Disclaimer: I am NOT a peach! Nor did I make up Harry Potter. You can't prove anything! Muahaha!!!
Chapter one- Hit and run collisions
"James! Earth to James!" Sirius shouted in the sleeping boys ear, prodding him on the shoulder. The class tittered softly as James awoke, blinking sleepily. The Divination room came into focus before him, and a glaring teacher above him.
"I see your Inner Eye might have needed a bit of rest, Potter!" Professor Dingelany snapped at him. "10 points from Gryffindor, and detention for you!" She pointed an accusatory finger at James before marching up to the front of the class continuing on with her lecture on Mercury. James groaned inwardly. Detention? Again?. Sirius gave him a comforting pat on the back and handed him a note.
We greatly grieve at the misfortune of your predicament, though in the future we recommend that you not stay up until all hours of the night fantasizing about our friend Miss Lily Evans.
Misters' Moony, Wormtail, and Padfoot
At long last class ended, much to pleasure of all. James rushed out of the slid down the ladder, and ran down the spiraling staircase before the rest of the Marauders even noticed his absence. He had to get there before them.
He stopped, breathing heavily, before the picture of the Fat Lady, racking his brain for the password. "Delemitus Orimus" He states finally, the portrait swung open slowly, and James bounded in, colliding with a very surprised Lily Evans.
They fell to the ground, James on top of the poor girl. He could feel a blush creeping up his neck. Lily scowled up at him, wrinkling her nose in the doing.
"James Potter, you get off me this instant!" She grunted, squirming under his weight. He smiled weakly and scrambled to his feet, stammering to come up with an apology.
"I...er..."
"Shut your yap and MOVE!" She brushes past him and stomps out of the common room before he can say another word.
Three chuckling boys walk in right behind Lily; one tall with long black hair and mocking blue eyes: Sirius Black. Another, shorter with light brown hair and bewitching grey eyes: Remus Lupin. And last, the shortest and porkiest, Peter Pettigrew.
"Hey man, love hurts..." Sirius lifted a brow and clamped a hand on his shoulder, the other two chortling softly behind him.
"Oh go stuff yourselves..." But James can't help but smirk. They all laughed, and headed up to their dormitory to plan their next prank. Much to the surprise of all, as soon as they walked in the door a pail of water fell on them all. James groaned, having forgot about his plan.
"James!" All three boys glared at James and shook off their drenched clothes with grumbles and sneers.
A/N: Ok, I know it's kinda short, but hey, it's meh first fan fic! Please rate, I really need your input, thankies!