Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, James Bond, Olive Garden, or any other familiar name in here. I don't even own the basic plot (or Sheina Tamiyada, for that matter)! My friend made it up, and she let me write the details. If your name is Sheina Tamiyada, then it's merely a coincidence. I'm not making any money off of this. So don't sue me.

Heero Yuy sat at his computer, putting the finishing touches on the virus he was going to put in Duo's computer as a birthday present. That baka will never spray paint something as precious as Wing Zero was pink again, he thought. All of a sudden, his computer beeped and the word "E-mail" came up. Heero clicked on it, and read the note:

"Heero Yuy, I need your help. But first, I need some milk. Can you get a gallon of 2% for me? Oh, never mind, I'll get it myself. I need you to meet me at a restaurant called the Olive Garden. There's only one around here, so it shouldn't be too hard to find. This meeting is very urgent. It's about the other Gundam pilots. I'll see you there. And I hope you like Italian food."

And that was it. The person didn't even sign it. But, if it was about the others, Heero knew he would go.

*****

How did I get talked into this? Heero thought as he walked in the parking lot. Relena, if this is another one of your pranks, omae o korosu. He walked into the door. A woman who looked like she was in her late 30s was sitting down. She had red hair and was wearing sunglasses. "Excuse me, sir. Sir?" Heero turned, facing a hostess. She smiled, and he returned it with a cold, hard glare. "Um, welcome to the Olive Garden. Just one person?" She was crushed under his stare.

"Two. He's with me." The woman got up. "Okay, um, alright." She took two menus. "Follow me." The hostess showed them their tables, and after they ordered their drinks the woman spoke.

"You did get the milk, right?"

Heero sighed. "Your note said-"

"Yes, you're right. I'll get the milk on my way home. Down to business."

"What business?"

Their waiter interrupted. "Here are your drinks. Are you ready to order?"

They ordered, and the woman spoke again.

"My name is Sheina Tamiyada. I need you to help me. You know about the new leader who has scraped up some Oz and Romafeller remnants?"

"Yes. It's funny though. No matter how many times we fight them, someone always comes back to try to defeat us. It's like an endless war."

"How true. Well, I want to infiltrate their base. And I need you to help me."

"I'm not a British spy."

"I wasn't looking for a British spy. I was looking for the Perfect Soldier."

Heero paused for a moment. "What's the target location?"

"Somewhere in the colony L8C325."

Their food came.

"What was about the other pilots?"

"They went on a cruise for Duo's party."

"The note said this was about the other pilots."

"I didn't think you'd come unless I lied a little bit. They're fine, I'm sure."

"Alright. I'll help you--oh no."

"What's wrong?"

"Relena."

"Who?"

Then Relena saw Heero. "HEERO YUY!!! WEREN'T YOU GOING TO COME AND KILL ME?!!"

Heero sighed. "That's who."

Sheina sweatdropped. "I think I'll stay out of this."

Relena took a booth behind Heero. "So, are you going to kill me?"

"Actually, I'm considering it now." People everywhere were now scared, considering Heero Yuy was in this restaurant. Sure, they'd heard of him, but never seen him. Heero turned to Sheina. "I think we'd better go." She nodded.

The waiter came up. "Um, your bill, Mr. Yuy?" Heero leveled his gun at the waiter. The waiter's eyes widened. "Uh, of course, you can always, uh, eat free." Heero put the gun away. "If you insist." They left.

Relena ran out after them. "Wait, Heero! Who's she? Are you cheating on me?" Heero turned around and shot her. Relena put her hand to her ear. "You... YOU SHOT MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!! PAGAN!!!" She ran inside.

"Do you have to be that harsh to Relena?" Sheina asked as they walked

"When she goes through this every time she sees you, it gets annoying," he replied

"Ah. So, you are going with me?

"I could, but I don't have my Gundam anymore."

"You won't need it. But you will want to pack your best weapons."

"Right."

"I'll see you at the shuttle bay." Sheina got into her car.

"But what about the tickets?"

She rolled down her window and held up two first-class tickets. "They're right here. See you at 10:00 tomorrow morning." She rolled her window back up and drove off. Heero smirked. "Mission accepted."

"Heero!" He turned around and saw Relena running at him. Kuso, doesn't she ever give up? He thought as he got in his car and sped away. Relena got in her limo. "Pagan, follow Heero."

"Yes ma'am."

*****

I didn't expect her to be this persistent! I've tried driving in front of a semi, even! One last chance... Heero knew only one more place to try to get rid of her. He drove into an alley.

Relena followed Heero's car into the alley. "Stop for a moment, Pagan." She got out. "Hmm. Heero's car is here, but where's Heero?" She looked up at the roof. "Ah ha! Escaping by rooftop!" She got back in the limo. "Pagan, drive around the city. I want to check rooftops and other alleys!" They drove off. Unfortunately, Relena hadn't realized that the one-story building right next to Heero's car was Heero's house. Well, maybe it wasn't that unfortunate.