Chapter 3: Fruitcake
The sun shone brightly through the curtains, caressing her face. Lina's eyelids fluttered open. She sat up with a jolt, shivering, Even though the sun was up, it was still chilly. She had a nightmare, but she didn't know what it was about. She could not wake up, could not remember it. All she remembered was scarlet and golden lights and evil laughter. Closing her eyes again, she sank down into her bed, trying to remember the nightmare.
Her eyes caught sight of the time, which read ' 7:00'.
" Ahh...7 am." she muttered. " NANI?!!" Lina screeched
" I'M LATE! OH MY GOD, AND I PROMISED L-SAMA I WOULD BE EARLY! MOM! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME??" Lina howled as she jumped off the bed, franctically trying to find her clothes.
" I did, but you just turned over and went back to sleep." Mrs. Inverse said as she opened the door. " Hurry up dear, you boyfriend's waiting for you."
" BOYFRIEND?!" Lina screamed. She dashed to the window, looked out and saw Gourry waving merrily to her.
" Oi! Lina!" He yelled.
" He's not my boyfriend!!!" Lina yelled, before realizing that she wasn't dressed yet. " EEK! Hentai! Eechi!" She screamed as she threw her pillow out of the window at Gourry.
" Itai..."
Mrs. Inverse shook her head. " Whatever, don't let him wait."
" I'm done! Breakfast!"
You don't have time for breakfast, dear."
" There is always time for breakfast!" Lina shouted, running down the stairs. She dashed into the kitchen, grabbed a stack of toast and ran out to meet Gourry.
" Ohayo! Can I have one?" He asked.
" Of course not, jellyfish!" She said, stuffing her mouth with toast as she got on Gourry's bicycle's handlebars.
" But Lina..." He whined as he leaped on the bike.
" No buts!"
Gourry sighed. " Ne, Lina, you're getting heavy."
*Thwack*
" Owie..."
" Quick! Gourry, quick! I'm meeting L-sama in her office!"
" Eh? You're meeting the WBOWTS?"
" WBOWTS?"
" It stands for, Weird Blonde One With The Shovel" Gourry said knowledgeably.
Lina sweatdropped. " Wait till she hears about this and you're dead."
" We're here!" Gourry said.
" I'm in time!" Lina shouted as she jumped off the bike. " Thanks for the ride! See you in Art class!"
Most of Lina's class were different from Gourry's, the only similar class they had was art, gym and biology.
" I'm not late!" Lina yelled as flung open L-sama's doors.
"Yare yare...Lina-chan's still the same." A annoyingly familiar voice said.
Lina froze on the spot. That voice... " XELLOS METALLIUM!" she screamed.
" Ohayo...ACK!" He choked as Lina dashed at him, strangling him in a headlock.
" You!" she demanded. " Did you go to the Store yesterday?"
" Sore wa himitsu desu!" Xellos giggled. " Ack!" he cried as Lina tightened her grip on his head.
" Do you remember anything? You do, don't you?"
" Hmm...I remember that I'm Xellos, and i was a fruitcake and worked for Zelas Metallium who's now my sister." " Nani?? Juu-ou is your sister now???" Lina screeched. " Then why is Dynast not Sherra's brother??"
" Sherra's here?"
" Yeah, Garv and Phibrizo's here too."
" Nani??" Xellos's mouth formed an O shape as he untangled himself from Lina.
" Ahem...Have you people forgotten that the Mother of All is still here?" L-sama inquired from her seat.
Heh...heh...Ohayo L-sama." Lina chuckled.
L-sama shook her head. " Xellos is like you, he remembers everything. All his classes will be the same as yours. Enjoy and be gone!" she waved her hand to dismiss them.
" Nani??? You want me to stay with the fruitcake???" Lina asked incredulously.
"That's not nice, Lina-chan..." Xellos pouted cutely.
" Don't 'chan' me!" Lian snapped, as she dragged Xellos out of the room.
" Syaonara my dears!" L-sama sang, giggling when she heard a string of colorful language float into her room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ " ...And this is Xellos Metallium and he'll be joining us from today." The teacher said boredly. Xellos gave an exaggerated bow and winked at the girls. Half of them fainted. Lina rolled her eyes.
" Ohayo Lina-chan, we meet again." Xellos grinned as he plopped down on the seat beside her.
" Oi...That seat's for Filia."
" Filia-chan??" Xellos asked. " Ah...This is going to be so much fun." He said happily.
Suddenly...
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SEAT??" a loud voice roared.
" Konnichiwa Filia-chan!" Xellos chirped cheerfully.
" Fruitcake!!!" Filia screeched as she slammed her bad on Xellos's head.
Yare yare...Still as bad tempered and uncivilized ne?" he mocked.
" Who are you calling uncivilized?!" Filia yelled, kicking the chair in anger.
" Ahem...Miss Ul Copt." The teacher said.
Filia froze. " Ah Hahahaha...It wasn't my fault! My dad's car broke down and this namagomi here is seating on my seat and insulting me!!!" She wailed.
" Na...Namagomi?!" Xellos asked, his eye twitching madly.
Lina snickered.
" Enough...Just find a new place." The teacher sighed. He was their Gifted and Talented class teacher who spent his time reading love letters from his girlfriend. Actually the Gifted and Talented class was a class where so called gifted and talented students practiced their talents, but everyone spent this time to hang around or finish up incomplete homework.
Filia stormed to a seat in the corner, glaring at Xellos. Xellos grinned, stuck his tongue at her and blew her a raspberry. Filia exploded.
" WHY YOU *CENSORED* * CENSORED* NAMAGOMI! HOW DARE YOU *CENSORED* INSULT ME LIKE THIS!" she screamed as she lunged at Xellos.
" How colorful, your language and how uncivilized." Xellos sighed as he dodged Filia's attacks.
Lina sweatdropped. The rest of the class stopped what they were doing to watch the ' Battle of the Century'
Xellos laughed. " Just like tha old days." He sang while Filia grabbed his neck, choking him.
A/N: *laugh* I'm writing without a plot. Sigh...How am I going to introduce teh other characters? Any ideas for the story? Anyway, thanks to all who read this story and those who reviewed. You've been a great encouragement. This is my first time writing a fic, so please understand my lousy plot. I swear, it will get better when I go into the main plot Ps. The gifted and talented thing is an idea form The Princess Diaries..
The sun shone brightly through the curtains, caressing her face. Lina's eyelids fluttered open. She sat up with a jolt, shivering, Even though the sun was up, it was still chilly. She had a nightmare, but she didn't know what it was about. She could not wake up, could not remember it. All she remembered was scarlet and golden lights and evil laughter. Closing her eyes again, she sank down into her bed, trying to remember the nightmare.
Her eyes caught sight of the time, which read ' 7:00'.
" Ahh...7 am." she muttered. " NANI?!!" Lina screeched
" I'M LATE! OH MY GOD, AND I PROMISED L-SAMA I WOULD BE EARLY! MOM! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME??" Lina howled as she jumped off the bed, franctically trying to find her clothes.
" I did, but you just turned over and went back to sleep." Mrs. Inverse said as she opened the door. " Hurry up dear, you boyfriend's waiting for you."
" BOYFRIEND?!" Lina screamed. She dashed to the window, looked out and saw Gourry waving merrily to her.
" Oi! Lina!" He yelled.
" He's not my boyfriend!!!" Lina yelled, before realizing that she wasn't dressed yet. " EEK! Hentai! Eechi!" She screamed as she threw her pillow out of the window at Gourry.
" Itai..."
Mrs. Inverse shook her head. " Whatever, don't let him wait."
" I'm done! Breakfast!"
You don't have time for breakfast, dear."
" There is always time for breakfast!" Lina shouted, running down the stairs. She dashed into the kitchen, grabbed a stack of toast and ran out to meet Gourry.
" Ohayo! Can I have one?" He asked.
" Of course not, jellyfish!" She said, stuffing her mouth with toast as she got on Gourry's bicycle's handlebars.
" But Lina..." He whined as he leaped on the bike.
" No buts!"
Gourry sighed. " Ne, Lina, you're getting heavy."
*Thwack*
" Owie..."
" Quick! Gourry, quick! I'm meeting L-sama in her office!"
" Eh? You're meeting the WBOWTS?"
" WBOWTS?"
" It stands for, Weird Blonde One With The Shovel" Gourry said knowledgeably.
Lina sweatdropped. " Wait till she hears about this and you're dead."
" We're here!" Gourry said.
" I'm in time!" Lina shouted as she jumped off the bike. " Thanks for the ride! See you in Art class!"
Most of Lina's class were different from Gourry's, the only similar class they had was art, gym and biology.
" I'm not late!" Lina yelled as flung open L-sama's doors.
"Yare yare...Lina-chan's still the same." A annoyingly familiar voice said.
Lina froze on the spot. That voice... " XELLOS METALLIUM!" she screamed.
" Ohayo...ACK!" He choked as Lina dashed at him, strangling him in a headlock.
" You!" she demanded. " Did you go to the Store yesterday?"
" Sore wa himitsu desu!" Xellos giggled. " Ack!" he cried as Lina tightened her grip on his head.
" Do you remember anything? You do, don't you?"
" Hmm...I remember that I'm Xellos, and i was a fruitcake and worked for Zelas Metallium who's now my sister." " Nani?? Juu-ou is your sister now???" Lina screeched. " Then why is Dynast not Sherra's brother??"
" Sherra's here?"
" Yeah, Garv and Phibrizo's here too."
" Nani??" Xellos's mouth formed an O shape as he untangled himself from Lina.
" Ahem...Have you people forgotten that the Mother of All is still here?" L-sama inquired from her seat.
Heh...heh...Ohayo L-sama." Lina chuckled.
L-sama shook her head. " Xellos is like you, he remembers everything. All his classes will be the same as yours. Enjoy and be gone!" she waved her hand to dismiss them.
" Nani??? You want me to stay with the fruitcake???" Lina asked incredulously.
"That's not nice, Lina-chan..." Xellos pouted cutely.
" Don't 'chan' me!" Lian snapped, as she dragged Xellos out of the room.
" Syaonara my dears!" L-sama sang, giggling when she heard a string of colorful language float into her room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ " ...And this is Xellos Metallium and he'll be joining us from today." The teacher said boredly. Xellos gave an exaggerated bow and winked at the girls. Half of them fainted. Lina rolled her eyes.
" Ohayo Lina-chan, we meet again." Xellos grinned as he plopped down on the seat beside her.
" Oi...That seat's for Filia."
" Filia-chan??" Xellos asked. " Ah...This is going to be so much fun." He said happily.
Suddenly...
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SEAT??" a loud voice roared.
" Konnichiwa Filia-chan!" Xellos chirped cheerfully.
" Fruitcake!!!" Filia screeched as she slammed her bad on Xellos's head.
Yare yare...Still as bad tempered and uncivilized ne?" he mocked.
" Who are you calling uncivilized?!" Filia yelled, kicking the chair in anger.
" Ahem...Miss Ul Copt." The teacher said.
Filia froze. " Ah Hahahaha...It wasn't my fault! My dad's car broke down and this namagomi here is seating on my seat and insulting me!!!" She wailed.
" Na...Namagomi?!" Xellos asked, his eye twitching madly.
Lina snickered.
" Enough...Just find a new place." The teacher sighed. He was their Gifted and Talented class teacher who spent his time reading love letters from his girlfriend. Actually the Gifted and Talented class was a class where so called gifted and talented students practiced their talents, but everyone spent this time to hang around or finish up incomplete homework.
Filia stormed to a seat in the corner, glaring at Xellos. Xellos grinned, stuck his tongue at her and blew her a raspberry. Filia exploded.
" WHY YOU *CENSORED* * CENSORED* NAMAGOMI! HOW DARE YOU *CENSORED* INSULT ME LIKE THIS!" she screamed as she lunged at Xellos.
" How colorful, your language and how uncivilized." Xellos sighed as he dodged Filia's attacks.
Lina sweatdropped. The rest of the class stopped what they were doing to watch the ' Battle of the Century'
Xellos laughed. " Just like tha old days." He sang while Filia grabbed his neck, choking him.
A/N: *laugh* I'm writing without a plot. Sigh...How am I going to introduce teh other characters? Any ideas for the story? Anyway, thanks to all who read this story and those who reviewed. You've been a great encouragement. This is my first time writing a fic, so please understand my lousy plot. I swear, it will get better when I go into the main plot Ps. The gifted and talented thing is an idea form The Princess Diaries..