Chapter 13: Starless(This title doesn't mean anything
I just think it's nice. Lol.)
Disclaimer: Slayers does not belong to me(wwhhhyyyyyyy???????) Neither does Lord of the Rings too. The ring does not belong to me, Legolas too *Legolas!!!!!*
~*~
The only good thing Phibby did was to.Kill Amelia
The only good thing Garv did was to.Betray Shabby
The only good thing Dynast did was to.Be created(*glomps Dynast-kun*)
The only good thing Dolphin did was to.Stay in the Demon Ocean and do nothing
The only good thing Zelas did was to.Create Xellos
~*~
The only bad thing that Lina did was to.Beat up Dynast(Dynast-sama!!!Noo!)
The only bad thing that Gourry did was to.Kill Sherra(actually it should be a good thing *grins* lol. No offence to Sherra lovers)
The only bad thing that Amelia did was to.be born
The only bad thing that Zel did was to.Want to become human(doesn't he know how hot he is when's a chimera?? He looks like a chicken when he's human.u_u)
The only bad thing that Filia did was to.Listen to Soijuro(is that how you spell it? I HATE that old dragon.)
Ok, this is just something I wrote out of boredom. ^^;
~*~
Sherra's POV
No sign of Grou or Grau. Are they still twins, I wondered. Slowly, my thoughts drifted to Dynast-sama. He came back with Dolphin yesterday. She was practically carrying him. Garv and Lanngourt nearly killed him but stopped when they saw how badly injured Dynast-sama was. I was so scared, so scared that I would lose him again, after so many years. I helped Dolphin heal him as she told the others what happened. They didn't really blame Dynast-sama for what he had done. He did get back the Claire Bible, and Dolphin told them if he agree to join Shabby at the start, he'll probably be dead by now.
Deciding that Dynast-sama wasn't safe alone, even though he said that if Shabby won't kill him now, I called it a day and went back to the hotel that we were currently staying while Lanngourt went to look for a new van.
"Dynast-sama?" I asked as I pushed open the door of his room gently. Blood rushed to my face when I saw what lay before me. Dynast-sama sat on the bed, wearing only a pair of pants while bandaging wounds which were too deep to heal fully.(Oh My God!!) He sat on the bed, his dark hair falling over his eyes. My eyes wondered over his smooth fair chest, and I as if I were going to faint any minute. (Author:.Unconscious due to severe loss of blood). Dolfoulga gave a whistle inside my head. Mentally, I told him to shut up. I hurriedly reached for a handkerchief in case I started to nose bleed.
He looked up, mildly surprised when I entered.
"Hello, Sherra." He said, raising and eyebrow
"Dy.Dynast-sama." I stammered while wishing that he would put on a shirt before I faint in front of him. "Are you feeling better?"
He didn't reply, but merely slid is hand into his pocket and pulled out something. My eyes widened when I saw what it was. The crystal necklace that I gave him in our past lifetime before that old lizard decided to purge the world of mazokus. It was supposed to be made of ice but I guessed it had turned into crystal.
"I guess this thing got reincarnated with me." he said simply.
"You.you remember."
"Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?"
Then, something incredible happened. My brains lost touch with my body and I flung my body at Dynast-sama, sobbing. When my brains finally got into contact with the surroundings, I realised that I was hugging him. I screamed mentally. What have I done?? Then, another incredible thing happened. He hugged me back. I froze. It's not everyday you get hugged by your master. Not knowing whether to pull back or what, I just lay there, in his arms.
"When I was fighting with Ruby-Eye, I thought that I wouldn't be able to see you forever." Dynast whispered. My eyes widened. Suddenly, he pulled me up and kissed my mouth, like raindrops falling on cool water. He kissed me!! My mind screamed. It was the first time someone ever kissed me. Well, except for my mom(but that was on the cheeks) and Dynast's pet polar bear from the last lifetimes licked my lips once but I guessed it didn't count. Did I mention that Dynast-sama was a great kisser? He was gentle and it was a nice kiss. Not gross like the stuff you see in a movie, but.well.just nice and simple. Ok, so what am I going to do? I can't kiss him back, I'm not ready yet, so I clung desperately to him, drinking in his warmth, feeling his touch. Then there was a sudden quivering in them, as if he were overcome by some strong emotions. Passion maybe, or excruciating sadness. "I love you." He said in to my mind. I felt my heart beat quickened. He loved me. He said he loved me!! "I did love you even back there. Always remember that." Then, Dynast-sama pulled away. I looked at him in surprise as he walked to the door, stood to one side and opened it.
Five bodies came crashing to the ground.
"Itaii!" they screamed as they landed on one another.
I nearly fainted again. They saw everything!!! Lanngourt was the first to pull away from the tangled mass of bodies. He stood up, grinning sheepishly.
"Err.Have fun. Heh heh." he sweatdropped and stumbled back. Dynast-sama rolled his eyes.
"What do you want?" he asked coldly, a totally different person from just now.
"We've to good news Grausherra-kun. We found Grou and Grau." Dolphin said as she untangled herself.
Garv and Valgarv weren't that discreet. "My God, the both of you are serious!" Garv exclaimed as he pulled Vrabazard who was unlucky enough to be at the bottom, up. Val grinned. "Wait till the others hear about this!"
My face turned red again. They're going to tell everyone! Not that I mind, it's just that that.I'd rather keep it secret. Dynast-sama shrugged.
"The both of you really need a life. Get out of my room!" he snapped.
"What about Grou and Grau??" Dolphin asked.
"Can I at least put on a shirt first?" he asked coolly and slammed the door. Umm.I'm still in the room. Then Dynast-sama looked at me. Ooh, he has beautiful eyes. Ahem, what was I saying?
"Did I hurt you in any way?' he asked softly. Have I said that he has a nice voice? OK, I'm getting crazy.
I shook my head. "It.was nice." I stuttered. "But I wasn't expecting it."
Dynast-sama sighed. "I waited a whole lifetime for you." He said quietly. He loved me from the past!!! I screamed mentally again.
"Well.I.I'm just not used to." I stammered. Damn, what's wrong with me???
"Not used to what?'
"Not used to loving someone who loves me back." I whispered, staring at the carpeted floor.
Silence
Man, won't he say something?? The clock ticked away as the silence stretched. Then a pair of warm arms embraced me. "I was afraid that you would hate me." he said. Hate him?? I fell in love with him from the day I first met him! How could I hate him? How long has he loved me? I wondered. I leant against his chest and shut my eyes. If only this could last forever. Loud banging on the door snapped me out from my blissful state.
"Oi! Are you done? Or are the both of you drowning in a pool of mushy love??" Garv hollered from outside.
"You're just jealous that you haven't got a girlfriend." I grinned when I heard Dolphin's reply.
"What the fuck!? I could get a girlfriend whenever I want." Garv bragged.
"He's been dumped twenty times." Val snorted. A loud yell and a lot of noise followed. I guess Garv is pounding Val again.
"Let's go." I blinked. Oh, Dynast-sama was ready. I opened the door and came face to face with a dust cloud which consisted of a three bakas. Somehow, Lanngourt had been dragged into the fight and Dolphin was currently trying to pull him out of the dust cloud. Dynast-sama kicked them away and I followed him out. Did I ever mention that this was the happiest day in my life? OK.Maybe not. I remember the day when I finally kicked the arse of .I think I'm drifting again. Yeah, I've never been so happy and contented. Have I said that Dynast-sama has a nice back? It's true, he does.
~*~
Nobody's POV
"This is sooo boring!!" Zelas yawned as she threw her empty bottle of the window onto some unsuspecting pedestrians. The group driving around Chicago which wasn't the smallest state in America.
"Can we stop for lunch?" Lina asked when her stomach rumbled for the tenth time.
"Um Lina-san, we just ate half an hour ago."
"Well I'm still hungry!"
"And I'm bored!" Phibrizo whined and kicked the car seat of him. He had changed place with Luna so that he can annoy Zelas. Luna couldn't stand seating beside a human chimney and agreed to change seats.
"You dare kick one more time and I'll throw you out!" Luna growled.
"But I'm bored!!."
"Read a book!" Luna snapped.
"I have Pride and Prejudice with me." Zel said from the driver's seat. Everyone stared at him.
"Nerd."
"Hey!!"
"I have Lord of the Rings." Gourry said all of a sudden.
"That book's crap!" Phibrizo snorted.
"It's quite good actually." Zelas sniffed and blew a smoke ring.
"The hobbits are cute!" Amelia told him.
Phibrizo made a face. "I'm cuter!"
Six head appeared out of the window and started gagging.
Phibrizo scowled. "Hey! Bah, just give me the book!" he shouted and snatched it away from Gourry.
"Immature brat." Luan muttered.
One hour later.
"I'm hungry." Lina moaned.
"I'm hungry."Gourry groaned.
"We're hungry!" Lina and Gourry yelled and collapsed back on the seat.
"It's time we stopped and take a walk." Luna sighed. Zelas cheered. "I need to refill my wine and cigarettes supply!" "FOOD!" Lina and Gourry screamed.
"Coffee"
"Oi, Phibby." Zelas poked the hellmaster.
"What!?" said person snapped. "Can't you see I'm reading? Curse L-sama! Frodo's being attacked by a fuckin troll!"
Lina giggled. "Look's like Phibby is in love with Lord of the Rings."
"I thought he said that it was crap?" Gourry asked dumbly.
"Shut up! Don't insult the book. That hairy guy kicks ass!
"Aragorn?" Amelia sweatdropped. "he's gross!"
"Go to hell!?" the raven haired Hellmaster hollered
Zelas snorted. "Kids. We'll never understand them."
Phibrizo shot her a 'when I'm done with this book you're going to be so dead' look and went back to reading again.
"The movie version of the second book comes out next week." Zel mused.
Amelia cheered and bounced up and down her seat. Luna sighed. 'At least the brat's quiet now.' She thought.
------------((----------------------
"Phibby if you continue reading you'll walk into a tree." Zelas snickered. They had just finished eating and are walking beside a large road trying to see if they're lucky enough to be able to find Lei.
"Shut up! The old man is fighting a balrog! Man! He died!Damn!" Phibrizo shouted and threw the book onto the ground and stomped on it.
"My book!!" Gourry wailed. Luna whacked the Hellmaster on his head. "Treat a book with more care!"
Phibby grumbled and picked the book up.
"Don't worry. Gandalf didn't die." Zel said, rolling his eyes.
"Really? Then what happened to him?"
"That is a secret." Zelas giggled.
"Tell me!!" Phibrizo whined.
"Call me Zelas the great and mighty and I'll tell you." The Juu-ou taunted.
"Fuck."
"You'll have to read the second book to find that out." Zel explained.
"Fuck."
"Stop swearing!' Luna snapped and bonked Phibby's head.
Suddenly, a something dashed across they road and landed in Lina's arms.
"Nani!?" she shouted.
"It's a fox!" Amelia gasped.
"A fox in a big city??" Zelas snorted.
"It really is a fox!" Lina protested. "A white one too! Cool! Can I keep it? Can I? Can I??" she begged Luna.
Suddenly, the fox jumped out of Lina's arms and ran away.
"Come back!!" Lina yelled and chased after it.
"Lina!" Gourry shouted and followed her. Amelia and Zelgadis ran after them.
"Oh crap. That baka." Luna muttered.
"Let's follow them. Suggested and grabbed Phibby by his collar.
"Hey! What the hell??"
"Lina! What were you thinking? What if it was one of Shabby's traps?" Luna snapped.
"Look!" Amelia pointed. The foz had ran to a patch of snow and was now walking in it.
"What's it doing?" Zelas asked.
"I think it's writing something." Gourry said.
"Don't be a baka! Foxes can't write! Jellyfish for brains" Lina yelled and whacked Gourry on the head.
"Erm, Lina, I think he's right." Zelgadis muttered.
"Alphabets. N-O-R-S-T" Zelas spelled out.
"Norst!" Luna finished. She blinked. "isn't that."
"ARRGH!!!" Phibrizo shouted all of the sudden, his eyes wide and filled with disbelief. The other six jumped at his sudden outburst.
"What!?" Lina asked worriedly.
"Legolas is a guy!!!"
Silence.Time froze.
And when everyone got back their senses, Phibby found himself being pelted with six snowballs. Zelas grinned, pleased that hers hit him flat on the face.
"Baka!" they screamed.
"Ow." Phibby grumbled. "Wait a minute.Norst? Isn't that Dynast's priest or something?" he asked Zelas. The fox leapt out of the snow onto his head, patting it with a paw.
"Hey! Get that thing off me!!!" Phibby shouted as he tried to whack the animal with his book.
"In the name of justice I shall not allow you to abuse helpless animals!!" Amelia yelled.
"L-sama! Dynast's priest is reincarnated as a.Fox?!" Luna asked in disbelief. Zelas burst out laughing and collapsed onto the ground.
"Wait till he hears about this! How I wish I could be there to see his face!" she gasped between giggles. Even Phibby took a second from reading to snicker before returning to Middle Earth again.
"Well.What are we going to do about.this?" Zel asked, pointing to the animal which was playing in the snow.
"Do you think Vaalwin will be in a form of a lizard??" Zelas chortled but shut up immediately when Luna gives her one of her 'one-more-word-and- you'll find-yourself-orbiting-around-the-moon' Knight of Ceipheed glares.
"Call the others and tell them we've found Norst." Luna sighed. The fox yipped(how do foxes sound like??) and pranced around on the ground.
~*~
Some crap
*Lord of the Claire Bible-The Fellowship of the Claire Bible.*
At Ceiphrond Half-Elven's house.
"All right Lindo Baggins, please show us the famed Claire Bible." Cephrond said.
Lindo Baggins nodded and took out the Claire Bible. The audience tittered.
"Interesting." Cephrond mused. "But may I know who the boy beside you and those hobbits that are hiding behind the bushed are?"
"I am Gouwise Gamgee! Lindo's protector."
Two sheepish looking hobbits came out from the bush. "I am Zelry."
"And I'm Pippinlia. I the name of justice I want to protect Lindo too!" Beside her Zelry nodded.
"Very well. I guess there is no stopping you hobbits." Cephrond sighed. "What do you think about it? Lunadalf?"
Lunadalf chuckled. "I agree too."
"I an, Rugragorn shall protect them too, or my name or not Ragragorn, Heir of Isuldor, heir to the throne of Gondor!"
"Shut up! I don't care if you're the heir to the throne. You talk too much." A hairy man snorted.
"You shall not insult Rugragorn!!" an elf shouted.
"Who are you?" the hairy man asked.
"I am Lanngolas, the Prince of Mirkwood!"
"And I am Vraromir! He steward of Gondor!!"
"Well, I shall join this merry little group too! With my bow and arrow I shall protec the Claire Bible!!" Lanngolas shouted.
"Me too!" Vraromir shouted. "But I shall not deny the fact that Rugragorn is an arrogant."
"Enough of stupid talks! I don't believe that I, Milgali the dwarf cannot destroy the Claire Bible!" with that, Milgali raised his axe and swung it down on the Claire Bible. His axe broke
The audiences started tittering again.
"I admit defeat! I shall join the group too!" Milgali yelled.
"All right then. So the group shall consist of Lindo Baggins, bearer of the Claire Bible, Gouwise Gamgee, protector of Lindo Baggins, Zelry and Pippinlia the hobbits, Ragragorn, heir of Isuldor, Lanngolas Greenleaf; Prince of Mirkwood, Milgali the dwarf, Vraromir; Steward of Gondor and finally Lunadalf. I hereby call this the Fellowship of the Claire Bible!!!
In Ruby-Eye Sauron's castle:
"Heh, I shall get my hands on the Claire Bible in no time! Mazokuwraiths!"
Five mazokuwraiths appeared.
"Hey, there's supposed to be nine! Where are the other four?" Ruby-Eye Sauron's asked.
"The other four fell down a river." One mazokuwraith known as Phibby answered.
"Whatever, just kill that hobbit and get me back my Claire Bible!!"
"Hai!"
Somewhere else:
"My preciousss.My preciousssss..Wheresss are yousssss.." Xellum the creature whispered.
Somewhere in the world:
The author: (cackling madly) Mwahahahahahah
Suddenly, JRR Tolkein appeared from her computer
JRR Tolkein: Stop! Stop this nonsense at once!!!"
The author: Ack! Hai!"
~ The End~
A/N: *sweatdrop* about the lord of the Rings things.It's all crap. I'm bored and I have writer's block *wails* Sigh. I know the sequence where they appeared is all mixed up but I don't have the book with me and I'm writing that crap using what I remembered from last time. Oh well, don't sue me. It's my school vacation and I have no pocket money. Life sucks!
A/N(2): *Glomps Dynast-kun* Waaaaaaa *nose bleeds* He's so handsome!!! Oh, I figured that if everyone is reincarnated as humans, it kind of boring so I made Norst a fox *giggles* Oh, and the Dynast-Sherra thing, some may say that their relationship goes too fast but I don't think so. Hey, they've been waiting for like a lifetime to confess their love for each other. *jealous* Oh well, I'll try to destroy my writer's blocks. Suggestions for the story welcomed. If you want me to add something tell me in the reviews. Pls. review!!!!! Reviews destroys writer's blocks!!
Disclaimer: Slayers does not belong to me(wwhhhyyyyyyy???????) Neither does Lord of the Rings too. The ring does not belong to me, Legolas too *Legolas!!!!!*
~*~
The only good thing Phibby did was to.Kill Amelia
The only good thing Garv did was to.Betray Shabby
The only good thing Dynast did was to.Be created(*glomps Dynast-kun*)
The only good thing Dolphin did was to.Stay in the Demon Ocean and do nothing
The only good thing Zelas did was to.Create Xellos
~*~
The only bad thing that Lina did was to.Beat up Dynast(Dynast-sama!!!Noo!)
The only bad thing that Gourry did was to.Kill Sherra(actually it should be a good thing *grins* lol. No offence to Sherra lovers)
The only bad thing that Amelia did was to.be born
The only bad thing that Zel did was to.Want to become human(doesn't he know how hot he is when's a chimera?? He looks like a chicken when he's human.u_u)
The only bad thing that Filia did was to.Listen to Soijuro(is that how you spell it? I HATE that old dragon.)
Ok, this is just something I wrote out of boredom. ^^;
~*~
Sherra's POV
No sign of Grou or Grau. Are they still twins, I wondered. Slowly, my thoughts drifted to Dynast-sama. He came back with Dolphin yesterday. She was practically carrying him. Garv and Lanngourt nearly killed him but stopped when they saw how badly injured Dynast-sama was. I was so scared, so scared that I would lose him again, after so many years. I helped Dolphin heal him as she told the others what happened. They didn't really blame Dynast-sama for what he had done. He did get back the Claire Bible, and Dolphin told them if he agree to join Shabby at the start, he'll probably be dead by now.
Deciding that Dynast-sama wasn't safe alone, even though he said that if Shabby won't kill him now, I called it a day and went back to the hotel that we were currently staying while Lanngourt went to look for a new van.
"Dynast-sama?" I asked as I pushed open the door of his room gently. Blood rushed to my face when I saw what lay before me. Dynast-sama sat on the bed, wearing only a pair of pants while bandaging wounds which were too deep to heal fully.(Oh My God!!) He sat on the bed, his dark hair falling over his eyes. My eyes wondered over his smooth fair chest, and I as if I were going to faint any minute. (Author:.Unconscious due to severe loss of blood). Dolfoulga gave a whistle inside my head. Mentally, I told him to shut up. I hurriedly reached for a handkerchief in case I started to nose bleed.
He looked up, mildly surprised when I entered.
"Hello, Sherra." He said, raising and eyebrow
"Dy.Dynast-sama." I stammered while wishing that he would put on a shirt before I faint in front of him. "Are you feeling better?"
He didn't reply, but merely slid is hand into his pocket and pulled out something. My eyes widened when I saw what it was. The crystal necklace that I gave him in our past lifetime before that old lizard decided to purge the world of mazokus. It was supposed to be made of ice but I guessed it had turned into crystal.
"I guess this thing got reincarnated with me." he said simply.
"You.you remember."
"Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?"
Then, something incredible happened. My brains lost touch with my body and I flung my body at Dynast-sama, sobbing. When my brains finally got into contact with the surroundings, I realised that I was hugging him. I screamed mentally. What have I done?? Then, another incredible thing happened. He hugged me back. I froze. It's not everyday you get hugged by your master. Not knowing whether to pull back or what, I just lay there, in his arms.
"When I was fighting with Ruby-Eye, I thought that I wouldn't be able to see you forever." Dynast whispered. My eyes widened. Suddenly, he pulled me up and kissed my mouth, like raindrops falling on cool water. He kissed me!! My mind screamed. It was the first time someone ever kissed me. Well, except for my mom(but that was on the cheeks) and Dynast's pet polar bear from the last lifetimes licked my lips once but I guessed it didn't count. Did I mention that Dynast-sama was a great kisser? He was gentle and it was a nice kiss. Not gross like the stuff you see in a movie, but.well.just nice and simple. Ok, so what am I going to do? I can't kiss him back, I'm not ready yet, so I clung desperately to him, drinking in his warmth, feeling his touch. Then there was a sudden quivering in them, as if he were overcome by some strong emotions. Passion maybe, or excruciating sadness. "I love you." He said in to my mind. I felt my heart beat quickened. He loved me. He said he loved me!! "I did love you even back there. Always remember that." Then, Dynast-sama pulled away. I looked at him in surprise as he walked to the door, stood to one side and opened it.
Five bodies came crashing to the ground.
"Itaii!" they screamed as they landed on one another.
I nearly fainted again. They saw everything!!! Lanngourt was the first to pull away from the tangled mass of bodies. He stood up, grinning sheepishly.
"Err.Have fun. Heh heh." he sweatdropped and stumbled back. Dynast-sama rolled his eyes.
"What do you want?" he asked coldly, a totally different person from just now.
"We've to good news Grausherra-kun. We found Grou and Grau." Dolphin said as she untangled herself.
Garv and Valgarv weren't that discreet. "My God, the both of you are serious!" Garv exclaimed as he pulled Vrabazard who was unlucky enough to be at the bottom, up. Val grinned. "Wait till the others hear about this!"
My face turned red again. They're going to tell everyone! Not that I mind, it's just that that.I'd rather keep it secret. Dynast-sama shrugged.
"The both of you really need a life. Get out of my room!" he snapped.
"What about Grou and Grau??" Dolphin asked.
"Can I at least put on a shirt first?" he asked coolly and slammed the door. Umm.I'm still in the room. Then Dynast-sama looked at me. Ooh, he has beautiful eyes. Ahem, what was I saying?
"Did I hurt you in any way?' he asked softly. Have I said that he has a nice voice? OK, I'm getting crazy.
I shook my head. "It.was nice." I stuttered. "But I wasn't expecting it."
Dynast-sama sighed. "I waited a whole lifetime for you." He said quietly. He loved me from the past!!! I screamed mentally again.
"Well.I.I'm just not used to." I stammered. Damn, what's wrong with me???
"Not used to what?'
"Not used to loving someone who loves me back." I whispered, staring at the carpeted floor.
Silence
Man, won't he say something?? The clock ticked away as the silence stretched. Then a pair of warm arms embraced me. "I was afraid that you would hate me." he said. Hate him?? I fell in love with him from the day I first met him! How could I hate him? How long has he loved me? I wondered. I leant against his chest and shut my eyes. If only this could last forever. Loud banging on the door snapped me out from my blissful state.
"Oi! Are you done? Or are the both of you drowning in a pool of mushy love??" Garv hollered from outside.
"You're just jealous that you haven't got a girlfriend." I grinned when I heard Dolphin's reply.
"What the fuck!? I could get a girlfriend whenever I want." Garv bragged.
"He's been dumped twenty times." Val snorted. A loud yell and a lot of noise followed. I guess Garv is pounding Val again.
"Let's go." I blinked. Oh, Dynast-sama was ready. I opened the door and came face to face with a dust cloud which consisted of a three bakas. Somehow, Lanngourt had been dragged into the fight and Dolphin was currently trying to pull him out of the dust cloud. Dynast-sama kicked them away and I followed him out. Did I ever mention that this was the happiest day in my life? OK.Maybe not. I remember the day when I finally kicked the arse of .I think I'm drifting again. Yeah, I've never been so happy and contented. Have I said that Dynast-sama has a nice back? It's true, he does.
~*~
Nobody's POV
"This is sooo boring!!" Zelas yawned as she threw her empty bottle of the window onto some unsuspecting pedestrians. The group driving around Chicago which wasn't the smallest state in America.
"Can we stop for lunch?" Lina asked when her stomach rumbled for the tenth time.
"Um Lina-san, we just ate half an hour ago."
"Well I'm still hungry!"
"And I'm bored!" Phibrizo whined and kicked the car seat of him. He had changed place with Luna so that he can annoy Zelas. Luna couldn't stand seating beside a human chimney and agreed to change seats.
"You dare kick one more time and I'll throw you out!" Luna growled.
"But I'm bored!!."
"Read a book!" Luna snapped.
"I have Pride and Prejudice with me." Zel said from the driver's seat. Everyone stared at him.
"Nerd."
"Hey!!"
"I have Lord of the Rings." Gourry said all of a sudden.
"That book's crap!" Phibrizo snorted.
"It's quite good actually." Zelas sniffed and blew a smoke ring.
"The hobbits are cute!" Amelia told him.
Phibrizo made a face. "I'm cuter!"
Six head appeared out of the window and started gagging.
Phibrizo scowled. "Hey! Bah, just give me the book!" he shouted and snatched it away from Gourry.
"Immature brat." Luan muttered.
One hour later.
"I'm hungry." Lina moaned.
"I'm hungry."Gourry groaned.
"We're hungry!" Lina and Gourry yelled and collapsed back on the seat.
"It's time we stopped and take a walk." Luna sighed. Zelas cheered. "I need to refill my wine and cigarettes supply!" "FOOD!" Lina and Gourry screamed.
"Coffee"
"Oi, Phibby." Zelas poked the hellmaster.
"What!?" said person snapped. "Can't you see I'm reading? Curse L-sama! Frodo's being attacked by a fuckin troll!"
Lina giggled. "Look's like Phibby is in love with Lord of the Rings."
"I thought he said that it was crap?" Gourry asked dumbly.
"Shut up! Don't insult the book. That hairy guy kicks ass!
"Aragorn?" Amelia sweatdropped. "he's gross!"
"Go to hell!?" the raven haired Hellmaster hollered
Zelas snorted. "Kids. We'll never understand them."
Phibrizo shot her a 'when I'm done with this book you're going to be so dead' look and went back to reading again.
"The movie version of the second book comes out next week." Zel mused.
Amelia cheered and bounced up and down her seat. Luna sighed. 'At least the brat's quiet now.' She thought.
------------((----------------------
"Phibby if you continue reading you'll walk into a tree." Zelas snickered. They had just finished eating and are walking beside a large road trying to see if they're lucky enough to be able to find Lei.
"Shut up! The old man is fighting a balrog! Man! He died!Damn!" Phibrizo shouted and threw the book onto the ground and stomped on it.
"My book!!" Gourry wailed. Luna whacked the Hellmaster on his head. "Treat a book with more care!"
Phibby grumbled and picked the book up.
"Don't worry. Gandalf didn't die." Zel said, rolling his eyes.
"Really? Then what happened to him?"
"That is a secret." Zelas giggled.
"Tell me!!" Phibrizo whined.
"Call me Zelas the great and mighty and I'll tell you." The Juu-ou taunted.
"Fuck."
"You'll have to read the second book to find that out." Zel explained.
"Fuck."
"Stop swearing!' Luna snapped and bonked Phibby's head.
Suddenly, a something dashed across they road and landed in Lina's arms.
"Nani!?" she shouted.
"It's a fox!" Amelia gasped.
"A fox in a big city??" Zelas snorted.
"It really is a fox!" Lina protested. "A white one too! Cool! Can I keep it? Can I? Can I??" she begged Luna.
Suddenly, the fox jumped out of Lina's arms and ran away.
"Come back!!" Lina yelled and chased after it.
"Lina!" Gourry shouted and followed her. Amelia and Zelgadis ran after them.
"Oh crap. That baka." Luna muttered.
"Let's follow them. Suggested and grabbed Phibby by his collar.
"Hey! What the hell??"
"Lina! What were you thinking? What if it was one of Shabby's traps?" Luna snapped.
"Look!" Amelia pointed. The foz had ran to a patch of snow and was now walking in it.
"What's it doing?" Zelas asked.
"I think it's writing something." Gourry said.
"Don't be a baka! Foxes can't write! Jellyfish for brains" Lina yelled and whacked Gourry on the head.
"Erm, Lina, I think he's right." Zelgadis muttered.
"Alphabets. N-O-R-S-T" Zelas spelled out.
"Norst!" Luna finished. She blinked. "isn't that."
"ARRGH!!!" Phibrizo shouted all of the sudden, his eyes wide and filled with disbelief. The other six jumped at his sudden outburst.
"What!?" Lina asked worriedly.
"Legolas is a guy!!!"
Silence.Time froze.
And when everyone got back their senses, Phibby found himself being pelted with six snowballs. Zelas grinned, pleased that hers hit him flat on the face.
"Baka!" they screamed.
"Ow." Phibby grumbled. "Wait a minute.Norst? Isn't that Dynast's priest or something?" he asked Zelas. The fox leapt out of the snow onto his head, patting it with a paw.
"Hey! Get that thing off me!!!" Phibby shouted as he tried to whack the animal with his book.
"In the name of justice I shall not allow you to abuse helpless animals!!" Amelia yelled.
"L-sama! Dynast's priest is reincarnated as a.Fox?!" Luna asked in disbelief. Zelas burst out laughing and collapsed onto the ground.
"Wait till he hears about this! How I wish I could be there to see his face!" she gasped between giggles. Even Phibby took a second from reading to snicker before returning to Middle Earth again.
"Well.What are we going to do about.this?" Zel asked, pointing to the animal which was playing in the snow.
"Do you think Vaalwin will be in a form of a lizard??" Zelas chortled but shut up immediately when Luna gives her one of her 'one-more-word-and- you'll find-yourself-orbiting-around-the-moon' Knight of Ceipheed glares.
"Call the others and tell them we've found Norst." Luna sighed. The fox yipped(how do foxes sound like??) and pranced around on the ground.
~*~
Some crap
*Lord of the Claire Bible-The Fellowship of the Claire Bible.*
At Ceiphrond Half-Elven's house.
"All right Lindo Baggins, please show us the famed Claire Bible." Cephrond said.
Lindo Baggins nodded and took out the Claire Bible. The audience tittered.
"Interesting." Cephrond mused. "But may I know who the boy beside you and those hobbits that are hiding behind the bushed are?"
"I am Gouwise Gamgee! Lindo's protector."
Two sheepish looking hobbits came out from the bush. "I am Zelry."
"And I'm Pippinlia. I the name of justice I want to protect Lindo too!" Beside her Zelry nodded.
"Very well. I guess there is no stopping you hobbits." Cephrond sighed. "What do you think about it? Lunadalf?"
Lunadalf chuckled. "I agree too."
"I an, Rugragorn shall protect them too, or my name or not Ragragorn, Heir of Isuldor, heir to the throne of Gondor!"
"Shut up! I don't care if you're the heir to the throne. You talk too much." A hairy man snorted.
"You shall not insult Rugragorn!!" an elf shouted.
"Who are you?" the hairy man asked.
"I am Lanngolas, the Prince of Mirkwood!"
"And I am Vraromir! He steward of Gondor!!"
"Well, I shall join this merry little group too! With my bow and arrow I shall protec the Claire Bible!!" Lanngolas shouted.
"Me too!" Vraromir shouted. "But I shall not deny the fact that Rugragorn is an arrogant."
"Enough of stupid talks! I don't believe that I, Milgali the dwarf cannot destroy the Claire Bible!" with that, Milgali raised his axe and swung it down on the Claire Bible. His axe broke
The audiences started tittering again.
"I admit defeat! I shall join the group too!" Milgali yelled.
"All right then. So the group shall consist of Lindo Baggins, bearer of the Claire Bible, Gouwise Gamgee, protector of Lindo Baggins, Zelry and Pippinlia the hobbits, Ragragorn, heir of Isuldor, Lanngolas Greenleaf; Prince of Mirkwood, Milgali the dwarf, Vraromir; Steward of Gondor and finally Lunadalf. I hereby call this the Fellowship of the Claire Bible!!!
In Ruby-Eye Sauron's castle:
"Heh, I shall get my hands on the Claire Bible in no time! Mazokuwraiths!"
Five mazokuwraiths appeared.
"Hey, there's supposed to be nine! Where are the other four?" Ruby-Eye Sauron's asked.
"The other four fell down a river." One mazokuwraith known as Phibby answered.
"Whatever, just kill that hobbit and get me back my Claire Bible!!"
"Hai!"
Somewhere else:
"My preciousss.My preciousssss..Wheresss are yousssss.." Xellum the creature whispered.
Somewhere in the world:
The author: (cackling madly) Mwahahahahahah
Suddenly, JRR Tolkein appeared from her computer
JRR Tolkein: Stop! Stop this nonsense at once!!!"
The author: Ack! Hai!"
~ The End~
A/N: *sweatdrop* about the lord of the Rings things.It's all crap. I'm bored and I have writer's block *wails* Sigh. I know the sequence where they appeared is all mixed up but I don't have the book with me and I'm writing that crap using what I remembered from last time. Oh well, don't sue me. It's my school vacation and I have no pocket money. Life sucks!
A/N(2): *Glomps Dynast-kun* Waaaaaaa *nose bleeds* He's so handsome!!! Oh, I figured that if everyone is reincarnated as humans, it kind of boring so I made Norst a fox *giggles* Oh, and the Dynast-Sherra thing, some may say that their relationship goes too fast but I don't think so. Hey, they've been waiting for like a lifetime to confess their love for each other. *jealous* Oh well, I'll try to destroy my writer's blocks. Suggestions for the story welcomed. If you want me to add something tell me in the reviews. Pls. review!!!!! Reviews destroys writer's blocks!!