In which Chi-Chi meets her match…
By TempestXtreme
Danielle was in a good mood when she got to the studio. She was in a really, really good mood, in fact. The kind of mood where everything you see is pink-petal roses and happy little puppy dogs with shiny eyes. The kind of mood where you think that nothing will be able to ruin your day.
Naturally, that all changed when she walked into the studio.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THE GODS HAPPENED TO MY STUDIO?!?!" she screamed, seeing the stage...erm…what used to be the stage anyway.
Every crewmember slowly turned around, and if they were capable of doing so, ran like hell. You see, there was nothing – NOTHING – in this universe quite as bad as a pissed off female Elf. Well, the wrath of the gods came close, but Danielle was worse.
Far, far worse.
Hence the reason why the studio was vacant except for one person – Chi-Chi, Goku's boss…erm…wife. No, wait, boss is a better term…
A battle aura flaring around her, Danielle stalked up to Chi-Chi, grabbed her by the collar of her dress, pulled her close, and said in a low, menacing snarl:
"What. Did. You. Do. To. My. STUDIO!??!"
Chi-Chi glared right back, slapped the Elf's hand away, and planted her hands on her hips. "Don't use that tone of voice on me, young lady!" she said. Danielle twitched.
"Young…lady…?" she said. "YOUNG LADY?!?! I'M ALMOST 350 YEARS OLD YOU IDIOTIC HUMAN!!"
WHACK!
Danielle rubbed her skull, her aura flaring some more.
Then she punched Chi-Chi in the face. Hard.
"DON'T HIT ME!!" she screamed, just as Chi-Chi recovered, stormed up to Danielle, and slapped her across the face hard enough to cause Danielle's head to snap to the side.
Danielle fireballed Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi picked up a chair and broke it over Danielle's head.
Danielle grabbed Chi-Chi's head and put it through the stage floor.
And so it carried on, neither woman gaining an advantage…
Then Tempest walked in, blinked at the sight of the two fighting women, and said (quite stupidly):
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?"
They both turned and GLARED at him.
Tempest suddenly felt very, very small.
They looked at each other, smirked, and approached Tempest.
He looked at them, swallowed hard, turned, and ran like hell.
"GET BACK HERE!" they both yelled in unison, running after him.
"WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOO?!" Tempest wailed.
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Rebecca entered the studio, suddenly remembering that this studio was going to be torn down today and that she had yet to tell Danielle.
"Hello? Anybody here?" she called. Seeing nobody there, she shrugged and went home.
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Tempest was hiding from the two most psychotic women in the universe. They were literally tearing up the landscape to find him, and the only thing he could say was:
"Why me?"
The End! BWAHAHAHAH!!!