The chibi adventures of K-chan and V-chan!



-It is YET another day in the life of K-chan and V-chan. Among them is your own lovable author Rc.-

-They all sitting next to each other on the couch. Surrounding the couch is dirty clothes, empty food cartons, potato chips bags, and anything else you can think of that fits this scene. -

Rc: -looks at the T.V.- Where's the channel clicker?

K-chan: -Grunt-

V-chan: Over there. -Points-

-The channel-clicker is standing on it's own and is pointing a used toothpick at Rc-

Channel-clicker: LISTEN HUMAN! I AM THE EVIL REMOTE-CHANNEL-CLICKER THING! YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE MIGHTY TOOTHPICK! FOR IT RULES ALL!

Rc: -half dead- What? -Accidentally smacks the evil remote-channel-clicker with her foot and sends it flying across the room. It smashes into the wall and breaks. -

Evil remote-channel-clicker: x.x

-K-chan, V-chan and Rc stare at the dead channel-clicker. -

K-chan: You killed the channel-clicker.-looks at TV-.and Michael Jackson is performing live.O.O

V-chan + Rc: NO FRICKEN WAY?! -Hides. -

-The door burst open to reveal Legato chewing on a half-eaten hot-dog. -

Legato: NO EVIL REMOTE-CHANNEL-CLICKER! -He runs to the channel-clicker. - STAY ALIVE BILLY!

Evil remote-channel-clicker: Papa is that you? Papa it's dark. Why papa why? -It finally dies. -

Legato: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -Sadly picks up the channel-clicker and goes to bury him.it..whatever.6 inches under. - ((Rc: Ya'll get that? -laughs. - No? fine..))

-Legato disappears out the door. -

V-chan: -crying- awe!

Rc + K-chan: O.o -twitch- What?

Rc: That was rather.interesting.

-Michael sings. -

Rc + K-chan +V-chan: O.O OH MY DOUNT GOD! CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

K-chan: WITH WHAT??

Rc: MOTHER OF GOD!

V-chan: -pushes the button on the TV to change the channel. - THAT WAS CLOSE! ^^6

Rc: O.O it haunts me..

-They look at the TV and see Wolfwood proclaim his ever dying love to Rc. -

K-chan +V-chan: O.O WHOA! When that happen.?

Rc: -twitch- I was playing chess with him and I got mad and hit him. It's a mental thingy.

Wolfwood: -almost in tears- RC MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!

Rc: -growls- I'll be RIGHT back.-she disappears and reappears. -

K-chan: What did you do? O.o

Rc: -throws Wolfwood across the room and he hits his head. -

V-chan + K-chan: O.O

Wolfwood: -rubs head- OWIE! That hurt.-sniffle and points at Rc- YOU'RE A MEANIE!!!!!!!!

V-chan + K-chan: O.O

Rc: O.O HELL NO.-sigh- well it's better than before.

V-chan: -is holding a crying Wolfwood- Awe Rc he's crying.

Rc: -twitch- Do I look like I care?

K-chan: But Rc.look.-points-

-Rc looks down and there's a crying Wolfwood at her feet-

Rc: O.O

Wolfwood: I know you didn't mean that.I still love you.-latches onto her leg. -

Rc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -Shakes leg rapidly. - GET IT OFF ME!

-Midvalley walks through the door. -

Midvalley: Hey! O.O what is HE doing?

Rc: -has a crowbar and is about to hit Wolfwood-

-V-chan and K-chan have resumed their places on the couch. -

Rc: Wolfwood's lost it! -Whacks Wolfwood with the crowbar. -

Wolfwood: I love -whack- you Rc please -whack- marry me -whack-

Rc: MY GOD WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

Wolfwood: T.T would you like that my love?

Rc: -twitch- yes very

V-chan: -is lying over the back of the couch- whatcha goin' to do Nicky?

K-chan: -Is laying over the couch- Yeah

Wolfwood: I WILL DISAPPEAR FOR THAT IS WHAT MY LOVE HAS REQUESTED!!

Rc: ~.^ Took you long enough!

Midvalley: -backing out the door- Um yeah have fun guys!

Wolfwood: -leaving- Bye-bye Rc

Rc: ~.^

-3 hours later-

-Sitting on the couch-

V-chan: HEY! ZOIDS IS ON! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -Looking at T.V guide-

K-chan: LET'S WATCH POKEMON! -Is reading over V-chan's shoulders-

Rc: -in the middle- SHUT UP! I'M WATCHING THE BIOGRAPHY OF SPUNKY THE POT SMOKING MONKEY!

V-chan + K-chan: O.O who?

End.or is it? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHA~



Rc: aye! Spunky the pot smoking monkey is tabby-cats idea! I love spunky! Sorry any Wolfwood fans. DON'T HIT ME!!!!!!!!!!

Ok sorry there hasn't been an update. I found out recently that I Rc are critically insane. Yes it's true. ((Pass it around)) ~.^