Chapter 10: The Wheels of the Van Go Round and Round.
Disclaimer: Slayers and all it's characters(dynast- sama!!!!!) do not belong to me but belongs to this guy called Hajime something*swatdrop*
Warnings: Lots of Garv and Valgarv/Valtierria language, spoilers, and basically a lot of crabby stuff.
Lanngourt's POV
Ok, so here we are, at Zel's house. I kind of pity him, the poor guy, but when Luna says something, no one dares to defy her. Not even Ceipheed. I seriously thinks the Dragon God is afraid of her. Anyway, back to Zel's house. I'm kind of late. Luckily Luna merely gave me her death glare. I was so relived to know that she isn't in our group, man, I'm telling you, the Knight of Ceipheed is no I'm-such-a-nice-person kind of girl. No wonder Lina's so afraid of her. I simply cannot imagine why Zelas likes her so much. Not that she's bad, but Luna really has a bad temper, one that's even worse then Lina's. Anyway, Garv is sound asleep on Zel's couch. Afraid that he won't wake up on time, he decided to camp out in Zel's house yesterday. I really feel sorry for the person who's going to wash the couch. That guy drools!
Anyway, back to what I was saying, Garv was fast asleep and no amount of yelling and kicking could wake him up. We almost couldn't stop Luna from frying him. Man, that guy wouldn't even wake up if Osama decides to bomb Zel's house. So, w had to drag him to the van that Luna rented for us(did I say she's really resourceful?) and dumped him in the back seat. So, at 7 am sharp, we off for goodness knows where. Val wanted to drive but Zelgadis warned us that if he drove, we would never live to see Garv wake up, so Vrabazard drove. Val sat beside him, bugging Vrabazard continuously and I sat with Dolphin and Sherra behind them. Garv was still snoring away in the back seat.
Very soon, Val had Britney Spears playing on the CD Player. My ears hurt. That bitch is one disgusting whore. Ok, I'm getting vulgar, but she sucks man!(sorry to all Britney fans) Garv woke up immediately, cursing and swearing about how she gave him nightmares when the song started to play. Valgarv then yelled at Garv saying he's a big idiot and told him to go back to sleep. That ensued in a big verbal fight which luckily drowned out Spear's voice. Thank L-sama.
Sherra remained as quiet as ever, occasionally scowling at Vrabazard and me. It's not her fault actually. She isn't a big dragon lord fan. Then I started wondering about Ceipheed-sama. I hope he's fine back there in our old world. I still want to graduate from high school. Beside me, Dolphin started singing along to an N'Sync song. Believe it or not, she has a great voice! Oh, Garv threw Val's Britney Speras Cd out of the window(good riddance) and now their fighting behind us, so
Vrabazard grabbed a CD and it turned out to be an N'Sync one. Anyway Sherra was staring out of the window like she always has been. I think she thinks that she might be able to spot Dynast if she stares out of the window without even blinking. I had to bite back laughter when I thought of Dynast driving a motorcycle. The ice block is probably still an ice block.
Vrabazard finally got tired of Justin Timberlake's squealing(I think he squeals) and changed it to a Gorillaz CD. By then, Val and Garv had finally stopped fighting when Garv promised to lent Val his Christina Aguilera CD(I didn't know he was a Christina fan) Then, we found out that Val and Garv were Eninem fans too when they took turns in singing his song. Of course they didn't know the all lyrics and replaced the unknown lyrics with a lot of curse words. They especially love one song where Eninem insulted Osama's beard and turban. Soon, Dolphin too joined them and now we have a choir in our van. After that, Dolphin fell asleep on me. Yeah, I was sitting in between Sherra and Dolphin. So there she lay, with her head on my lap. I swallowed hard, not knowing what to do. It's not like a mazoku lord's ever fallen asleep on me before. I can't push her away.and I can't hug her. So I sat very still until my back felt like it was going to snap into two when she finally woke up.
"You're a great pillow!" she chirped happily as she stretched her arms. I smiled awkwardly, wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. I decided to take it as a compliment.
Oh yeah, did I mention that I hate travelling through Nevada? It's like one of the biggest place in America. Las Vegas was cool of course. We took turns to yell "Viva Las Vegas" out of the window (Sherra merely rolled her eyes and kept quiet. Sheesh, the girl really needs a sense of humour.) and people were staring at us. We stopped for lunch at a café and Vrabazard went to fill his coffee flask. Anyway, back to Nevada. Three hours after we passed the Nevada border, I asked Vrabazard. "Where are we?" "Neveda." He replied. Three hours later, I asked again. "Where are we?" "Nevada" was his reply. Seriously, I think he's lost. I could swear that I saw the same building twice. So when we finally saw the sign Oklahoma City, we cheered and Garv blasted some fireballs into the air to celebrate. Then we cheered again and opened cans of beer. By night, we reached Kansas City. Our destination was Kansas City, because when we gave the map to Sherra, she said that we might find Dynast here. She had this gut feeling that Ice King would be there. So Dolphin proposed that we stop for a rest. And we did. Basically, we camped out in the van, which I found out wasn't a very nice experience. Vrabazard slept in the driver's seat, (I prayed hard that he won't accidentally step on the paddle and cause the car to crash into some tree. Well, we were outside Kansas City in some deserted road which was beside a forest.) Valtierria went back to the front and Garv remained in the back seat. I had to sleep in the boot, can you believe it?! The boot! For heavens sake! Me, the mighty earth dragon lord had to sleep in some lousy boot?? Well you see, Sherra and Dolphin refused to let me sleep with them because, well, basically I'm a guy and they're girls. I didn't want Garv to drool on me and there was no place left in the front, so it's either the boot or outside. If I slept outside, I'd probably become some bear's dinner or what so I had no choice but to sleep in the miserable hole at the back. I was hungry too, because Garv and Val ate almost all the sandwiches during dinner.
Did I mention that my whole body ached the next morning? We went to Kansas city for breakfast. Then we had a phone call from Luna.
"Have you found anyone yet??" she asked.
"No. We're still travelling aimlessly." Vrabazard replied. Which was true. I was still doubting Sherra's instincts. But what can I say? She's his general. Still, it's said that the mazoku lords and their servants were bonded together, so I had to trust her. I hope that Laguladia and the rest managed to find Vaalwin. I kind of missed her. After breakfast, we spent the whole day wandering around Kansas City looking for Dynast. Did I mention that it was freezing, since it was winter? No I didn't. Anyway, the temperature seemed to drop below Ice Age temperature and we trudged around on the streets, silently promising to ourselves that we'll kill Dynast for making us find him in such miserable temperatures after we find him. I still couldn't understand how he managed to live in the North Pole for centuries. Val complained that we should go to the Arctic instead and earned a death glare from Sherra. Actually, I think that there would be a higher chance of finding Dynast at the two poles then in Kansas City. Ok, maybe not the two poles, but at least Alaska. After wandering around for the whole morning, we went to eat lunch, in some posh café because we wanted to celebrate surviving the night and morning. Hey, I bet no ryuuzoku or mazoku lord had every spent the night in the same car and walked around with each other without killing one another.
"Oh man, I'm so going to make Ice Boy pay for making us look for him." Garv shouted, which at the same time brought death glares from the posh people around us. I smiled nervously at them. Sherra was looking very sullen and upset. Who could blame her? She had came to this place with high hopes of finding Dynast but was rewarded with numb fingers instead. Dolphin was humming happily as she twirled her straw around the glass of hot water the waiter brought us.(She always seem to be in such a great mood everyday) Come to think of it, the waiter did look rather familiar. I shrugged. It must have been my imagination.
"Hey! Where's the fucking menu??" Val yelled. I winced. Vrabazard shook his head in exasperation. Nad it didn't help when one little boy asked his mon what 'fuck' meant. Lesson no.1, never say swear words in a posh restaurant. Everyone was staring at Val who was still complaining about the poor service. Finally, someone came.
"May I have your orders?" he asked as he gave us the menus. Val and Garv were still cursing under their breath. Then I realised that the waiter's voice was rather familiar. I looked up and nearly choked on my water.
"Dynast!" I exclaimed. The other five jerked up and stared at him. No wonder I couldn't recognised him at first, He was wearing a cap. I reached up and pulled off his cap, much to his surprise. Hey, it really was him. Suddenly, someone pushed me down and hugged the very shocked waiter.
"Dynast-sama!! Finally! Do you know how much I missed you??" Sherra wailed. Dynast obviously haven't got back his memories coughed slightly and tried to pry the sobbing girl off him.
"Ahem.I think you've got the wrong person, miss." He said uncomfortably. Garv, Val and Dolphin stared at him, their jaws dropped opened and greatly resembled a fish.
"Akira!! I hired you to work not to flirt with girls!" a big fat man hollered from the kitchen. Sherra immediately detached herself from Dynast and stormed up to the man.
"How dare you insult my Dynast-sama!?" she hollered as she summoned Dolgoulfa. Vrabazard slapped his forehead.
"Is she mad? Using magic in public."
Anyway, having a sword appear out of nowhere wasn't a very common everyday thing so of course everyone stared at her. Some even screamed and yelled "Witch!" and ran away. The man, which was probably the boss apologised profusely and even offered to raise Dynast's salary. Of course, no human has ever survived Sherra's wrath excluding the Slayers gang. Anyway, you can guess the man's ending. Actually, he didn't die. We managed to pull Sherra and Dynast out of the café before she could do anymore damage. Dynast wasn't very willing, Sherra wasn't too. No wonder she's Dynast's general. Anyway, we dragged the both of them into the van and drove away as fast as we could. Whew, what an afternoon. Let's hope that we find the rest quickly and go home. I still haven't told my parents that I'm going on a road trip.
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A?N:Yaaaaaaaaay!! Dynats-sama finally came out He's soooo cute!! *cough* Wasn't sure if I spelled Eninem correctly.-_- NA that thing about Osama (Prays that AL Qaeda wouldn't bomb my house), well, no offence to Taliban members *laughs nervously* Anyway, I decided that writing POVs are easier, so I'll probably stick to it for the rest of the chapters. Ahh.I bet Dynast would look oh so cute in a suit. Vrabazard seemed to be rather serious.Does anyone know the dragon lords' personalities??
Disclaimer: Slayers and all it's characters(dynast- sama!!!!!) do not belong to me but belongs to this guy called Hajime something*swatdrop*
Warnings: Lots of Garv and Valgarv/Valtierria language, spoilers, and basically a lot of crabby stuff.
Lanngourt's POV
Ok, so here we are, at Zel's house. I kind of pity him, the poor guy, but when Luna says something, no one dares to defy her. Not even Ceipheed. I seriously thinks the Dragon God is afraid of her. Anyway, back to Zel's house. I'm kind of late. Luckily Luna merely gave me her death glare. I was so relived to know that she isn't in our group, man, I'm telling you, the Knight of Ceipheed is no I'm-such-a-nice-person kind of girl. No wonder Lina's so afraid of her. I simply cannot imagine why Zelas likes her so much. Not that she's bad, but Luna really has a bad temper, one that's even worse then Lina's. Anyway, Garv is sound asleep on Zel's couch. Afraid that he won't wake up on time, he decided to camp out in Zel's house yesterday. I really feel sorry for the person who's going to wash the couch. That guy drools!
Anyway, back to what I was saying, Garv was fast asleep and no amount of yelling and kicking could wake him up. We almost couldn't stop Luna from frying him. Man, that guy wouldn't even wake up if Osama decides to bomb Zel's house. So, w had to drag him to the van that Luna rented for us(did I say she's really resourceful?) and dumped him in the back seat. So, at 7 am sharp, we off for goodness knows where. Val wanted to drive but Zelgadis warned us that if he drove, we would never live to see Garv wake up, so Vrabazard drove. Val sat beside him, bugging Vrabazard continuously and I sat with Dolphin and Sherra behind them. Garv was still snoring away in the back seat.
Very soon, Val had Britney Spears playing on the CD Player. My ears hurt. That bitch is one disgusting whore. Ok, I'm getting vulgar, but she sucks man!(sorry to all Britney fans) Garv woke up immediately, cursing and swearing about how she gave him nightmares when the song started to play. Valgarv then yelled at Garv saying he's a big idiot and told him to go back to sleep. That ensued in a big verbal fight which luckily drowned out Spear's voice. Thank L-sama.
Sherra remained as quiet as ever, occasionally scowling at Vrabazard and me. It's not her fault actually. She isn't a big dragon lord fan. Then I started wondering about Ceipheed-sama. I hope he's fine back there in our old world. I still want to graduate from high school. Beside me, Dolphin started singing along to an N'Sync song. Believe it or not, she has a great voice! Oh, Garv threw Val's Britney Speras Cd out of the window(good riddance) and now their fighting behind us, so
Vrabazard grabbed a CD and it turned out to be an N'Sync one. Anyway Sherra was staring out of the window like she always has been. I think she thinks that she might be able to spot Dynast if she stares out of the window without even blinking. I had to bite back laughter when I thought of Dynast driving a motorcycle. The ice block is probably still an ice block.
Vrabazard finally got tired of Justin Timberlake's squealing(I think he squeals) and changed it to a Gorillaz CD. By then, Val and Garv had finally stopped fighting when Garv promised to lent Val his Christina Aguilera CD(I didn't know he was a Christina fan) Then, we found out that Val and Garv were Eninem fans too when they took turns in singing his song. Of course they didn't know the all lyrics and replaced the unknown lyrics with a lot of curse words. They especially love one song where Eninem insulted Osama's beard and turban. Soon, Dolphin too joined them and now we have a choir in our van. After that, Dolphin fell asleep on me. Yeah, I was sitting in between Sherra and Dolphin. So there she lay, with her head on my lap. I swallowed hard, not knowing what to do. It's not like a mazoku lord's ever fallen asleep on me before. I can't push her away.and I can't hug her. So I sat very still until my back felt like it was going to snap into two when she finally woke up.
"You're a great pillow!" she chirped happily as she stretched her arms. I smiled awkwardly, wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. I decided to take it as a compliment.
Oh yeah, did I mention that I hate travelling through Nevada? It's like one of the biggest place in America. Las Vegas was cool of course. We took turns to yell "Viva Las Vegas" out of the window (Sherra merely rolled her eyes and kept quiet. Sheesh, the girl really needs a sense of humour.) and people were staring at us. We stopped for lunch at a café and Vrabazard went to fill his coffee flask. Anyway, back to Nevada. Three hours after we passed the Nevada border, I asked Vrabazard. "Where are we?" "Neveda." He replied. Three hours later, I asked again. "Where are we?" "Nevada" was his reply. Seriously, I think he's lost. I could swear that I saw the same building twice. So when we finally saw the sign Oklahoma City, we cheered and Garv blasted some fireballs into the air to celebrate. Then we cheered again and opened cans of beer. By night, we reached Kansas City. Our destination was Kansas City, because when we gave the map to Sherra, she said that we might find Dynast here. She had this gut feeling that Ice King would be there. So Dolphin proposed that we stop for a rest. And we did. Basically, we camped out in the van, which I found out wasn't a very nice experience. Vrabazard slept in the driver's seat, (I prayed hard that he won't accidentally step on the paddle and cause the car to crash into some tree. Well, we were outside Kansas City in some deserted road which was beside a forest.) Valtierria went back to the front and Garv remained in the back seat. I had to sleep in the boot, can you believe it?! The boot! For heavens sake! Me, the mighty earth dragon lord had to sleep in some lousy boot?? Well you see, Sherra and Dolphin refused to let me sleep with them because, well, basically I'm a guy and they're girls. I didn't want Garv to drool on me and there was no place left in the front, so it's either the boot or outside. If I slept outside, I'd probably become some bear's dinner or what so I had no choice but to sleep in the miserable hole at the back. I was hungry too, because Garv and Val ate almost all the sandwiches during dinner.
Did I mention that my whole body ached the next morning? We went to Kansas city for breakfast. Then we had a phone call from Luna.
"Have you found anyone yet??" she asked.
"No. We're still travelling aimlessly." Vrabazard replied. Which was true. I was still doubting Sherra's instincts. But what can I say? She's his general. Still, it's said that the mazoku lords and their servants were bonded together, so I had to trust her. I hope that Laguladia and the rest managed to find Vaalwin. I kind of missed her. After breakfast, we spent the whole day wandering around Kansas City looking for Dynast. Did I mention that it was freezing, since it was winter? No I didn't. Anyway, the temperature seemed to drop below Ice Age temperature and we trudged around on the streets, silently promising to ourselves that we'll kill Dynast for making us find him in such miserable temperatures after we find him. I still couldn't understand how he managed to live in the North Pole for centuries. Val complained that we should go to the Arctic instead and earned a death glare from Sherra. Actually, I think that there would be a higher chance of finding Dynast at the two poles then in Kansas City. Ok, maybe not the two poles, but at least Alaska. After wandering around for the whole morning, we went to eat lunch, in some posh café because we wanted to celebrate surviving the night and morning. Hey, I bet no ryuuzoku or mazoku lord had every spent the night in the same car and walked around with each other without killing one another.
"Oh man, I'm so going to make Ice Boy pay for making us look for him." Garv shouted, which at the same time brought death glares from the posh people around us. I smiled nervously at them. Sherra was looking very sullen and upset. Who could blame her? She had came to this place with high hopes of finding Dynast but was rewarded with numb fingers instead. Dolphin was humming happily as she twirled her straw around the glass of hot water the waiter brought us.(She always seem to be in such a great mood everyday) Come to think of it, the waiter did look rather familiar. I shrugged. It must have been my imagination.
"Hey! Where's the fucking menu??" Val yelled. I winced. Vrabazard shook his head in exasperation. Nad it didn't help when one little boy asked his mon what 'fuck' meant. Lesson no.1, never say swear words in a posh restaurant. Everyone was staring at Val who was still complaining about the poor service. Finally, someone came.
"May I have your orders?" he asked as he gave us the menus. Val and Garv were still cursing under their breath. Then I realised that the waiter's voice was rather familiar. I looked up and nearly choked on my water.
"Dynast!" I exclaimed. The other five jerked up and stared at him. No wonder I couldn't recognised him at first, He was wearing a cap. I reached up and pulled off his cap, much to his surprise. Hey, it really was him. Suddenly, someone pushed me down and hugged the very shocked waiter.
"Dynast-sama!! Finally! Do you know how much I missed you??" Sherra wailed. Dynast obviously haven't got back his memories coughed slightly and tried to pry the sobbing girl off him.
"Ahem.I think you've got the wrong person, miss." He said uncomfortably. Garv, Val and Dolphin stared at him, their jaws dropped opened and greatly resembled a fish.
"Akira!! I hired you to work not to flirt with girls!" a big fat man hollered from the kitchen. Sherra immediately detached herself from Dynast and stormed up to the man.
"How dare you insult my Dynast-sama!?" she hollered as she summoned Dolgoulfa. Vrabazard slapped his forehead.
"Is she mad? Using magic in public."
Anyway, having a sword appear out of nowhere wasn't a very common everyday thing so of course everyone stared at her. Some even screamed and yelled "Witch!" and ran away. The man, which was probably the boss apologised profusely and even offered to raise Dynast's salary. Of course, no human has ever survived Sherra's wrath excluding the Slayers gang. Anyway, you can guess the man's ending. Actually, he didn't die. We managed to pull Sherra and Dynast out of the café before she could do anymore damage. Dynast wasn't very willing, Sherra wasn't too. No wonder she's Dynast's general. Anyway, we dragged the both of them into the van and drove away as fast as we could. Whew, what an afternoon. Let's hope that we find the rest quickly and go home. I still haven't told my parents that I'm going on a road trip.
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A?N:Yaaaaaaaaay!! Dynats-sama finally came out He's soooo cute!! *cough* Wasn't sure if I spelled Eninem correctly.-_- NA that thing about Osama (Prays that AL Qaeda wouldn't bomb my house), well, no offence to Taliban members *laughs nervously* Anyway, I decided that writing POVs are easier, so I'll probably stick to it for the rest of the chapters. Ahh.I bet Dynast would look oh so cute in a suit. Vrabazard seemed to be rather serious.Does anyone know the dragon lords' personalities??