The Esca Boys on Earth

Part Two

The Arrival (aka Allens Numb Butt)

"OwWwWwWwWwW!" Nadeshiko yelled as the doctor poked at her swollen and twisted leg. "Stop poking at it will you!?"

"Yep, its broken." The doctor declared.

"Well give the man with the syringe a big cigar." She grouched, then did a double-take. "SYRINGE!!!???"

"You wouldn't need it if you hadn't knocked over the pole-vault! It almost killed Senpai!" Nadeshiko scrambled uselessly to get away from the doctor and his needle.

"Yeah, but thanks to that stellar dive I did he wasn't hurt, I WAS! Which makes me ask the question: What the HELL was I thinking!?" She saw a grin on the doctors lips...Nadeshiko was about to scream at the top of her lungs wheeeeeen...

"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"%#%@&%@&%$@$*#%(%%&*^_(^)*&%*^$%$^%#$%@#*^"

"OWWWWWWWWW!" Three boys dressed in very odd clothes were hurled through the ceiling of the hospital and landed on top of the doctor that was two seconds from sticking the needle into Nadeshiko's leg. The one with the blonde hair instantly stood up and yelled

"MY BUTT! I CANT FEEL MY BUTT!" Sure enough, the syringe was sticking out of his back end and it was empty. This sent everyone in the room into hysterical laughter until the one with white hair who was wearing a tiara started lighting matches and Hitomi ran over the one with the numb butt to glomp the one with black hair and everyone stopped dead when Nadeshiko started screaming at the top of her lungs because the doctor had stuck a backup needle into her leg when she wasn't looking.

"Now then if everyone will just stay quiet and be supportive I'll re-set the bone. Gather round. You may need to know how to do this one day." The doctor said with an all-too cheery smile.

"WHAT AM I? AN EXHIBIT!? WHO THE F*** ARE YOU ALL AND WHY ARE YOU--YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"And that is how you set a leg bone! Any questions? Four eager hands went up. "Hmmm, how about you with the black hair?"

"Can I try?"

"WHAT THE!? NO YOU CAN'T TRY YOU LITTLE...!" Nadeshiko screamed.

"VAN-CHAN!!!" Hitomi cried and glomped the boy again. *Insert humungo Nadeshiko and Dilandau sweatdrops*

"MY BUTT, MY BEAUTIFUL BEHIND! WHAT SHALL I DO NOW? WAAAAAAAA!!!"

"VANNNNNNNN!"

"MOOOEEERRROOOO!"

"Um...why does the doctor have matches in the first place?"