Drew: Hello and welcome back to Wave Three of Final Fantasy Whose Line! Say
hello to…
Elena Marshall!
(Elena waves)
Zell Dincht!
(Zell gives thumbs up)
Wakka!
(Wakka plays with a Blitzball)
And last but not least, Seifer Almasy!
(Seifer gives the JBI gesture)
Drew: We're gonna play an old favorite here, called "If ya know what I mean." This is for Wakka, Zell, and Seifer. What's gonna happen is these guys are gonna act out a scene, but they can only speak in crappy cliches and such. Okay, this side of the audience, where's a place three guys would relax and drink beer?
*The audience begins yelling out suggestions, ranging from "A fence!" to "The strip joint!"*
Drew: Okaaay…we'll go with patio! Patios aren't funny…but chickenwuss can make anything funny, right chicken?
Zell: Ah shaddap…
Drew: Anyways, Wakka and Zell are gonna start out, and Seifer'll join in later. Scene is, you're three single guys on their day off. Start when you're ready.
Wakka: So talk about a Seven-Forty-Seven flying into a grand canyon if ya know what I mean!
*Crowd roars*
Zell: That's one heck of a football field if ya know what I mean!
Wakka: She was like a cat pinning down a mouse if ya know what I mean!
Zell: Sounds like one heck of a cowgirl if ya know what I mean!
Wakka: …No, I don't know what ya mean.
Seifer: *Walks up* Sorry guys, I had to pump the Miss full of hot lead if ya know what I mean!
Zell: Mine tried to take a bite of one of my hotdog if ya know what I mean!
*Seifer and Wakka stare at Zell*
Zell: *Holds up a half-eaten hotdog* See?
Wakka: Oh, ya man. I thought she tried to squeeze the whole tube of toothpaste if ya know what I mean!
Seifer: Eech, some of us are straight here if ya know what I mean!
Zell: *Blinks some* Some of us don't date horny princesses here if ya know what I mean!
Seifer: Why I oughta! *Advances on Zell*
Drew: *Buzzes* Whoa, time out! Game over!
*They return*
Drew: Um…okay. Five hundred points for Wakka for staying the hell out of it.
Wakka: Some of us like to get paid, ya?
Drew: Well, anyway, we're gonna play round two of one game, Scenes from a hat! Starting out with…
"Unlikely Character Endorsements"
Elena: *Mocks Tifa's voice* Do you suffer from Yeast Infections?
*Drew Buzzes*
Seifer: *Puts on Irvine's hat* FF Condoms. Better protection than a GF!
*Drew buzzes*
Wakka: Hi, I'm Tidus for Valium!
*Drew Buzzes*
Zell: Have a slice of Zell brand Wieners!
*Crowd roars*
"Other names they had in mind for Zidane"
Seifer: "Child-Molesting Moron!"
*Drew Buzzes, decides to change subjects*
"Inappropriate things for show and tell"
Elena: I brought mommy's vibrator!
*Drew Buzzes*
Wakka: Oo! Pick me, I got pictures of Mr.Black and Ms.Evelynn in the closet!
*Drew buzzes*
"Guys that chicks just don't dig"
Elena: Guys that chicks just don't dig!
*Drew buzzes, Elena laughs*
Wakka: *Just stands there until laughter starts*
Elena: Aww…
Lulu: *Blows Wakka a kiss from the audience*
"Bad songs to sing in prison"
Zell: Oooooo! It's raining men! Ooo!
*Drew buzzes*
Seifer: *Points* Jaine's got a gun!
"Lawyers that won't help your case"
Elena: He did it! HE DID IT!
*Drew Buzzes*
Zell: My client has been a fine upstanding citizen since *Bursts out laughing* I can't keep this roof up, he's guilty!
*Drew buzzes*
Seifer: May I appease the court…that I go take a whiz, I'll be back in a few mintues!
*Drew buzzes*
Wakka: My final summation will be done by Quicky the hand puppet! *High pitched voice* Ladies and gentlemen of the jury!
"TV shows that didn't make it"
Wakka: We're…now round four…of..championship dominoes…
*Drew Buzzes*
Elena: What's gonna happen today on things your cat can't swallow?
*Drew Buzzes*
Seifer: Well…here's the paint…still a little tacky, let's watch…
*Drew Buzzes*
Zell: We'll be back with more senior sex talk right after this!
*Drew makes the final buzz*
Drew: Okaaay, we'll be back with more senior sex talk- I mean Whose Line right after this!
Elena Marshall!
(Elena waves)
Zell Dincht!
(Zell gives thumbs up)
Wakka!
(Wakka plays with a Blitzball)
And last but not least, Seifer Almasy!
(Seifer gives the JBI gesture)
Drew: We're gonna play an old favorite here, called "If ya know what I mean." This is for Wakka, Zell, and Seifer. What's gonna happen is these guys are gonna act out a scene, but they can only speak in crappy cliches and such. Okay, this side of the audience, where's a place three guys would relax and drink beer?
*The audience begins yelling out suggestions, ranging from "A fence!" to "The strip joint!"*
Drew: Okaaay…we'll go with patio! Patios aren't funny…but chickenwuss can make anything funny, right chicken?
Zell: Ah shaddap…
Drew: Anyways, Wakka and Zell are gonna start out, and Seifer'll join in later. Scene is, you're three single guys on their day off. Start when you're ready.
Wakka: So talk about a Seven-Forty-Seven flying into a grand canyon if ya know what I mean!
*Crowd roars*
Zell: That's one heck of a football field if ya know what I mean!
Wakka: She was like a cat pinning down a mouse if ya know what I mean!
Zell: Sounds like one heck of a cowgirl if ya know what I mean!
Wakka: …No, I don't know what ya mean.
Seifer: *Walks up* Sorry guys, I had to pump the Miss full of hot lead if ya know what I mean!
Zell: Mine tried to take a bite of one of my hotdog if ya know what I mean!
*Seifer and Wakka stare at Zell*
Zell: *Holds up a half-eaten hotdog* See?
Wakka: Oh, ya man. I thought she tried to squeeze the whole tube of toothpaste if ya know what I mean!
Seifer: Eech, some of us are straight here if ya know what I mean!
Zell: *Blinks some* Some of us don't date horny princesses here if ya know what I mean!
Seifer: Why I oughta! *Advances on Zell*
Drew: *Buzzes* Whoa, time out! Game over!
*They return*
Drew: Um…okay. Five hundred points for Wakka for staying the hell out of it.
Wakka: Some of us like to get paid, ya?
Drew: Well, anyway, we're gonna play round two of one game, Scenes from a hat! Starting out with…
"Unlikely Character Endorsements"
Elena: *Mocks Tifa's voice* Do you suffer from Yeast Infections?
*Drew Buzzes*
Seifer: *Puts on Irvine's hat* FF Condoms. Better protection than a GF!
*Drew buzzes*
Wakka: Hi, I'm Tidus for Valium!
*Drew Buzzes*
Zell: Have a slice of Zell brand Wieners!
*Crowd roars*
"Other names they had in mind for Zidane"
Seifer: "Child-Molesting Moron!"
*Drew Buzzes, decides to change subjects*
"Inappropriate things for show and tell"
Elena: I brought mommy's vibrator!
*Drew Buzzes*
Wakka: Oo! Pick me, I got pictures of Mr.Black and Ms.Evelynn in the closet!
*Drew buzzes*
"Guys that chicks just don't dig"
Elena: Guys that chicks just don't dig!
*Drew buzzes, Elena laughs*
Wakka: *Just stands there until laughter starts*
Elena: Aww…
Lulu: *Blows Wakka a kiss from the audience*
"Bad songs to sing in prison"
Zell: Oooooo! It's raining men! Ooo!
*Drew buzzes*
Seifer: *Points* Jaine's got a gun!
"Lawyers that won't help your case"
Elena: He did it! HE DID IT!
*Drew Buzzes*
Zell: My client has been a fine upstanding citizen since *Bursts out laughing* I can't keep this roof up, he's guilty!
*Drew buzzes*
Seifer: May I appease the court…that I go take a whiz, I'll be back in a few mintues!
*Drew buzzes*
Wakka: My final summation will be done by Quicky the hand puppet! *High pitched voice* Ladies and gentlemen of the jury!
"TV shows that didn't make it"
Wakka: We're…now round four…of..championship dominoes…
*Drew Buzzes*
Elena: What's gonna happen today on things your cat can't swallow?
*Drew Buzzes*
Seifer: Well…here's the paint…still a little tacky, let's watch…
*Drew Buzzes*
Zell: We'll be back with more senior sex talk right after this!
*Drew makes the final buzz*
Drew: Okaaay, we'll be back with more senior sex talk- I mean Whose Line right after this!