A/N: Howdy, peepz! Life is boring and my match was canceled today, SO HERE'S CHAPTER FOURTEEN! YAY! Thanks to everyone who reviewed so far, you guys RAWK!

Disclaimer: How many fucking times must I tell you, I AM NOT JK ROWLING!

Chapter Fourteen: When I Figure It Out I'll Tell Ya

"Welcome back to Hogwarts, everyone," said Dumbledore. "I only have one thing to say, and it is this, *stay out of the forest*! Thank you. Enjoy."

The Marauders and Sarah ate quickly. When they were all done, Sirius took a large spoonful of mashed potatoes and flung them at the back of Evan Bones' head. Then he shot another one, and another one.

Bones turned around and a spoonful hit him square in the face. Then, Sirius threw some peas at him. Bones grabbed a handful of corn (off of the cob) and threw it at Sirius, who ducked. He hit Aimie.

Aimie smiled at Sirius. "*FOOD FIGHT*!" she yelled. Not just a food fight broke out. No, it would not do it justice to simply say it was a 'food fight'. It was more like a food *war*.

Realizing that they would never stop this food WAR, the teachers (A/N: Warning; VERY OUT OF CHARACTER!) gave in and started throwing food at the students as well as each other.

Once they ran out of food to throw, which was kind of hard to do seeing as the plates kept refilling themselves, Dumbledore cleaned everything and everybody up with a wave of his wand. "Well, that was a lot of fun," he said with a chuckle. "Now, it is time for bed, we need to make sure that you are all alert for the first day of classes."

Lily and James each got their own living quarters at the top of Gryffindor Tower. Aimie transfigured the couch in Lily's room and slept up their, seeing as Lily was her only female friend. She didn't want to be left to the other girls in the seventh year dorm.



The Hogsmeade trip was made the next night. It was extremely rushed, however, because McGonagall was spotted there. They did get everything, though.

That Saturday night, the Marauders and Sarah sneaked into the Slytherin common room and died both Snape's and Malfoy's hair red and gold.

Sunday morning, the two of them walked into the Great Hall looking *extreamly* pissed off...and THAT was an understatement. Aimie bought the dye that didn't come out for at least a few months. They'd have to live with it.



September melted into October quite quickly.

"There will be no Halloween Ball this year," Dumbledore announced. "There will be a Hogsmeade trip and a feast in the place of the ball. Thank you for your attention." Gee, I wonder why there was going to be no ball...



James decided to hold tryouts for the team in mid-October. The team for this year had to be the best. The day after the tryouts ended, James posted the team on the common room bulletin board.

*GRYFFINDOR HOUSE QUIDDITCH TEAM: Chasers:
James Potter, Aimie Kalis, Josh Finnagan

Beaters:
Sirius Black, William Barnes

Keeper:
Samuel Wood

Seeker:
Lily Evans

Practice will be held Monday through Thursday at six o'clock p.m. until eight o'clock p/m/ and Sundays from noon to two p.m.

-James Potter, Captain*



A/N: Sorry, it's short, but I am getting yelled at to "get off the fucking computer", so I gotta go. Please review to this disgustingly short chapter.

LyL

-Kristin-