A/N- I'm back! Sorry I was gone so long… I thought no one liked my show.
But my friend said that everyone liked it so I came back! I took some of
your suggestions for Draco and we have a new host!
Akia: Welcome back! We thankfully found a new host…. Taiya!
*claps*
Taiya: *twitch* I hope I can live *twitch*
Akia: Well, we promised Draco, so here we go!
*Draco walks in with glazed eyes*
*clunk*
Akia: We have a couple of questions…
Taiya: Draco, are you sure that you are not just a perverted ghost that says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm a scary ghost" because you are always stoned and you don't know that 2+2+86 times 468 is equal to *counts on fingers* 42120, since your very demented father was a Death Eater and helped open The Chamber of Secrets and I DON'T CARE IF HE WASN'T THERE FIFTY YEARS AGO TREVOR!*ahem* and yeah so um please read Legolas my love forever more by me and um yeah?
Draco: Uh… who gave that question?!
Taiya: *shifts notecards* er… soupaness.
Draco: Well that person that *clears throat* that er…. *blushes* I am demented!
Akia: Could you please answer the question?!
Draco: Ah… yea… okay, so maybe I am a perverted ghost and I don't know what 2+2 is and I know that my father is a demented Death Eater…
Lucius: DRACO!
Taiya: Another question: Do you know that your hair look SO blonde that it looks like you had an... ahem...... UNFORTUNATE run in with your mum's laundry?
Draco: Yes, that. I was young in those good ol' days when I was only ten years old. You see, I was playing hide-and-go-seek with Crabbe and Goyle. And all the good places were taken, so I had to hide in the laundry. You may not believe that, but I was actually 100 pounds lighter than I am now! Well, anyway my mom chose that time to bleach all of the clothes. So she dumped the basket in, along with me, in the laundry and she bleached my hair.
Akia: What a sad childhood…
Draco: Actually, that's my funnest memory.
Taiya: Good grammar Draco.
Akia: We have some more questions Draco. Do you know how stupid I think you are?
Draco: What?!
Taiya: Just answer the darn question!
Draco: Not really. I highly think that I am the smartest person on planet. *clunk*
Akia: Okay… another question! Is your hair natural?
Draco: What do you think?!
Taiya: I'll take that as a no.
Draco: *growls*
Akia: ANOTHER question. I heard you dye your teeth white, cause if you don't, they're purple, is that true?
Draco: Fine, I'll admit it! I was put on a curse that made my teeth turn purple. I use Crest White Strips to whiten my teeth. *grins*
Taiya: I heard you got a thing goin' on with Sam, the hobbit from LOTR, is that true?
Draco: Who in the wizarding world is that?
Akia: Don't play dumb with me!
Draco: I do not have a thing with Sam! I have a thing with Legolas!
Taiya: *chuckles* Muhahaha! Blackmail!
A/N- Sorry that's sorta shorter… please give me more ideas!
Akia: Welcome back! We thankfully found a new host…. Taiya!
*claps*
Taiya: *twitch* I hope I can live *twitch*
Akia: Well, we promised Draco, so here we go!
*Draco walks in with glazed eyes*
*clunk*
Akia: We have a couple of questions…
Taiya: Draco, are you sure that you are not just a perverted ghost that says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm a scary ghost" because you are always stoned and you don't know that 2+2+86 times 468 is equal to *counts on fingers* 42120, since your very demented father was a Death Eater and helped open The Chamber of Secrets and I DON'T CARE IF HE WASN'T THERE FIFTY YEARS AGO TREVOR!*ahem* and yeah so um please read Legolas my love forever more by me and um yeah?
Draco: Uh… who gave that question?!
Taiya: *shifts notecards* er… soupaness.
Draco: Well that person that *clears throat* that er…. *blushes* I am demented!
Akia: Could you please answer the question?!
Draco: Ah… yea… okay, so maybe I am a perverted ghost and I don't know what 2+2 is and I know that my father is a demented Death Eater…
Lucius: DRACO!
Taiya: Another question: Do you know that your hair look SO blonde that it looks like you had an... ahem...... UNFORTUNATE run in with your mum's laundry?
Draco: Yes, that. I was young in those good ol' days when I was only ten years old. You see, I was playing hide-and-go-seek with Crabbe and Goyle. And all the good places were taken, so I had to hide in the laundry. You may not believe that, but I was actually 100 pounds lighter than I am now! Well, anyway my mom chose that time to bleach all of the clothes. So she dumped the basket in, along with me, in the laundry and she bleached my hair.
Akia: What a sad childhood…
Draco: Actually, that's my funnest memory.
Taiya: Good grammar Draco.
Akia: We have some more questions Draco. Do you know how stupid I think you are?
Draco: What?!
Taiya: Just answer the darn question!
Draco: Not really. I highly think that I am the smartest person on planet. *clunk*
Akia: Okay… another question! Is your hair natural?
Draco: What do you think?!
Taiya: I'll take that as a no.
Draco: *growls*
Akia: ANOTHER question. I heard you dye your teeth white, cause if you don't, they're purple, is that true?
Draco: Fine, I'll admit it! I was put on a curse that made my teeth turn purple. I use Crest White Strips to whiten my teeth. *grins*
Taiya: I heard you got a thing goin' on with Sam, the hobbit from LOTR, is that true?
Draco: Who in the wizarding world is that?
Akia: Don't play dumb with me!
Draco: I do not have a thing with Sam! I have a thing with Legolas!
Taiya: *chuckles* Muhahaha! Blackmail!
A/N- Sorry that's sorta shorter… please give me more ideas!