Hey there ya'll! Thanks for the reveiws! I love you guys! **squeezes little
review dolls** I really appreciate it! I'm going to take your advice,
dorepoll, and do this parody right. I shall do the entire plot! Dun dun
dun...... You guys owe me big time...
Chapter 2
Link: **sees Deku Baba who promptly try to attack him** AHH!!! GIANT PIXI STIX WITH TEETH!!! EEEEEK!!!
Navi: **smacks into Link's head** They're Deku Baba, and what's with you and food being our enemy?!
Link: **rubs spot of collision** ouch... I don't know, but how do I get the powder?
Deky Baba: **flicks straight in the air**
Navi: Take that as an invitation for your sword!
Link: **slices the Deku Baba, leaving a Deku Stick behind** But, but, but... What about the little dust?
Navi: **smacks into his head again**
Link: **kills the other Deku Baba and walks to the Great Deku Tree** Hey there, almighty wooden dude!
The Great Deku Tree: Look, little man, I want to skip the whole speech thing, 'cause the author is too lazy to play the game and find out exactly what I said. So get inside me, and kill the giant spider thing!
Link: Oh, all right... **link walks into The Great Deku Tree's huge mouth** eew...
Navi: **rams into his head again**
Link: OUCH!
Navi: **smirks, but looks a bit dizzy**
(AN: yo, dorepoll, I really don't want to go through EVERYTHING in this stupid, fic, so... plz don't flame!)
Link: **gets through to the slingshot place, and has it, and is now stuck on the ledge** Well, what now Navi?
Navi: STOP ASKING ME FOR EVERYTHING! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!!!
Link: I thought you were my fairy, but if you're not... PINK MARSHMALLOW TIME!! **grabs Navi and eats her again, and this time, Navi doesn't come back up** oops...
Navi: STUPID KID!!! BURP SO I CAN COME OUT!!!
Link: **smirks evilly** But I don't want you to come back up!
Navi: **rams into Link's stomach**
Link: OUCH!! Ok, ok... BURP!!!
Navi: **flys back up, all covered in slime** eeeew...
Link: Now that you're here, what do I do now?
Navi: sheesh, I have no idea.
Link: ok then... **pulls out headphones and a CD player, and starts singing to Good Charlotte**
Navi: What the?...
Link: **singing** Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, they're always complainin', always complainin'...
Navi: stupid kid...
Link: Money's such a problem, they got the mansions, think we should rob them...
Navi: **chucks a copy of The Script at Link**
Link: **the headphones and CD player disapear. Picks up scipt** What's this for?
Navi: FIND OUT HOW WE'RE SPOSED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Link: Oh, well, I'm supposed to chuck something at the ladder over the doorway...
Navi: Ok then, DO IT!
Link: All right, if you insist... **picks up Navi and chucks her at the ladder. The ladder knocks down**
Navi: Ouch...
Link: **get's all the way to Queen Gohma's room** Oh Navi!
Navi: WHAT NOW?!
Link: meep...... I just wanted to know what THAT WAS!!! **points to giant eye on the ceiling**
Navi: Oh dear...
Queen Gohma: **drops to the ground, and Link defeats her**
Link: **runs to floating blue light thingy and steps in** Where's the cream filling?
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Later ya'll!
Chapter 2
Link: **sees Deku Baba who promptly try to attack him** AHH!!! GIANT PIXI STIX WITH TEETH!!! EEEEEK!!!
Navi: **smacks into Link's head** They're Deku Baba, and what's with you and food being our enemy?!
Link: **rubs spot of collision** ouch... I don't know, but how do I get the powder?
Deky Baba: **flicks straight in the air**
Navi: Take that as an invitation for your sword!
Link: **slices the Deku Baba, leaving a Deku Stick behind** But, but, but... What about the little dust?
Navi: **smacks into his head again**
Link: **kills the other Deku Baba and walks to the Great Deku Tree** Hey there, almighty wooden dude!
The Great Deku Tree: Look, little man, I want to skip the whole speech thing, 'cause the author is too lazy to play the game and find out exactly what I said. So get inside me, and kill the giant spider thing!
Link: Oh, all right... **link walks into The Great Deku Tree's huge mouth** eew...
Navi: **rams into his head again**
Link: OUCH!
Navi: **smirks, but looks a bit dizzy**
(AN: yo, dorepoll, I really don't want to go through EVERYTHING in this stupid, fic, so... plz don't flame!)
Link: **gets through to the slingshot place, and has it, and is now stuck on the ledge** Well, what now Navi?
Navi: STOP ASKING ME FOR EVERYTHING! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!!!
Link: I thought you were my fairy, but if you're not... PINK MARSHMALLOW TIME!! **grabs Navi and eats her again, and this time, Navi doesn't come back up** oops...
Navi: STUPID KID!!! BURP SO I CAN COME OUT!!!
Link: **smirks evilly** But I don't want you to come back up!
Navi: **rams into Link's stomach**
Link: OUCH!! Ok, ok... BURP!!!
Navi: **flys back up, all covered in slime** eeeew...
Link: Now that you're here, what do I do now?
Navi: sheesh, I have no idea.
Link: ok then... **pulls out headphones and a CD player, and starts singing to Good Charlotte**
Navi: What the?...
Link: **singing** Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, they're always complainin', always complainin'...
Navi: stupid kid...
Link: Money's such a problem, they got the mansions, think we should rob them...
Navi: **chucks a copy of The Script at Link**
Link: **the headphones and CD player disapear. Picks up scipt** What's this for?
Navi: FIND OUT HOW WE'RE SPOSED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Link: Oh, well, I'm supposed to chuck something at the ladder over the doorway...
Navi: Ok then, DO IT!
Link: All right, if you insist... **picks up Navi and chucks her at the ladder. The ladder knocks down**
Navi: Ouch...
Link: **get's all the way to Queen Gohma's room** Oh Navi!
Navi: WHAT NOW?!
Link: meep...... I just wanted to know what THAT WAS!!! **points to giant eye on the ceiling**
Navi: Oh dear...
Queen Gohma: **drops to the ground, and Link defeats her**
Link: **runs to floating blue light thingy and steps in** Where's the cream filling?
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Later ya'll!