Slam Dunk is not mine blah blah blah. u know the rest.. This is my first time so go easy on the lighter.

I'll try to keep it Mary Sue free.

This is inspired by my friends and all our crazy stuff so..

P/s; this stuff is REAL ( err.. most of it.)

Chapter 1

"RRIIIIIIIIINNGGGGGGGG"

//stupid alarm clock//

Kishuu Arashi slammed the button on her alarm clock, rolled over and continued her lovely journey in ZZZ Land. Bad luck for her, the radio timer went off and the sound of Linkin Park's Papercut was soon kicking the long line of ZZ's out of her head.

She put her glasses on and got out of bed, dragging her feet to the bathroom. She switched the water-heater on and opened the door.

// That bloody lizard had better not be the-//

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

A baby lizard ran up the bathroom wall. If there's one thing Arashi hated more than anything, it would be lizards. Foolishly following her friend Tama's advice, she grabbed the ever-ready can of Shelltox and began attacking the tiny lizard. The result : it fell into the toilet bowl.

" Chi'Kuso!!!" She shrieked, nearly tearing out handfuls of her dark brown hair. She watched the poor creature swim in the water. //yuck, yuck, yuck. mental note: when I reach school, make sure I kick Tama up his big behind.//

Turning the shower on, she began her boring routine of everyday school life.

~ ½ an hour later (7.30 a.m.)~

" Arashi!! You are going to be late!!!" Kishuu Tokiko was yelling up the stairs. //Oh Kami-sama.. why did you give me a tortoise for a daughter??// she thought exasperatedly.

//Argh. I have put on more weight.. must go on a diet.. stupid school skirt.. for that amount my parents are paying, they should make the waist elastic.. stupid cheapskate school..//

Frantically trying to buckle the skirt , she took a deep breath, sucked in her tummy and 'click'. Mission accomplished. Grabbing her schoolbag and some books she forgot to stuff into her bag last night, she ran down the stairs.

"I'm ready, I'm ready. Don't nag so much. It'll make you look older. Hahahaaaa" she teased her mother.

"Really, Arashi. You've just turned 15 but you act like a five year old. If you don't start walking, you will be late."

"Hai, hai.. I'm going.. ja.." And she ran off, heading to her school.





Authors note: tell me what you think!!!! Lol. I think it sucks... at the moment I have no idea what the pairing will be. maybe some yaoi!!! A threesome perhaps??? Nyahahaaaaaaaaa (please dun kill me or box me or call me hentai girl, SLL)