Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway! The show where everything's
made up and the points don't matter! That's right, just like a comb to
Reno! Anyways, we're gonna start out with a game called Party Quirks! This
is for all four of you. Reno, you're gonna be the host of a party, and the
other guys are gonna be buzzed in one at a time, but we've given each of
them an odd quirk or identity…so whenever you hear the doorbell, go ahead…
Reno: *On an invisible phone* You should come babe, it's a First Served, First Come party!
(Laughter)
*Doorbell*
Reno: Hey, come on in!
Rude: Finally, the Rude, HAS COME BACK, to FF.NET! *Subtitle – WWE Wrestler cutting a promo. Rude walks in*
Reno: Er, yeah. Come on in, try the onion dip, it's kickass!
Rude: Onion dip? Those totally reek of awesomeness!
Reno: Yeah.
*Doorbell*
Reno: I better get that.
Rude: This is some good shit! Oh it's true, it's DAMN TRUE!
Laguna: *Subtitle – "Wired on Caffeine and High on Viagra" Appears* Hey Reno. Do you have a sister?
Reno: Uh..yeah, why?
Laguna: Do you think she'd be interested in getting some action? I've got the biggest hard-on you wouldn't believe…
*Doorbell*
Reno: Suuure, listen, don't use the microwave, I rigged it to kill my cat. Hiii!
Lulu: *Subtitle – "Yuna Drunk" appears* Why thank you, most kindly for inviting me to the party, you asshole!
Reno: Whaaa?
Lulu: *Slaps Reno across the face* Show some respect for me! I have decided to show pity upon your wretched party!
Rude: You didn't say that! TELL ME, YOU DIDN'T, JUST SAY THAT!
Lulu: Oh, I'm so sorry, but I did. Can I stick my boot up your ass?
Laguna: *Touches Lulu's rack* Can I stick mine up yours?
Lulu: Oh yes, you may! Where's a place we can do it?
Rude: RENO?!!? GET THE TABLES!!!
Reno: I hate Wrestling! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Drew: *Buzzes* Yes!
Reno: And you! *Looks at Lulu* I don't care about your anger management problems!
Drew: Sorry, that's not it.
Laguna: Oh, but you must…*Moans and walks towards Reno*
Reno: O_O;; *Backs away*
Lulu: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE DAUGHTER OF HIGH SUMMONER BRASKA ALONE IN THIS WRETCHED HELL HOLE!
Reno: You're too young to drink, Yuna!
Drew: *Buzzes*
Yuna: …
Reno: And YOU! *Looks at Laguna*
Drew: What is he?
Reno: I don't care anymore!
*Laguna and Reno make out*
Drew: *Buzzes*
*All return*
Drew: Well…uh..that was interresting to say the least…
Laguna: Just keep signing the checks, you can say anything you want!
Drew: Don't I know it! That was great, thousand points a piece. We're gonna move on to a game called Film, TV and Theatre styles! This is for Rude, Lulu, and Laguna. What's gonna happen, is these guys are going to act out a scene, but I buzz from time to time, with suggestions for scenes from the audience. This side, give me some styles!
AUDIENCE: *Yells*
Drew: Okay, we got a few good ones out of there. You'll start out doing FF8, at the Balamb Garden Cafeteria, Zell, played by Laguna, arrives to find Lunchlady Lulu, giving the last hotdog to Seifer, who is Rude. And I'll buzz in and give you guys the themes.
Lulu: Here you are Seifer, the last hotdog.
Rude: Sweet.
Laguna: Huh? What? That's MY hotdog!
Rude: Oh look, it's chickenwuss.
Lulu: He got here first, it's his hotdog.
Laguna: But Iiiii'm the one who eats hotdogs here! ME ME ME ME ME!
*Buzz*
Drew: Jerry Springer!
Lulu: So today on the show, it's "First Come, First Served". Say hello to Zell!
Laguna: Hey.
Lulu: So tell us what happened?
Laguna: See, my worst enemy came out of nowhere and stole my hotdog! It's not fair!
Lulu: Well, we've got a surprise for you! Bring out Rude!
Rude: *Walks on, cursing at Laguna*
Laguna: !@!%$#@
Rude: !%$#!
Laguna: !^$#!%$@#!@!!!!
*Buzzer*
Drew: Judge Judy!
Lulu: YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
Laguna: He said it first!
Lulu: I DON'T CARE! What does the plantiff have to say?
Rude: I had it first, fair and square!
Laguna: He's lying! I had it reserved! It was mine!
Lulu: YOU'RE SPEAKING OUT OF TURN! Now, what do you have to say?
Laguna: …Your honour, With all due respect, I'm the one who eats hotdogs!
*Buzzer*
Drew: Resident Evil!
Laguna: *As Chief Irons* If I can't have my hotdog, neither can ANYONE!
Lulu: Chief! Calm down Chief, take a deep breath!
Rude: *As Wesker* Calm down sissy boy! You can have your hotdog!
Laguna: Well, that's a step in the right direction!
Rude: Sure is *Slugs Laguna*
*Buzzer*
Drew: Silent Film!
Laguna and Rude: *Duke it out silently*
Lulu: O_o;; *Sweatdrops and walks off stage*
*Final Buzzer*
Drew: Okaaay, stay tuned for the last wave! Tifa, Locke, Kain, and the author himself!
Reno: *On an invisible phone* You should come babe, it's a First Served, First Come party!
(Laughter)
*Doorbell*
Reno: Hey, come on in!
Rude: Finally, the Rude, HAS COME BACK, to FF.NET! *Subtitle – WWE Wrestler cutting a promo. Rude walks in*
Reno: Er, yeah. Come on in, try the onion dip, it's kickass!
Rude: Onion dip? Those totally reek of awesomeness!
Reno: Yeah.
*Doorbell*
Reno: I better get that.
Rude: This is some good shit! Oh it's true, it's DAMN TRUE!
Laguna: *Subtitle – "Wired on Caffeine and High on Viagra" Appears* Hey Reno. Do you have a sister?
Reno: Uh..yeah, why?
Laguna: Do you think she'd be interested in getting some action? I've got the biggest hard-on you wouldn't believe…
*Doorbell*
Reno: Suuure, listen, don't use the microwave, I rigged it to kill my cat. Hiii!
Lulu: *Subtitle – "Yuna Drunk" appears* Why thank you, most kindly for inviting me to the party, you asshole!
Reno: Whaaa?
Lulu: *Slaps Reno across the face* Show some respect for me! I have decided to show pity upon your wretched party!
Rude: You didn't say that! TELL ME, YOU DIDN'T, JUST SAY THAT!
Lulu: Oh, I'm so sorry, but I did. Can I stick my boot up your ass?
Laguna: *Touches Lulu's rack* Can I stick mine up yours?
Lulu: Oh yes, you may! Where's a place we can do it?
Rude: RENO?!!? GET THE TABLES!!!
Reno: I hate Wrestling! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Drew: *Buzzes* Yes!
Reno: And you! *Looks at Lulu* I don't care about your anger management problems!
Drew: Sorry, that's not it.
Laguna: Oh, but you must…*Moans and walks towards Reno*
Reno: O_O;; *Backs away*
Lulu: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE DAUGHTER OF HIGH SUMMONER BRASKA ALONE IN THIS WRETCHED HELL HOLE!
Reno: You're too young to drink, Yuna!
Drew: *Buzzes*
Yuna: …
Reno: And YOU! *Looks at Laguna*
Drew: What is he?
Reno: I don't care anymore!
*Laguna and Reno make out*
Drew: *Buzzes*
*All return*
Drew: Well…uh..that was interresting to say the least…
Laguna: Just keep signing the checks, you can say anything you want!
Drew: Don't I know it! That was great, thousand points a piece. We're gonna move on to a game called Film, TV and Theatre styles! This is for Rude, Lulu, and Laguna. What's gonna happen, is these guys are going to act out a scene, but I buzz from time to time, with suggestions for scenes from the audience. This side, give me some styles!
AUDIENCE: *Yells*
Drew: Okay, we got a few good ones out of there. You'll start out doing FF8, at the Balamb Garden Cafeteria, Zell, played by Laguna, arrives to find Lunchlady Lulu, giving the last hotdog to Seifer, who is Rude. And I'll buzz in and give you guys the themes.
Lulu: Here you are Seifer, the last hotdog.
Rude: Sweet.
Laguna: Huh? What? That's MY hotdog!
Rude: Oh look, it's chickenwuss.
Lulu: He got here first, it's his hotdog.
Laguna: But Iiiii'm the one who eats hotdogs here! ME ME ME ME ME!
*Buzz*
Drew: Jerry Springer!
Lulu: So today on the show, it's "First Come, First Served". Say hello to Zell!
Laguna: Hey.
Lulu: So tell us what happened?
Laguna: See, my worst enemy came out of nowhere and stole my hotdog! It's not fair!
Lulu: Well, we've got a surprise for you! Bring out Rude!
Rude: *Walks on, cursing at Laguna*
Laguna: !@!%$#@
Rude: !%$#!
Laguna: !^$#!%$@#!@!!!!
*Buzzer*
Drew: Judge Judy!
Lulu: YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
Laguna: He said it first!
Lulu: I DON'T CARE! What does the plantiff have to say?
Rude: I had it first, fair and square!
Laguna: He's lying! I had it reserved! It was mine!
Lulu: YOU'RE SPEAKING OUT OF TURN! Now, what do you have to say?
Laguna: …Your honour, With all due respect, I'm the one who eats hotdogs!
*Buzzer*
Drew: Resident Evil!
Laguna: *As Chief Irons* If I can't have my hotdog, neither can ANYONE!
Lulu: Chief! Calm down Chief, take a deep breath!
Rude: *As Wesker* Calm down sissy boy! You can have your hotdog!
Laguna: Well, that's a step in the right direction!
Rude: Sure is *Slugs Laguna*
*Buzzer*
Drew: Silent Film!
Laguna and Rude: *Duke it out silently*
Lulu: O_o;; *Sweatdrops and walks off stage*
*Final Buzzer*
Drew: Okaaay, stay tuned for the last wave! Tifa, Locke, Kain, and the author himself!