How Dilandau Became insane part 2:Return of Jackie
Chapter 2: Cherry Pie and the Bed
Dilemma
Hello Again everyone I'mmm Back! Lol I'm sorry It's taken me so long to write chapter 2.I've just been really busy but I still luv you all very much lol. Anyways I doubt anyone wants to read me going on and on and on about...well nothing at all so on with the story.
Discamer:I don't own Escaflowne YadaYadaYada.
We join our friends in the halls of Zaibach just after Jackie has stopped chasing Dilandau with Mr.Lipstick. Now she sits on the floor with Mr.Lipstick in her hands fake crying(But no one knows that so SHHHHH!)With everyone gathered around her. "YOU BROKE HIM!" Jackie sobbed."HOW COULD YOU?" "YOU WERE CHASING ME WITH THAT THING WHAT WAS I SUPOSE TO DO?" Dilandau screamed. "Well I don't know."Said Jackie looking up. "How about not breaking him huh?" "Dilandau apolgize to the young lady right now!" Said Folken. "She was chasing me with lipstick!" Dilandau screeched. "She only wanted your attention Dilandau." Folken said. "It's probably her way of flirting,no matter how strange it may be." "Wait just a gosh darn second!" Jackie said standing up still holding Mr.Lipsticks, in all his brokenness. (Gosh Darn?????) "I was not Flirting." Dilandau seeing an opertunity to annoy Jackie said. "Look Jackie it's nothing to be ashamed of, I can see why you would have these. Feelings for me but I just don't feel the same way maybe if you acted more lady-like." Dilandau and all his Dragonslayers snicker (I have a feeling their gonna do that a lot.) "LADY-LIKE" Jackie screamed. "You want lady-like I'll give you lady- like." And with that Jackie lunged at Dilandau only to be held back by folkens arm thing. "God Damn let me go." Jackie Yelled twisting and turning trying to get out of Folkens grip. "He wants a lady I'll give him a lady." Suddenly Jackie stopped moving and got an evil smile on her face. "Ok I'm better now,I promise so you can let go now Folken." Folken let go looking suspeciosly at Jackie. "don't worry I'm fine and to show that I'm as calm as a Kettle I'm gonna go make you a surprise." With that Jackie ran off snickering with everyone looing puzzling off after her.(just got the strangest image, everyone as..That's right you guessed it PUZZLES that would be the best lol) "That was strange." Dilandau said as he got this felling of impending doom. "I'm sure she won't do anything demented or insane.will she??" "We'll have to wait and see." Said Chesta trailing off like it was the end of the chapter or something. "We'll have to wait and see." Everyone looks at him confuzled. "What I thought it sounded cool." He said defensively. "I really thought it did." "Well Guess what? It wasn't." Said the General who had come out of the room he had been crying in since the last chapter. "What's happening?" Just then Jackie comes running back into the hall. "Ok everyone in the Cafeteria." Jackie said and ran back to the Café with everyone right behind her. She ran into the Kitchen and took out a big tray. "You wanted Lady- like so I baked a pie." Jackie said walking to the table and stopping right behind Dilandau. "Some Cherry Pie." And then she dumped the pie right on Dilandau's head. "HA! What do you think about that huh? THAT'S FOR MR.LIPSTICK!" yelled Jackie and in her happinest she jumped up on the next table and started doing her Victory dance while everyone started at her confused.(and if you've ever seen my victory dance you'd stare like that too) Dilandau removed a chuck of cherry from his face and then started running after Jackie. He hopped on the table after her and then chased after her when she jumped down. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Dilandau screamed. "But I thought you wanted me to be Lady-like?" Jackie said laughing. "Well I made you a pie what more do you want? A cake?" "STOP TALKING AND STOP RUNNING SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU!" Dilandau yelled running after Jackie. "Let me think about that." Jackie said. "How about NO!" "Dilandau stop chasing her and get over here." Folken said. "She obviously still has feelings for you." He said with a straight face. (His only kind of face.) "Would you cut it out with the feelings all ready Folken." Jackie said still running. " I don't like him okay, If I did, Which I DON'T, I would feed him the Cherry pie NOT DUMP IT ON HIS HEAD!" "Well okay then." Said folken sounding somewhat surprised but as always keeping a straight face. Then Folken and the General separated Dilandau and Jackie. Dilandau was in his room getting dressed because he had to take a shower to get the Cherry Pie out of his hair, when the General came in. "Dilandau about what happened today with Jackie, I'm sorry I know it's your Birthday I only wanted to give you the best present possible." "That's ok General it's not your fault it's hers, that she- demon."Dilandau said. "Well I was discussing the situation with Folken and we've come to a decision."The General said. "your at an age now where you need to learn about things other than fighting." "There are things other than fighting?" Dilandau said looking at the General. "Yes Dilandau." The General said. "Things like girls, to be a real man you must understand girls, or at least pretend you do." "So we have decided the best thing for everyone is for you and Jackie be Room mates. again." "WHAT?" Dilandau screamed. "NO CHANCE! NO WAY IN HELL AM I LIVING IN THE SAME ROOM AS THAT.THAT.HORRIBLE INCARNATION OF THE DEVIL." "Why thank you." Said Jackie walking into the room with a bag of stuff. "Nice to know you think of me so fondly Dilly, I want to let you know I feel the same way." "Well I'll let you kids get to know each other again." The general said. "I'm sure you'll get along just wonderfully from this point on." "What color is the Sky in your world?" Jackie said looking at the general. "Purple? Yellow? Green with Red bunny's?" "Actually it's Pink." The General said. "and I have to go and tend to the hippo's they get mad if I let them play with the guns too much." And with that he slipped out the door with Jackie and Dilandau staring. "We're all gonna die!" Jackie said still staring at the door. "A horrible, tragic death involving Guns, Hippos and a Pink sky." "Shut up and leave me alone." Dilandau said laying down on his bed. "I really don't want to share a room with you." "Hey I don't like it anymore than you do." Jackie said looking around then she suddenly stopped dead. "We may have a problem." "What would that be? Has your brain shrunk even smaller and slipped out of your ear and now you can't find it." Dilandau said laughing at his own joke. "No you pompous wind bag." Jackie said grabbing his arm and pulling him up to face the bed. "There's only one bed!"
What will Jackie and Dilandau do with only one bed,and if your thinking what I think your thinking you need to wash your brain you dirty dirty person lol j/k. Did the General plan this is he a dirty dirty person? Probaly not, no one that lets Hippos play with guns can be all bad. Hope you liked this Chapter it took me 4 hours to write and now I REALLY need to use the bathroom lol j/k . Please Review I need them I only have 2, I must have comments on my writing please sobs uncontrollably well I'm done with that c-ya all later.
Hello Again everyone I'mmm Back! Lol I'm sorry It's taken me so long to write chapter 2.I've just been really busy but I still luv you all very much lol. Anyways I doubt anyone wants to read me going on and on and on about...well nothing at all so on with the story.
Discamer:I don't own Escaflowne YadaYadaYada.
We join our friends in the halls of Zaibach just after Jackie has stopped chasing Dilandau with Mr.Lipstick. Now she sits on the floor with Mr.Lipstick in her hands fake crying(But no one knows that so SHHHHH!)With everyone gathered around her. "YOU BROKE HIM!" Jackie sobbed."HOW COULD YOU?" "YOU WERE CHASING ME WITH THAT THING WHAT WAS I SUPOSE TO DO?" Dilandau screamed. "Well I don't know."Said Jackie looking up. "How about not breaking him huh?" "Dilandau apolgize to the young lady right now!" Said Folken. "She was chasing me with lipstick!" Dilandau screeched. "She only wanted your attention Dilandau." Folken said. "It's probably her way of flirting,no matter how strange it may be." "Wait just a gosh darn second!" Jackie said standing up still holding Mr.Lipsticks, in all his brokenness. (Gosh Darn?????) "I was not Flirting." Dilandau seeing an opertunity to annoy Jackie said. "Look Jackie it's nothing to be ashamed of, I can see why you would have these. Feelings for me but I just don't feel the same way maybe if you acted more lady-like." Dilandau and all his Dragonslayers snicker (I have a feeling their gonna do that a lot.) "LADY-LIKE" Jackie screamed. "You want lady-like I'll give you lady- like." And with that Jackie lunged at Dilandau only to be held back by folkens arm thing. "God Damn let me go." Jackie Yelled twisting and turning trying to get out of Folkens grip. "He wants a lady I'll give him a lady." Suddenly Jackie stopped moving and got an evil smile on her face. "Ok I'm better now,I promise so you can let go now Folken." Folken let go looking suspeciosly at Jackie. "don't worry I'm fine and to show that I'm as calm as a Kettle I'm gonna go make you a surprise." With that Jackie ran off snickering with everyone looing puzzling off after her.(just got the strangest image, everyone as..That's right you guessed it PUZZLES that would be the best lol) "That was strange." Dilandau said as he got this felling of impending doom. "I'm sure she won't do anything demented or insane.will she??" "We'll have to wait and see." Said Chesta trailing off like it was the end of the chapter or something. "We'll have to wait and see." Everyone looks at him confuzled. "What I thought it sounded cool." He said defensively. "I really thought it did." "Well Guess what? It wasn't." Said the General who had come out of the room he had been crying in since the last chapter. "What's happening?" Just then Jackie comes running back into the hall. "Ok everyone in the Cafeteria." Jackie said and ran back to the Café with everyone right behind her. She ran into the Kitchen and took out a big tray. "You wanted Lady- like so I baked a pie." Jackie said walking to the table and stopping right behind Dilandau. "Some Cherry Pie." And then she dumped the pie right on Dilandau's head. "HA! What do you think about that huh? THAT'S FOR MR.LIPSTICK!" yelled Jackie and in her happinest she jumped up on the next table and started doing her Victory dance while everyone started at her confused.(and if you've ever seen my victory dance you'd stare like that too) Dilandau removed a chuck of cherry from his face and then started running after Jackie. He hopped on the table after her and then chased after her when she jumped down. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Dilandau screamed. "But I thought you wanted me to be Lady-like?" Jackie said laughing. "Well I made you a pie what more do you want? A cake?" "STOP TALKING AND STOP RUNNING SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU!" Dilandau yelled running after Jackie. "Let me think about that." Jackie said. "How about NO!" "Dilandau stop chasing her and get over here." Folken said. "She obviously still has feelings for you." He said with a straight face. (His only kind of face.) "Would you cut it out with the feelings all ready Folken." Jackie said still running. " I don't like him okay, If I did, Which I DON'T, I would feed him the Cherry pie NOT DUMP IT ON HIS HEAD!" "Well okay then." Said folken sounding somewhat surprised but as always keeping a straight face. Then Folken and the General separated Dilandau and Jackie. Dilandau was in his room getting dressed because he had to take a shower to get the Cherry Pie out of his hair, when the General came in. "Dilandau about what happened today with Jackie, I'm sorry I know it's your Birthday I only wanted to give you the best present possible." "That's ok General it's not your fault it's hers, that she- demon."Dilandau said. "Well I was discussing the situation with Folken and we've come to a decision."The General said. "your at an age now where you need to learn about things other than fighting." "There are things other than fighting?" Dilandau said looking at the General. "Yes Dilandau." The General said. "Things like girls, to be a real man you must understand girls, or at least pretend you do." "So we have decided the best thing for everyone is for you and Jackie be Room mates. again." "WHAT?" Dilandau screamed. "NO CHANCE! NO WAY IN HELL AM I LIVING IN THE SAME ROOM AS THAT.THAT.HORRIBLE INCARNATION OF THE DEVIL." "Why thank you." Said Jackie walking into the room with a bag of stuff. "Nice to know you think of me so fondly Dilly, I want to let you know I feel the same way." "Well I'll let you kids get to know each other again." The general said. "I'm sure you'll get along just wonderfully from this point on." "What color is the Sky in your world?" Jackie said looking at the general. "Purple? Yellow? Green with Red bunny's?" "Actually it's Pink." The General said. "and I have to go and tend to the hippo's they get mad if I let them play with the guns too much." And with that he slipped out the door with Jackie and Dilandau staring. "We're all gonna die!" Jackie said still staring at the door. "A horrible, tragic death involving Guns, Hippos and a Pink sky." "Shut up and leave me alone." Dilandau said laying down on his bed. "I really don't want to share a room with you." "Hey I don't like it anymore than you do." Jackie said looking around then she suddenly stopped dead. "We may have a problem." "What would that be? Has your brain shrunk even smaller and slipped out of your ear and now you can't find it." Dilandau said laughing at his own joke. "No you pompous wind bag." Jackie said grabbing his arm and pulling him up to face the bed. "There's only one bed!"
What will Jackie and Dilandau do with only one bed,and if your thinking what I think your thinking you need to wash your brain you dirty dirty person lol j/k. Did the General plan this is he a dirty dirty person? Probaly not, no one that lets Hippos play with guns can be all bad. Hope you liked this Chapter it took me 4 hours to write and now I REALLY need to use the bathroom lol j/k . Please Review I need them I only have 2, I must have comments on my writing please sobs uncontrollably well I'm done with that c-ya all later.