Chapter 3:
Disclaimer: I do not own escaflowne..yet!
Thanks everyone that read my story so far ;). Even more thanks to those who reviewed ;D. And I think there's something wrong with my writing program because my story's all seem to come out in a big block. Sorry. Anyways On with the story.
We enter our "friends" in their room where they are fighting (Of course) about the bedding situation. ( that naughty General(Who I haven't given a name to yet ???? I JUST realized that)
"Ok how about this I get the bed on even numbered days and you get it on odd days?" Jackie suggested.
"I am not sharing anything with you." Dilandau said. "Well then." Jackie said. " How about I get the bed EVERYDAY then and you sleep on the floor?" Jackie said smiling.
" How about I get the bed and you take the floor?" Dilandau said sneering. " Take the floor where?" Jackie asked with no humor in her voice.
" Your Hopeless." Dilandau said. " Did you know that?" "That's what the guidance counselor always says." Jackie said. " I wonder why?"
Then Jackie lunged for the bed and sat down. " HA! I win." Jackie said.
"NO! you don't." Dilandau said trying to push her off the bed but Jackie clung to the little headboard thing.
" You'll never take me alive." Jackie said. " I don't want you alive at all so there's not a problem."
"WELL THEN." Jackie said kicking him in the shins. " Showed your buttons!" Dilandau yelped in pain. " You little." But Jackie cut him off " Do you want me to bite myself and tell people you did it?"
"They wouldn't belive you." Dilandau said eyeing her suspiously. "Don't be stupid." Jackie said. " Yes they would."
" No they wouldn't." Dilandau said. " Why would I bite someone?"
" Because you're a egotistical, demented lunatic who has sever delusions of success." Jackie said smiling. " Well still they wouldn't believe you." Dilandau said pouting.
" Yeah you keep thinking that." Jackie said smiling sarcasticly. " maybe after awhile you'll start to believe it."
"Shut up!" Dilandau said. " Your still just an annoying little girl you were last time you were here and you are this time!" "And your just so mature." Jackie said. " I may have been only a little girl but I sent you to a padded room for three weeks."
"How did you know that." Dilandau said narrowing his eyes."
" I have my sources. " Jackie said. Dilandau slammed his fist on the nightstand. " Tell me." He said.
"Yeah you're a big man." Jackie said sarcastically. " Slamming your fist on a table is just so intimidating."
"Shut up and tell me!" Dilandau said. "Umm if I shut up how can I tell you?" Jackie said.
"Well tell me first." Dilandau said. " Then shut up." "Nope can't be done." Jackie said skipping around the room. " Talking is what I do best." " I know." Dilandau said.
" I know you know." Jackie said. " I also know that you know, I know, you know, that I know you know that I know that you know soup is good!"
"What?" Dilandau said confused. "Exactly." Jackie said.
"You stupid confusing little nothing." Dilandau said. " You are the most annoying person I've ever met." "Thank you." Jackie said smiling. "Just shut up you little wrench I'm glad I destroyed your stuff last time."
" I just remembered I must avenge Mr. Lipstick , My nail file , Nail polish and all that other stuff you tore up." Jackie said grabbing a wooden stick that was , so conveniently , laying up against the wall. "Don't you dare." Dilandau said backing up towards the door. " Would wouldn't." "YES I WOULD." Jackie yelled and chased after him with the stick. (This seems familiar lol)
Ten minutes later Dilandau lay unconscious on the floor on the hall with Jackie standing over him so no one could see his face or what she was doing. After she was done she put a tissue on his face and ran up the stairs to watch. There was a mirror beside him.
A little while later Dilandau woke up. He wondered what had happened and why his face what covered in a tissue. He removed it from his face but then a thought came to him. " Why do my pores feel so clogged."
Then he grabbed the mirror beside him and screamed. Everyone in the hall looked at him and started laughing. Dilandau's face was covered in make-up. Blue eye shadow, bright red lipstick, and blush. His hair was standing up completely straight and had little bits of blue , red and pink smushed in.
"It's a memento of the first time we ever met Dilly." Jackie called down from the top of the stairs.
"I'LL KILL YOU." Dilandau said standing up. " YOU LITTLE WITCH."
" catch me if you can." Jackie said running.
Wasn't that just a special chapter and now all you special people are gonna review aren't you. Please do I need reviews Even if you only yell at me because I made Dilandau look like an Easter egg. Hope you liked it. ( Luv yas.
Disclaimer: I do not own escaflowne..yet!
Thanks everyone that read my story so far ;). Even more thanks to those who reviewed ;D. And I think there's something wrong with my writing program because my story's all seem to come out in a big block. Sorry. Anyways On with the story.
We enter our "friends" in their room where they are fighting (Of course) about the bedding situation. ( that naughty General(Who I haven't given a name to yet ???? I JUST realized that)
"Ok how about this I get the bed on even numbered days and you get it on odd days?" Jackie suggested.
"I am not sharing anything with you." Dilandau said. "Well then." Jackie said. " How about I get the bed EVERYDAY then and you sleep on the floor?" Jackie said smiling.
" How about I get the bed and you take the floor?" Dilandau said sneering. " Take the floor where?" Jackie asked with no humor in her voice.
" Your Hopeless." Dilandau said. " Did you know that?" "That's what the guidance counselor always says." Jackie said. " I wonder why?"
Then Jackie lunged for the bed and sat down. " HA! I win." Jackie said.
"NO! you don't." Dilandau said trying to push her off the bed but Jackie clung to the little headboard thing.
" You'll never take me alive." Jackie said. " I don't want you alive at all so there's not a problem."
"WELL THEN." Jackie said kicking him in the shins. " Showed your buttons!" Dilandau yelped in pain. " You little." But Jackie cut him off " Do you want me to bite myself and tell people you did it?"
"They wouldn't belive you." Dilandau said eyeing her suspiously. "Don't be stupid." Jackie said. " Yes they would."
" No they wouldn't." Dilandau said. " Why would I bite someone?"
" Because you're a egotistical, demented lunatic who has sever delusions of success." Jackie said smiling. " Well still they wouldn't believe you." Dilandau said pouting.
" Yeah you keep thinking that." Jackie said smiling sarcasticly. " maybe after awhile you'll start to believe it."
"Shut up!" Dilandau said. " Your still just an annoying little girl you were last time you were here and you are this time!" "And your just so mature." Jackie said. " I may have been only a little girl but I sent you to a padded room for three weeks."
"How did you know that." Dilandau said narrowing his eyes."
" I have my sources. " Jackie said. Dilandau slammed his fist on the nightstand. " Tell me." He said.
"Yeah you're a big man." Jackie said sarcastically. " Slamming your fist on a table is just so intimidating."
"Shut up and tell me!" Dilandau said. "Umm if I shut up how can I tell you?" Jackie said.
"Well tell me first." Dilandau said. " Then shut up." "Nope can't be done." Jackie said skipping around the room. " Talking is what I do best." " I know." Dilandau said.
" I know you know." Jackie said. " I also know that you know, I know, you know, that I know you know that I know that you know soup is good!"
"What?" Dilandau said confused. "Exactly." Jackie said.
"You stupid confusing little nothing." Dilandau said. " You are the most annoying person I've ever met." "Thank you." Jackie said smiling. "Just shut up you little wrench I'm glad I destroyed your stuff last time."
" I just remembered I must avenge Mr. Lipstick , My nail file , Nail polish and all that other stuff you tore up." Jackie said grabbing a wooden stick that was , so conveniently , laying up against the wall. "Don't you dare." Dilandau said backing up towards the door. " Would wouldn't." "YES I WOULD." Jackie yelled and chased after him with the stick. (This seems familiar lol)
Ten minutes later Dilandau lay unconscious on the floor on the hall with Jackie standing over him so no one could see his face or what she was doing. After she was done she put a tissue on his face and ran up the stairs to watch. There was a mirror beside him.
A little while later Dilandau woke up. He wondered what had happened and why his face what covered in a tissue. He removed it from his face but then a thought came to him. " Why do my pores feel so clogged."
Then he grabbed the mirror beside him and screamed. Everyone in the hall looked at him and started laughing. Dilandau's face was covered in make-up. Blue eye shadow, bright red lipstick, and blush. His hair was standing up completely straight and had little bits of blue , red and pink smushed in.
"It's a memento of the first time we ever met Dilly." Jackie called down from the top of the stairs.
"I'LL KILL YOU." Dilandau said standing up. " YOU LITTLE WITCH."
" catch me if you can." Jackie said running.
Wasn't that just a special chapter and now all you special people are gonna review aren't you. Please do I need reviews Even if you only yell at me because I made Dilandau look like an Easter egg. Hope you liked it. ( Luv yas.