How Dilandau became inane part 2: The Return of Jackie
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne as of now. but believe me I will, I will. Lol
Ok I need you people that are reading this RIGHT NOW. to review ok. I'm going out of my mind. even more so than I already am, so please.I'll give you candy..Eskimo kisses.or a GREAT BIG KICK IN THE BUTT IF YOU DON'T REVIEW.sorry impulse anyways On with the deranged story.
We join our happy friends in their room at Zibach once again. With Dilandau sitting on the bed and Jackie sitting on a cot brought in by our nameless friend simply named the General, both of them were staring at each other.
"I hate you." Dilandau said. " Did you know that?"
"No I didn't." Jackie said sarcastically. " I'm THAT stupid that even with you repeatedly saying that you hate me it hasn't exactly sunk in yet."
Dilandau narrowed his eyes. " You little wench I should kill you in your sleep."
"Ok that's not really insulting because I don't know what a wench is." Jackie said. " And as for you killing me you wouldn't because everyone would know it was you."
"Look Little girl." Dilandau said. " I could kill you right now and no one would give a Damn."
" Dilandau, sweetie.Honey.Baby." Jackie said. " Go to H."
"Hello you two." Said the General as he walked in. " How are you people doing today?"
"Miserably." Dilandau said. " I hate her SO MUCH."
Then Jackie had an idea. A terrible, nasty, spiteful idea.A Jackie idea. While the General was lecturing Dilandau about being nice Jackie bit herself and started whimpering.
"What's wrong Jackie." The General asked. " Is something wrong?"
"Yes." Jackie said through some tears and a sob or two. " Dilandau and I had a fight and he.he."
"What is it Dear." The General said. " What did Dilandau do?"
"He bit me." Jackie said and started fake crying, and if you looked closely you could see she was faking, most people could tell but then again were talking about the General here.
"Dilandau." The General said surprised. " How could you bit this innocent young lady?"
Dilandau too shocked to speak started making funny sounds.
"Look at her Dilandau." The General said out-raged. " Look at the size of her, and look at the size of you, you may be small for a boy but she's so much smaller than you. Now apologize."
"I will not because I didn't bit her." Dilandau said regaining his voice.
"She has the mark to prove it Dilandau." The general said. " And why would a sweet girl like her lie about you biting her. So Apologize NOW!"
Dilandau mumbled some kind sorry and Jackie accepted through some sobs. " Now that wasn't so hard was it?" The general said and then he was gone.
"You little.." Dilandau was about to say but then he stopped himself. " you wanna know something your not worth the trouble."
"Of course I am." Jackie said. " Oh Dilandau's sad. HUGGLE TIME." And then Jackie ran up to him and gave him a great big hug.
"GET OFF YOU LITTLE FREAK." Dilandau screamed but Jackie held on. Then the General burst back in.
"DID I HEAR SOMEONE YELL HUGGLE TIME?" He yelled and then saw Jackie holding on to Dilandau and Dilandau struggling to get away. " YES I DID." And then he too grabbed ahold of Dilandau and hugged him.
" I..Breath..Can't." Dilandau said struggling for breath and the lack of oxygen going to his brain was impairing his ability to form sentences correctly.
"Our work here is done them." Jackie said and she and The General both let go of Dilandau and when they did he collapsed on the floor gasping for air.
"Hey I'm about to go have a tea party with Mrs. Fru Fru my purple pot- a-doted bunny friend and Phoanea the Black and white lined Hippo that plays Piano, do you wanna come?"
"Of course can Mr. Popo my giant banana that has arms, hands, legs, feet and a face come too?"
"Of course the more the merrier." The General said and they all skipped off to have an imaginary tea party with Dilandau laying unconscious on the floor.
Well that's then end of that Chapter. I had to stop this one now because it was reminding me of a REALLY bad episode of Barney *shudders * Well I hope you all liked it and Please Review.Give me a reason to write more.
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne as of now. but believe me I will, I will. Lol
Ok I need you people that are reading this RIGHT NOW. to review ok. I'm going out of my mind. even more so than I already am, so please.I'll give you candy..Eskimo kisses.or a GREAT BIG KICK IN THE BUTT IF YOU DON'T REVIEW.sorry impulse anyways On with the deranged story.
We join our happy friends in their room at Zibach once again. With Dilandau sitting on the bed and Jackie sitting on a cot brought in by our nameless friend simply named the General, both of them were staring at each other.
"I hate you." Dilandau said. " Did you know that?"
"No I didn't." Jackie said sarcastically. " I'm THAT stupid that even with you repeatedly saying that you hate me it hasn't exactly sunk in yet."
Dilandau narrowed his eyes. " You little wench I should kill you in your sleep."
"Ok that's not really insulting because I don't know what a wench is." Jackie said. " And as for you killing me you wouldn't because everyone would know it was you."
"Look Little girl." Dilandau said. " I could kill you right now and no one would give a Damn."
" Dilandau, sweetie.Honey.Baby." Jackie said. " Go to H."
"Hello you two." Said the General as he walked in. " How are you people doing today?"
"Miserably." Dilandau said. " I hate her SO MUCH."
Then Jackie had an idea. A terrible, nasty, spiteful idea.A Jackie idea. While the General was lecturing Dilandau about being nice Jackie bit herself and started whimpering.
"What's wrong Jackie." The General asked. " Is something wrong?"
"Yes." Jackie said through some tears and a sob or two. " Dilandau and I had a fight and he.he."
"What is it Dear." The General said. " What did Dilandau do?"
"He bit me." Jackie said and started fake crying, and if you looked closely you could see she was faking, most people could tell but then again were talking about the General here.
"Dilandau." The General said surprised. " How could you bit this innocent young lady?"
Dilandau too shocked to speak started making funny sounds.
"Look at her Dilandau." The General said out-raged. " Look at the size of her, and look at the size of you, you may be small for a boy but she's so much smaller than you. Now apologize."
"I will not because I didn't bit her." Dilandau said regaining his voice.
"She has the mark to prove it Dilandau." The general said. " And why would a sweet girl like her lie about you biting her. So Apologize NOW!"
Dilandau mumbled some kind sorry and Jackie accepted through some sobs. " Now that wasn't so hard was it?" The general said and then he was gone.
"You little.." Dilandau was about to say but then he stopped himself. " you wanna know something your not worth the trouble."
"Of course I am." Jackie said. " Oh Dilandau's sad. HUGGLE TIME." And then Jackie ran up to him and gave him a great big hug.
"GET OFF YOU LITTLE FREAK." Dilandau screamed but Jackie held on. Then the General burst back in.
"DID I HEAR SOMEONE YELL HUGGLE TIME?" He yelled and then saw Jackie holding on to Dilandau and Dilandau struggling to get away. " YES I DID." And then he too grabbed ahold of Dilandau and hugged him.
" I..Breath..Can't." Dilandau said struggling for breath and the lack of oxygen going to his brain was impairing his ability to form sentences correctly.
"Our work here is done them." Jackie said and she and The General both let go of Dilandau and when they did he collapsed on the floor gasping for air.
"Hey I'm about to go have a tea party with Mrs. Fru Fru my purple pot- a-doted bunny friend and Phoanea the Black and white lined Hippo that plays Piano, do you wanna come?"
"Of course can Mr. Popo my giant banana that has arms, hands, legs, feet and a face come too?"
"Of course the more the merrier." The General said and they all skipped off to have an imaginary tea party with Dilandau laying unconscious on the floor.
Well that's then end of that Chapter. I had to stop this one now because it was reminding me of a REALLY bad episode of Barney *shudders * Well I hope you all liked it and Please Review.Give me a reason to write more.