A/N:*Sweatdrop* Gomen ne to all who are expecting a real chapter. LOL, I have author's block, so I've decided to throw this in just to humor you guys while I try to destroy my writer's block.

This song is sang to the tune of "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan

Disclaimer: The tune belongs to Disney and Slayers belongs to some guy.

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Lina: Let's get down to business to defeat Shabby!

Talking at Zel's house has become a bore!

You're the weirdest bunch I've ever met!

But you can bet we can make it through

Luna: Lina, we'll, make a knight out of you.

Lanngourt: Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within!

Shabby is a danger! We shall never win!

Zelas: (Sneers) you're a spineless, pale gutless dragon

And you haven't got a brain!

Luna (to Lina): Somehow I'll, make a knight out of you.

Lina: (speaking) yes, we know, you've already said this.

(Soon all the Mazokus, Dragons and Humans start to pack up)

Zel(Sighs): We're never gonna win Shabby

Vrabrazard: Say goodbye to those who knew me!

Xellos: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym!

Luna: (Looks at everyone) Ruby-eye's got 'em scared to death!

Sherra (Mutters): Hope he doesn't blast right through me.

Gourry (looks at Dolphin): Now I really wish that I knew how to fish.

Rezo, Eris and Kopii(Walks down the stairs): The Claire Bible

Everyone: We found the Book in the school's library

Rezo, Eris and Kopii(Slides down the banisters): The Claire Bible!

Everyone: From all the force of the great darkness

Rezo, Eris and Kopii (Holds the book up): The Claire Bible!

Everyone: With all the strength of the mighty Vorfeed!!

Uniting as one! We're traveling to our doom

Rugradia: (Holds his hands up importantly) Time is racing toward us!

'Til Shabby arrive!

Phibrizo: Heed my every order!

And you might survive!

Garv: (Yells/Speaking) we're taking orders from you!?

Sherra: We are suited for the rage of war!

We're packed up! Won't stop 'til we're through!

Filia: (speaking) you packed already!?

Amelia: Lina we'll make a knight out of you!!

Lina: (speaking) yes! We know! It's okay! It's all decided!

Rezo, Eris and Kopii: The Claire Bible!

Everyone: We must traverse over land and mountains!

Rezo, Eris and Kopii: The Claire Bible!

Everyone: With all the petrol from the rented vans

Rezo, Eris and Kopii: The Claire Bible

Everyone: With all the strength of the angry Mother

Uniting as one! We're traveling to our doom!!

Rezo, Eris and Kopii: The Claire Bible

Everyone: We must be swift as the flying dragons!!

Rezo, Eris and Kopii: The Claire Bible!

Everyone: With all the force of a great Mazokus!!

Rezo, Eris and Kopii: The Claire Bible!

Everyone: With all the strength of a raging Lina

Uniting as one! We'll travel to our doom!!

(At this point, everyone struck poses and tried to look macho and powerful)