Disclaimer: *sigh* I, Sweet Flames of Vipers solemnly swear that I hold no ownership (much to my dismay) to Yu-Gi-Oh. *Bailiff clears throat* or the song "Baby Please Come Home", U2 does.

*Idiocy gods 1 and 2 stand up*: We do?

SFV: Not YOU TWO, I mean the band.

I. G.s: ohh.. : (

A/N:

(I.G. 1: One already? We haven't even started the fic!)

(SFV: How can I if I keep getting interrupted? *steam pours out of SFV's ears*) I found "Baby Please Come Home" while I was channel surfing, like the song, and downloaded it off of Kazaa.

(I.G. 2: What's Kazaa?)

(I.G. 1: I think it's a genie, that's why SFV has so many burned cds.)

(SFV: It's a share file programs, you morns, now QUIET!) I'm using it for my Choral Spectrum audition, since it fits my voice so well.

(I, G. 2: What's Choral Spectrum?)

(I.G. 1: It's a super Chorus, for Chorus Geeks, like our author.)

(SFV: SILENCE! I an NOT a Chorus geek.)

While I was practicing I was thinking about how the song would be great for a song fic so here it is. I changed around the fic and made a Sailor Moon and Max Steel songfics using the same song already.. *Throws hands up in air* Ok before you narc me out to abuse@fanfiction.net, realize this, I am using the same song, but different plot, so bleah : p .

I am writing this because one: there aren't enough Joey?Mai fanfics. Two: there are fanfics making Joey gay with Kaiba, WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE??? Do either of them even hint of being gay?

Also, no, I'm not crazy for publishing this story AFTER Christmas. Does it really matter? I'm really slow.

And most importantly, REVIEW THE MY STORY!!! Or penguins will set your house on fire.

Onward with the story!

Come Home By Sweet Flames of Vipers

Joey walked through the storm. He didn't care. He looked to see Kaiba swinging Tea around in his arms.

Joey: Glad at least they're in love.

The snow's coming down

I'm watching it fall

Watching the people around

Baby please come home

Joey: Mai's outta town and I didn't get a chance to tell her how I felt.

The Church bell near by, started ringing.

The church bells in town

They're ringing a song

What a happy sound

Baby please come home

Joey heared carolers nearby.

They're singing deck the halls

But it's not like Christmas at all

I remember when you were here

And all the fun we had last year

The blonde shook his head, he remembered how they were so mean to each other, then how she hugged him a few times, when they were off guard.

Pretty lights on the tree

I'm watching 'em shine

You should be here with me

Baby please come home

They're singing deck the halls

But it's not like Christmas at all

I remember when you were here

And all the fun we had last year

He heard a voice.

Mai: Joey! *she ran towards him*

Joey: Mai? Whaddaya doin' here?

Mai: I had to tell you something.

She jumped into his arms, and kissed him.

If there was a way

I'd hold back these tears

But it's Christmas day

Baby please come home

Ohh...

They held each other, and were so happy they finally had their feelings revealed.

THE END

A/N: I know, I know, I'm such a stickler for happy endings. But it's not until, I GET PEOPLE TO REVIEW MY FANFICS!!!!!!! Flames are welcome; it's cold in my basement. And if you're too chicken to review email me at alphapup7@aol or yahoo.com.