How Dilandau Became insane part 2:The Return of Jackie
Disclaimer don't own escaflowne they won't sell it to me (
That's right folks I'm back with second part of my story if you haven't read it then you pretty much won't understand anything that's going to happen in the story so please read those and then this.unless you like not understanding things then read this now but I warned you.
Our story starts at Zaibach where Dilandau was celebrating his 15 birthday. He was opening his presents (Awwwww isn't that cute lol) When the General (everyone's favorite character lol.no.at least I hope not) came in.
"Dilandau, I have put together a very special present for you." The General said in a game show-like voice. "These are people from your past." "Oh whoopee." Dilandau said sarcastically as all his Dragonslayers snickered. "Dilandau do you recognize this voice. "The General said pointing at a black blanket hung over a clothesline-like thing. "Dilandau it's me.Folken." Said the voice obviously Folken "Folken your not suppose to tell him who you are, he's suppose to guess." The General said raising his voice. (He's scared of Folken's arm thingy) "This one's hard General but could it be Folken?" Dilandau said smiling that arrogant smile of his. "Folken came out from behind the blanket looking.how to explain this.Folken-ish. (I have a theory that when he lost his arm he also lost the ability to move his face lol (I apologize to any Folken fans.) Three people later (who were Dornkirk, Jajuka, and General Adollfez (I spelled it like it sounds) Dilandau was looking very bored but the General had one more guest. (Can you guess who it is???) "Dilandau do you know this voice?" The General asked in his game show voice. No one even looked up at the blanket. "I told you I'd be back Dilandau." Said the voice behind the blanket. Everyone looked at the blanket and then looked at the General and then at Dilandau. Dilandau's eyes were almost popping out of his head and then he gave a nervous laugh. "How'd you do that?? She can't be here.right???" Dilandau asked the General. "But I am here Dilandau but it's nice to see you remember me so just say my name so I can come out from behind the curtain." Jackie said mockingly. Dilandau laugh nervously. "That can't be Jackie..rrrighttt." Dilandau asked looking around. "Thank you now I can come out." Jackie came out from behind the black blanket. "Ahhhhhh." Dilandau screams. "Ahhhh." Jackie screamed back. "Ahhhhh." Dilandau screams. "Ahhhh." Jackie screamed back "Ahhhh." Dilandau screamed again. "Dilandau It's not funny anymore so stop." Jackie said annoyed. "You can't make me. Your still just a girl, a weak, silly, pathetic, short, little girl." Dilandau said in his normal, smug voice. "I see my last visit didn't teach you much and I am not short I'm vertically challenged." Jackie said. "Aren't short and vertically challenged the same thing?" asked Miguel "And as for making you stop.don't you remember Mr. Lipstick or The cherry pie incident?" Jackie continued, glaring at Miguel. At the mention of these "incidents" Dilandau turned on the General. "Why did you bring her back? What were you thinking?" Dilandau screamed. "You don't like my present?" The General asked. "NO I HATE IT." Dilandau screamed in the General's face. Then the General burst out into tears. He fell to the floor a cried like a baby with Dilandau still screaming about how he was stupid. "STOP SCREAMING AT HIM." Jackie screamed at Dilandau. "MAKE ME." Dilandau screamed at her. "SHUT UP." Jackie Screamed. "YOU SHUT UP." Dilandau screamed back. "THAT'S IT I'M TAKING OUT MR. LIPSTICK." Jackie screamed taking a tube of bright red lipstick out of her bag. "You wouldn't." Dilandau said backing away. "Yes I would." Jackie said starting after him?? Her?? It??? Dilandau. Dilandau started running with Jackie right behind him. "Stay away from me." Dilandau yelled over his shoulder as he ran. "But Dilandau it's your color." Jackie yelled back.
They ran all through Zaibach. Jackie didn't get Dilandau but there will be plenty of time for that in the next chapter. Please R/R it took me two days, 5 glasses of pop, three cookies, two slices of pizza and 15 packets of sugar to write this story just kidding. C-ya I'll work on chapter two real soon.
Disclaimer don't own escaflowne they won't sell it to me (
That's right folks I'm back with second part of my story if you haven't read it then you pretty much won't understand anything that's going to happen in the story so please read those and then this.unless you like not understanding things then read this now but I warned you.
Our story starts at Zaibach where Dilandau was celebrating his 15 birthday. He was opening his presents (Awwwww isn't that cute lol) When the General (everyone's favorite character lol.no.at least I hope not) came in.
"Dilandau, I have put together a very special present for you." The General said in a game show-like voice. "These are people from your past." "Oh whoopee." Dilandau said sarcastically as all his Dragonslayers snickered. "Dilandau do you recognize this voice. "The General said pointing at a black blanket hung over a clothesline-like thing. "Dilandau it's me.Folken." Said the voice obviously Folken "Folken your not suppose to tell him who you are, he's suppose to guess." The General said raising his voice. (He's scared of Folken's arm thingy) "This one's hard General but could it be Folken?" Dilandau said smiling that arrogant smile of his. "Folken came out from behind the blanket looking.how to explain this.Folken-ish. (I have a theory that when he lost his arm he also lost the ability to move his face lol (I apologize to any Folken fans.) Three people later (who were Dornkirk, Jajuka, and General Adollfez (I spelled it like it sounds) Dilandau was looking very bored but the General had one more guest. (Can you guess who it is???) "Dilandau do you know this voice?" The General asked in his game show voice. No one even looked up at the blanket. "I told you I'd be back Dilandau." Said the voice behind the blanket. Everyone looked at the blanket and then looked at the General and then at Dilandau. Dilandau's eyes were almost popping out of his head and then he gave a nervous laugh. "How'd you do that?? She can't be here.right???" Dilandau asked the General. "But I am here Dilandau but it's nice to see you remember me so just say my name so I can come out from behind the curtain." Jackie said mockingly. Dilandau laugh nervously. "That can't be Jackie..rrrighttt." Dilandau asked looking around. "Thank you now I can come out." Jackie came out from behind the black blanket. "Ahhhhhh." Dilandau screams. "Ahhhh." Jackie screamed back. "Ahhhhh." Dilandau screams. "Ahhhh." Jackie screamed back "Ahhhh." Dilandau screamed again. "Dilandau It's not funny anymore so stop." Jackie said annoyed. "You can't make me. Your still just a girl, a weak, silly, pathetic, short, little girl." Dilandau said in his normal, smug voice. "I see my last visit didn't teach you much and I am not short I'm vertically challenged." Jackie said. "Aren't short and vertically challenged the same thing?" asked Miguel "And as for making you stop.don't you remember Mr. Lipstick or The cherry pie incident?" Jackie continued, glaring at Miguel. At the mention of these "incidents" Dilandau turned on the General. "Why did you bring her back? What were you thinking?" Dilandau screamed. "You don't like my present?" The General asked. "NO I HATE IT." Dilandau screamed in the General's face. Then the General burst out into tears. He fell to the floor a cried like a baby with Dilandau still screaming about how he was stupid. "STOP SCREAMING AT HIM." Jackie screamed at Dilandau. "MAKE ME." Dilandau screamed at her. "SHUT UP." Jackie Screamed. "YOU SHUT UP." Dilandau screamed back. "THAT'S IT I'M TAKING OUT MR. LIPSTICK." Jackie screamed taking a tube of bright red lipstick out of her bag. "You wouldn't." Dilandau said backing away. "Yes I would." Jackie said starting after him?? Her?? It??? Dilandau. Dilandau started running with Jackie right behind him. "Stay away from me." Dilandau yelled over his shoulder as he ran. "But Dilandau it's your color." Jackie yelled back.
They ran all through Zaibach. Jackie didn't get Dilandau but there will be plenty of time for that in the next chapter. Please R/R it took me two days, 5 glasses of pop, three cookies, two slices of pizza and 15 packets of sugar to write this story just kidding. C-ya I'll work on chapter two real soon.