Drew: Hey, welcome back to Whose Line is it anyway! And we're back with the
fourth wave of guests! Say hello to..
Reno!
(Reno poses somewhat)
Laguna Loire!
(Laguna nods and smiles)
Rude!
(Rude nods)
And Lulu!
(Lulu waves lightly)
Drew: Just to recap, the points don't matter. That's right…just like hair gel to Rude. So we're gonna start out with Improbable Mission! This is for Reno and Rude, and Laguna's gonna help out. This side of the audience, give me a mundane everyday activity!
*Various things are shouted out*
Drew: Mailing a parcel! Okay…whenever you're ready…
Reno: I got a tape in the mail!
Rude: *Groans* I thought we were out of the spy business…
Reno: We're never out of the spy business! As long as tapes keep coming to the door…
*They put the tape in a player*
Laguna: *Imitating Squall* A pack of FF condoms? For better protection than a-
*Reno hits fast forward*
Laguna: Good morning gentlemen. How are you?
Reno: Just fine
Rude: Well, I got a little problem with this chick I know, see-
Laguna: I don't care about that! Today at noon, the Marquis of Bijoux is expecting to receive his brand new Hans Gerbrutz CD in the mail, however the CD has gone missing. You are to buy the CD, put it in a box, wrap it, put a stamp and an address on it, and ship it off. Should you get caught, the secretary will shove a note about it halfway through the stack and we'll get around to holding a funeral later. This message will self destruct in-
Rude: *Tosses tape at Laguna* Boom!
Reno: Well, we've got a job to do, let's get to it.
*Manic Jazz music starts*
Reno: Wait, I forgot, my car's in the shop!
Rude: It's ok! My solar-powered cells in my bald spot can power my roller skates! Get on!
Reno: *Climbs on Rude's shoulders* Weeeee! THONK! *Reno falls off*
Rude: Watch out for those lampposts!
Reno: We're here! We're here!
Rude: Who was it again?
Reno: Someone named Gerbrutz!
*They start browsing through CDs*
Rude: Where the hell is it?
Reno: Found it! Hans Gerbrutz and his *CENSORED*ed Women?
Rude: Don't ask questions! Buy it!
Reno: Buy it? I thought you had the money!
Rude: Me, money?
Reno: We can take out the clerk! I'll use my hairball shooter! SHOOM SHOOM!
Rude: God that was unholy!
Reno: Get a box and let's go!
Rude: The biggest box is a CIGARETTE pack! It won't fit!
Reno: Just give me two minutes and I'll have it empty!
Rude: *Inserts invisible cigarettes into Reno's mouth*
Reno: Give me the flamethrower!
Rude: *Gives him the flamethrower*
Reno: *Cough* Ooo, this is some good shit…
Rude: Come on!
Reno: Wait, we need to wrap it with something!
*They look around*
Rude: We can use this centerfold!
Reno: *Stares at centerfold*
Rude: Come on, wrap it!
Reno: Such wonderful material, going to waste?
Rude: Oh shut up and do it now…
Reno: I have to change my pants, is that ok?
Rude: NO IT'S NOT OK!
Reno: We need a stamp!
Rude: I've got one!
Reno: It won't stick!
Rude: You sure?
Reno: Wait…*Rubs invisible stamp against wetted area* There we go!
Rude: What time is it?
Reno: Ah! There goes the mailtruck! *Hops on Rude's shoulders*
Rude: We're gaining! We're ganing! THONK!
Reno: Damn you you lamppost!
Drew: *Buzzes* I think we get the idea!
*They walk back*
Drew: Um…the Censor stole all the points. Sorry! Anyways…moving right along, we're gonna play…Questions only! This is for all four of you. This side of the audience! Give me a place where there's a sense of urgency!
*Various things are yelled out*
Drew: Maternity Ward! Now what's gonna happen is these four are gonna act out a scene two at a time, but they can only speak in questions, and they try to screw each other up. Let's start with Laguna and Lulu…
Laguna: Are you the nurse?
Lulu: Does the ID give it away?
Laguna: *Stares at where the ID would be* Erm….yeah?
*Buzzer, Reno steps up*
Reno: What's my baby boy doing with a pizza?
Lulu: *Just turns and walks off*
Rude: Want a sip of my beer?
Reno: Where'd you get that?
Rude: The Maternity Ward?
Reno: What kind of hospital is this?
Rude: *Chuckles, then gets buzzed out*
Lulu: Are you the father?
Reno: *Looks at Lulu's jugs* Sure, why not?
Lulu: Are you staring at my breasts?
Reno: Got a problem with that?
Lulu: *Flashes Reno, CENSORED shows up*
Reno: *Gawks, then just walks off*
Laguna: *Wanders around, arms outstretched* Where are the surgical tools? Where are they?
Lulu: *Turns and walks off*
Rude: Have you seen my beer?
Laguna: *Slams into Rude by accident*
Rude: MEDIC!
*Drew buzzes*
Drew: Heeey, we'll be back with more Whose Line right after this, don't go away!
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Reno!
(Reno poses somewhat)
Laguna Loire!
(Laguna nods and smiles)
Rude!
(Rude nods)
And Lulu!
(Lulu waves lightly)
Drew: Just to recap, the points don't matter. That's right…just like hair gel to Rude. So we're gonna start out with Improbable Mission! This is for Reno and Rude, and Laguna's gonna help out. This side of the audience, give me a mundane everyday activity!
*Various things are shouted out*
Drew: Mailing a parcel! Okay…whenever you're ready…
Reno: I got a tape in the mail!
Rude: *Groans* I thought we were out of the spy business…
Reno: We're never out of the spy business! As long as tapes keep coming to the door…
*They put the tape in a player*
Laguna: *Imitating Squall* A pack of FF condoms? For better protection than a-
*Reno hits fast forward*
Laguna: Good morning gentlemen. How are you?
Reno: Just fine
Rude: Well, I got a little problem with this chick I know, see-
Laguna: I don't care about that! Today at noon, the Marquis of Bijoux is expecting to receive his brand new Hans Gerbrutz CD in the mail, however the CD has gone missing. You are to buy the CD, put it in a box, wrap it, put a stamp and an address on it, and ship it off. Should you get caught, the secretary will shove a note about it halfway through the stack and we'll get around to holding a funeral later. This message will self destruct in-
Rude: *Tosses tape at Laguna* Boom!
Reno: Well, we've got a job to do, let's get to it.
*Manic Jazz music starts*
Reno: Wait, I forgot, my car's in the shop!
Rude: It's ok! My solar-powered cells in my bald spot can power my roller skates! Get on!
Reno: *Climbs on Rude's shoulders* Weeeee! THONK! *Reno falls off*
Rude: Watch out for those lampposts!
Reno: We're here! We're here!
Rude: Who was it again?
Reno: Someone named Gerbrutz!
*They start browsing through CDs*
Rude: Where the hell is it?
Reno: Found it! Hans Gerbrutz and his *CENSORED*ed Women?
Rude: Don't ask questions! Buy it!
Reno: Buy it? I thought you had the money!
Rude: Me, money?
Reno: We can take out the clerk! I'll use my hairball shooter! SHOOM SHOOM!
Rude: God that was unholy!
Reno: Get a box and let's go!
Rude: The biggest box is a CIGARETTE pack! It won't fit!
Reno: Just give me two minutes and I'll have it empty!
Rude: *Inserts invisible cigarettes into Reno's mouth*
Reno: Give me the flamethrower!
Rude: *Gives him the flamethrower*
Reno: *Cough* Ooo, this is some good shit…
Rude: Come on!
Reno: Wait, we need to wrap it with something!
*They look around*
Rude: We can use this centerfold!
Reno: *Stares at centerfold*
Rude: Come on, wrap it!
Reno: Such wonderful material, going to waste?
Rude: Oh shut up and do it now…
Reno: I have to change my pants, is that ok?
Rude: NO IT'S NOT OK!
Reno: We need a stamp!
Rude: I've got one!
Reno: It won't stick!
Rude: You sure?
Reno: Wait…*Rubs invisible stamp against wetted area* There we go!
Rude: What time is it?
Reno: Ah! There goes the mailtruck! *Hops on Rude's shoulders*
Rude: We're gaining! We're ganing! THONK!
Reno: Damn you you lamppost!
Drew: *Buzzes* I think we get the idea!
*They walk back*
Drew: Um…the Censor stole all the points. Sorry! Anyways…moving right along, we're gonna play…Questions only! This is for all four of you. This side of the audience! Give me a place where there's a sense of urgency!
*Various things are yelled out*
Drew: Maternity Ward! Now what's gonna happen is these four are gonna act out a scene two at a time, but they can only speak in questions, and they try to screw each other up. Let's start with Laguna and Lulu…
Laguna: Are you the nurse?
Lulu: Does the ID give it away?
Laguna: *Stares at where the ID would be* Erm….yeah?
*Buzzer, Reno steps up*
Reno: What's my baby boy doing with a pizza?
Lulu: *Just turns and walks off*
Rude: Want a sip of my beer?
Reno: Where'd you get that?
Rude: The Maternity Ward?
Reno: What kind of hospital is this?
Rude: *Chuckles, then gets buzzed out*
Lulu: Are you the father?
Reno: *Looks at Lulu's jugs* Sure, why not?
Lulu: Are you staring at my breasts?
Reno: Got a problem with that?
Lulu: *Flashes Reno, CENSORED shows up*
Reno: *Gawks, then just walks off*
Laguna: *Wanders around, arms outstretched* Where are the surgical tools? Where are they?
Lulu: *Turns and walks off*
Rude: Have you seen my beer?
Laguna: *Slams into Rude by accident*
Rude: MEDIC!
*Drew buzzes*
Drew: Heeey, we'll be back with more Whose Line right after this, don't go away!
Who should be in the next cast of Whose Line? E-Mail the Author at Beretta_M9_Toting_Lulu_Fan@Hotmail.com by 5:00 eastern on Friday, May 17th