrow!!! It is so crowded, and it smells awful. It is so noisy with the ghoul or whatever, so messy with the garden gnomes, and everything else. I HATE it! I wish so badly that I could move somewhere else. Somewhere more normal. And richer.
Akia: But we have always heard that Weasleys love their Burrow. Why is it?
Ginny: I am not a Weasley! I am a Humburg! My stupid father married this other girl, Leasley Humburg, then left her and married this stupid other girl, the one I call mum! Leasley Humburg had me, Ginny, and then handed me over to my father. So therefore, I am a Humburg!
Akia: Newsflash! Authoress has just given us five new questions. Here is the first one: Can you count?
Ginny: What?!
Akia: It's says right here. *shows note cards*
Ginny: Ahh.. okay, I can't really count, but I can count up to 10, see……… google, playground, woodchucks, lampshade, 49, notepad, bubbles….
Bubbles: GLUB?
Ginny: Bunny, 184, 10! See, I told you.
Akia: Another question, do you like Harry, or are you using him?
Ginny: I am using him. Know why? Practically the same reason Ron is using him. I want him for popularity. I want him because he is famous. I want him because he is rich. I want him because he is perfect! I don't want him because I love him, I just want his popularity, and money!
Akia: Ok-ay. Another question…
Ginny: When is this going to end?!
Akia: I dunno. Anyway, next question… are you schitzophrenic? Because Bubbles and I are!
Ginny: *blinks* I am half schitzophrenic, half not. Because I have a passion for Colin Creevy, another for Draco. I am sooo mixed up!
Akia: This show is getting weird now. ANOTHER question, did you know that Harry has an evil plot to take over the world?
Ginny: No…. why Harry?! I don't want to marry an evil person! I want to marry a rich person with popularity! *wails*
Akia: That's what they all say. Next question. Don't worry Ginny, this is the last one, do YOU have an evil plot to take over the world?
Ginny: Yes!! I do! I am determined to make people more insane by doing the funky chicken dance, screaming out loud random things. Once everyone is insane, then I can have them under my power! Muhahahahaha!!!
Akia: I thought you had a different evil laugh.
Ginny: Oh yea. Ahahahahahahahahaum!
Akia: Another question! SO! If your computer crashed while you were reading the Pencil Show, and Professor Dumbledore came and played Hangman with Ron, and Harry poked Hermione in the nose, what would the random lion at the zoo do??
Ginny: Uh… freak out?
Akia: Dunno. One more question! If the train DID reach San Fransisco, and Fawkes was still dancing with the sorting hat, and you got scared and ran in the other direction, and a freaky person shot arrows into your body 12 times, and you STILL haven't died, would you be proud of that or would you be freaked out and throw youself off a cliff?
Ginny: Yes? Wait, no! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes!!!
Akia: Uh-huh. Right. One more question from me, do you have a nickname?
Ginny: Yes, it is Fin.
Akia: And that ends our show! Please apply for the talk show host for Bubbles can't live any longer without being in water. In fact, he just died.
Bubbles: G-----l----u—b-.
Akia: And our next guest is…….. Draco Malfoy! Send in your questions, and your application for the talk show host! Thank you and good-bye!
Bubbles: Glub. Glub.
Akia: Interesting. Our guest today is Ginny Weasley! Ginny was easy to decieve, very easy. Come on it Ginny!
*guards bring in Ginny who is dazed*
Akia: Just to tell you, Ginny has been put on a Truth Potion, just like other guest in this show, except Ginny had a greater effect. So Ginny, do you love living in "The Burrow"?
Ginny: The Burrow? I HATE The Burrow!!! It is so crowded, and it smells awful. It is so noisy with the ghoul or whatever, so messy with the garden gnomes, and everything else. I HATE it! I wish so badly that I could move somewhere else. Somewhere more normal. And richer.
Akia: But we have always heard that Weasleys love their Burrow. Why is it?
Ginny: I am not a Weasley! I am a Humburg! My stupid father married this other girl, Leasley Humburg, then left her and married this stupid other girl, the one I call mum! Leasley Humburg had me, Ginny, and then handed me over to my father. So therefore, I am a Humburg!
Akia: Newsflash! Authoress has just given us five new questions. Here is the first one: Can you count?
Ginny: What?!
Akia: It's says right here. *shows note cards*
Ginny: Ahh.. okay, I can't really count, but I can count up to 10, see……… google, playground, woodchucks, lampshade, 49, notepad, bubbles….
Bubbles: GLUB?
Ginny: Bunny, 184, 10! See, I told you.
Akia: Another question, do you like Harry, or are you using him?
Ginny: I am using him. Know why? Practically the same reason Ron is using him. I want him for popularity. I want him because he is famous. I want him because he is rich. I want him because he is perfect! I don't want him because I love him, I just want his popularity, and money!
Akia: Ok-ay. Another question…
Ginny: When is this going to end?!
Akia: I dunno. Anyway, next question… are you schitzophrenic? Because Bubbles and I are!
Ginny: *blinks* I am half schitzophrenic, half not. Because I have a passion for Colin Creevy, another for Draco. I am sooo mixed up!
Akia: This show is getting weird now. ANOTHER question, did you know that Harry has an evil plot to take over the world?
Ginny: No…. why Harry?! I don't want to marry an evil person! I want to marry a rich person with popularity! *wails*
Akia: That's what they all say. Next question. Don't worry Ginny, this is the last one, do YOU have an evil plot to take over the world?
Ginny: Yes!! I do! I am determined to make people more insane by doing the funky chicken dance, screaming out loud random things. Once everyone is insane, then I can have them under my power! Muhahahahaha!!!
Akia: I thought you had a different evil laugh.
Ginny: Oh yea. Ahahahahahahahahaum!
Akia: Another question! SO! If your computer crashed while you were reading the Pencil Show, and Professor Dumbledore came and played Hangman with Ron, and Harry poked Hermione in the nose, what would the random lion at the zoo do??
Ginny: Uh… freak out?
Akia: Dunno. One more question! If the train DID reach San Fransisco, and Fawkes was still dancing with the sorting hat, and you got scared and ran in the other direction, and a freaky person shot arrows into your body 12 times, and you STILL haven't died, would you be proud of that or would you be freaked out and throw youself off a cliff?
Ginny: Yes? Wait, no! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes!!!
Akia: Uh-huh. Right. One more question from me, do you have a nickname?
Ginny: Yes, it is Fin.
Akia: And that ends our show! Please apply for the talk show host for Bubbles can't live any longer without being in water. In fact, he just died.
Bubbles: G-----l----u—b-.
Akia: And our next guest is…….. Draco Malfoy! Send in your questions, and your application for the talk show host! Thank you and good-bye!