A/N: Sorry I didn't say who our next guest was, but our next guest is... Neville!!! Oh yea, I own nobody. And the alarm idea isn't my idea. It was one of my dad's co worker.

Taiya: Welcome to the Pen Show once more. Akia, died shortly after the show in an accident involving a crazy chicken, Henny the hen and lotsa sugar! And here is our new talk show host. Hika! .:twitch:.

Hika: Hi peoples! I'm on a sugar high, can you tell? .:bounce:. .:bounce:. .:crash:.

Taiya: I wish Akia never died.

Hika: Hey! .:bounce:.

Taiya: Continuing on with the show. Neville Longbottom is here today and we're sharing his secrets out to the world!

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Hika: What a strange unusual sound, yet ear splitting. .:bounce:.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Taiya: Bring out Neville!

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Hika: Uh, Taiya, the noise. it's hurting my ear.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Neville: I lost Trevor again. Can you help me find my frog? .:snort:.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Taiya: Just a question before we find your frog .:cackles:.. How did you find your frog?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Neville: Um. my grandmother gave it to me?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Hika: Um. Taiya, I'm going to enter a code in to stop the alarm. okay? .:bounce:.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Taiya: Are you sure?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Neville: Um yea?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Taiya: However we received a reporting of a grave marked Trevor the Toad buried in the Graveyard #195720-284958-349. Isn't that your toad?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Hika: Hey! I found the code thingy! .:type type type:. .:bounce:.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Alarm system: Please get out of the building in 60.50.40. seconds. Thank you and have a nice day.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Hika: Curse you!

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Neville: .:sobs:. Yes! It is Trevor! I accidently in Potions class knocked him over in the boiling cauldron and made him into a Sleeping Potion! .:sobs:. I love you Trevor!

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Taiya: So what's the replacement frog like and what is his name?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Neville: His name is Severus Snape and I am planning to cook him over a hot boiled cauldron just like my Trevor. .:cackles:. But I still love you Trevor! You are in my heart and I love you forever!

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Hika: Another code, must have another code. .:bounce:. .:type type type:.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Alarm system: Ha! Wrong code you idiot!

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Taiya: Would you marry Trevor if you could?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Neville: Yes! Oh Trevor, all those memories we shared. .:weep:.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Taiya: Were you always this clumsy?

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Neville: Not really. I used to be the star gymast in my Muggle school but I sued them and my grandmother put a curse on me and I ate pizza.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Hika: Curse you! Need another code need another code. .:bounce:. .:type type type type:.

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Alarm System: You have tried too many time to guess the code. The wrong code alarm will sound in 60.30.10.1 second.

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Taiya: Ah. What's your favorite food?

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Neville: There's pizza, then ice cream, then chocolate, then sushi, then chicken, then duck, then eel, then frog legs, then pringles, then smoothies, then pencils, then tea leaves..

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Taiya: No wonder you are so fat.

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Neville: Actually, I joined the Bally Total Fitness program and lost 10 pounds in 7 days! But I think the Jenny program works even better cuz I lost 20 pounds in 10 days! Don't I look so slim and pretty now?

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Hika: Ooo! Look! The Alarm is coming from the red little boxes marked fire! I wonder if the fireman are here yet. .:bounce:.

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Taiya: Are you perverted?

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Neville: Me? Of course not! How would you come to that solution? That's silly. But I am an idiotic moronic stupidic wizard! Heehee. I can't even kiss Trevor!

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Hika: Ahhhh!!!! Where's my monkey? My monkey! My monkey! Ahhh!!! My life!!! Where's my life?! .:bounce:.

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Taiya: Just one more question, whose your secret admirer?

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Hika: Oh no! The firemen are here! .:bounce:.

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Fireman #1: Where's the fire?

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Fireman #2: Hey, dude, we drove down here for nothing? Where's the money?

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Fireman #3: Hey look! We're on the Pen Show!!! Cool! .:waves:. Hi Great Aunt Greta!

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Hika: Get out of the Pen Show!! .:bounce:.

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Fireman #1 & #2 & #3: Okay. The Please Mind Your Firemen alarm will be setting off in 10 seconds. Have a nice day.

Please Mind Your Fireman Alarm: WHEEEIIIPPP WHEEEEEIIPPP WHEEEEIIIIPPP WWWEEEEHHIIIIPP

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Hika: .:wails:. .:bounce:.

Please Mind Your Fireman Alarm: WHEEEIIIPPP WHEEEEEIIPPP WHEEEEIIIIPPP WWWEEEEHHIIIIPP

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Neville: My secret admirer is um. well. Ginny, Hermione, Trevor, Draco, and Cho.

Please Mind Your Fireman Alarm: WHEEEIIIPPP WHEEEEEIIPPP WHEEEEIIIIPPP WWWEEEEHHIIIIPP

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Harry, Krum, Ms. Trevor, Zit faced Draco lover: DIE!!!!!! You evil Neville! Die!!!!!!!

Please Mind Your Fireman Alarm: WHEEEIIIPPP WHEEEEEIIPPP WHEEEEIIIIPPP WWWEEEEHHIIIIPP

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Taiya: That's all for now!

Please Mind Your Fireman Alarm: WHEEEIIIPPP WHEEEEEIIPPP WHEEEEIIIIPPP WWWEEEEHHIIIIPP

Wrong Code Alarm: SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONK SNONKKKKKKKK

Alarm: BZAGGGG BZAAGGGG BZZAAAGGGG

Burglar Alarm: WHEEOOO WHEEEEO WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOOO

Hika: Bye and see you next time! Hopefully. .:bounce:.

A/N: That was an extra long episode. The next guest.. Professor Snape! Send in your questons!