Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it anyway! The show where everything's
made up and the points don't matter! That's right. They don't matter, just
like a playbook to the Besaid Aurochs…
(Wakka stares at Drew)
Drew: Anyways, we're gonna play a game called Scene Change, this game's for all four of you. Elena, Wakka, and Zell are gonna act out a scene, but when Seifer barks out "Change", the last statement has to be changed…We are in President Rufus's office, as Rufus, played by Zell, is being briefed by Hiedeggar, being plaed by Wakka. Elena shows up later as the discussion continues…and go ahead…
Wakka: As you can see Mr. President, this is the satellite photograph of Avalanche HQ
Seifer: Change!
Wakka: Look at this picture, it's you in a canoe!
Seifer: Change!
Wakka: How about this lovely photograph of me with the Teletubbies?
Seifer: Change!
Wakka: I've laminated a large picture of a postage stamp, what you might look like when you're old and dead!
Zell: I don't think you're much of an advisorl, I was thinking of hiring someone else…
Wakka: I'm a General! You can't kick me out of here!
Zell: I don't need a General, what I need is a strategist!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: I don't need a General, what I need is a hooker!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: I don't need a General, what I need is Gary Coleman!
Elena: *Walks on stage* What's happening, I heard the ruckuss from-
Seifer: Change!
Elena: What's goin on?
Zell: Terribly sorry Elena, I didn't mean to disturb you.
Elena: Oh that's alright, I was just in the break room having a drink.
Seifer: Change!
Elena: I was just flirting with Re-
Seifer: Change!
Elena: I was outside pruning!
(Laughter)
Elena: I could hear you all the way from the garden!
Wakka: Mr. President, we have a war to fight, and I know you…um…want to meet a child television star from the seventies, but we have to get back to this battle plan!
Zell: I can't tell this plan to the citizens of Midgar!
Wakka: Why not?
Zell: Well, it's full of flaws! Look, this army is attacking Mideel!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: The Salvation Army is attacking a restaurant!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: Why this is me, going after Richard Simmons!
Wakka: *Sobs* I worked very hard on this plan!
Elena: Oh don't cry…
Zell: Look, I've got a plan of my own! *Pulls something out of his pocket*
Seifer: Change!
Zell: Look, I've got a plan of my own! *Pulls something out of his nose*
Seifer: Change!
Zell: Look, I've got a plan of my own! *Plays a trumpet*
Elena: You men, always creating War! Why can't we all just live in peace?
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Why can't we all just make a craft out of a popular pudding?
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Why can't we all just sing a rousing chorus of koombayah?
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Why can't we…quack like a duck, get in a circle and-
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Hey! I'm staying out of this!
*Drew hits buzzer*
Drew: *Puts away a phone* Oh, Wakka? The pope called, he wants his hat back!
*Camera focuses on Wakka's hairdo*
Drew: Anyways…moving onto your last game…we're gonna play World's Worst! What they're gonna do is get onto the World's Worst Step, and give out as many ideas as they can. So this is…World's Worst Co-Workers…
Seifer: Mimi, shut up you fatso!
*Buzzer, Drew glares*
Elena: You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!
*Buzzer*
Wakka: *Reads something off a desk* You have thirty minutes to move your car…you have ten minutes to move your car…your car has been towed…your car has been compacted into a cube…you have ten minutes to move your cube…
*Buzzer*
Zell: Ah look at the clock! Only seven more hours to quitting time…
*Buzzer*
Elena: You! Off my planet!
*Buzzer*
Seifer: Chaos, panic, and disorder…my work here is done…
*Buzzer*
Wakka: *Holds something* I ordered all these arrows for the conference, but there's a problem, they're all facing the left, and I haven't got the time to re-order them! Maybe if we move the conference to…what's that? *Flips around invisible object* Spooky…
*Buzzer*
Elena: I'm sorry, do they shut up on your planet?
*Buzzer*
Seifer: You look like shit right now, is that the style?
*Buzzer*
Zell: You don't mind if I set down my magnetic coffee cup on your computer do you?
*Buzzer*
Wakka: You each get a thousand points! Let's move on to party quirks!
*Drew hits buzzer for final time*
Drew: Heey, don't touch that dial, we'll be back with more Whose Line and a fresh cast right after this!
Join me for the next update, as the laughs and comedy continue when Reno, Laguna, Scarlet and Lulu join us for Wave Four of Whose Line is it Anyway! Keep up the R&R!
(Wakka stares at Drew)
Drew: Anyways, we're gonna play a game called Scene Change, this game's for all four of you. Elena, Wakka, and Zell are gonna act out a scene, but when Seifer barks out "Change", the last statement has to be changed…We are in President Rufus's office, as Rufus, played by Zell, is being briefed by Hiedeggar, being plaed by Wakka. Elena shows up later as the discussion continues…and go ahead…
Wakka: As you can see Mr. President, this is the satellite photograph of Avalanche HQ
Seifer: Change!
Wakka: Look at this picture, it's you in a canoe!
Seifer: Change!
Wakka: How about this lovely photograph of me with the Teletubbies?
Seifer: Change!
Wakka: I've laminated a large picture of a postage stamp, what you might look like when you're old and dead!
Zell: I don't think you're much of an advisorl, I was thinking of hiring someone else…
Wakka: I'm a General! You can't kick me out of here!
Zell: I don't need a General, what I need is a strategist!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: I don't need a General, what I need is a hooker!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: I don't need a General, what I need is Gary Coleman!
Elena: *Walks on stage* What's happening, I heard the ruckuss from-
Seifer: Change!
Elena: What's goin on?
Zell: Terribly sorry Elena, I didn't mean to disturb you.
Elena: Oh that's alright, I was just in the break room having a drink.
Seifer: Change!
Elena: I was just flirting with Re-
Seifer: Change!
Elena: I was outside pruning!
(Laughter)
Elena: I could hear you all the way from the garden!
Wakka: Mr. President, we have a war to fight, and I know you…um…want to meet a child television star from the seventies, but we have to get back to this battle plan!
Zell: I can't tell this plan to the citizens of Midgar!
Wakka: Why not?
Zell: Well, it's full of flaws! Look, this army is attacking Mideel!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: The Salvation Army is attacking a restaurant!
Seifer: Change!
Zell: Why this is me, going after Richard Simmons!
Wakka: *Sobs* I worked very hard on this plan!
Elena: Oh don't cry…
Zell: Look, I've got a plan of my own! *Pulls something out of his pocket*
Seifer: Change!
Zell: Look, I've got a plan of my own! *Pulls something out of his nose*
Seifer: Change!
Zell: Look, I've got a plan of my own! *Plays a trumpet*
Elena: You men, always creating War! Why can't we all just live in peace?
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Why can't we all just make a craft out of a popular pudding?
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Why can't we all just sing a rousing chorus of koombayah?
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Why can't we…quack like a duck, get in a circle and-
Seifer: Change!
Elena: Hey! I'm staying out of this!
*Drew hits buzzer*
Drew: *Puts away a phone* Oh, Wakka? The pope called, he wants his hat back!
*Camera focuses on Wakka's hairdo*
Drew: Anyways…moving onto your last game…we're gonna play World's Worst! What they're gonna do is get onto the World's Worst Step, and give out as many ideas as they can. So this is…World's Worst Co-Workers…
Seifer: Mimi, shut up you fatso!
*Buzzer, Drew glares*
Elena: You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!
*Buzzer*
Wakka: *Reads something off a desk* You have thirty minutes to move your car…you have ten minutes to move your car…your car has been towed…your car has been compacted into a cube…you have ten minutes to move your cube…
*Buzzer*
Zell: Ah look at the clock! Only seven more hours to quitting time…
*Buzzer*
Elena: You! Off my planet!
*Buzzer*
Seifer: Chaos, panic, and disorder…my work here is done…
*Buzzer*
Wakka: *Holds something* I ordered all these arrows for the conference, but there's a problem, they're all facing the left, and I haven't got the time to re-order them! Maybe if we move the conference to…what's that? *Flips around invisible object* Spooky…
*Buzzer*
Elena: I'm sorry, do they shut up on your planet?
*Buzzer*
Seifer: You look like shit right now, is that the style?
*Buzzer*
Zell: You don't mind if I set down my magnetic coffee cup on your computer do you?
*Buzzer*
Wakka: You each get a thousand points! Let's move on to party quirks!
*Drew hits buzzer for final time*
Drew: Heey, don't touch that dial, we'll be back with more Whose Line and a fresh cast right after this!
Join me for the next update, as the laughs and comedy continue when Reno, Laguna, Scarlet and Lulu join us for Wave Four of Whose Line is it Anyway! Keep up the R&R!