The Esca Boys on Earth
Part Five
The Deja Vu (aka Dilly's er...problem...)
"Now what have we learned girls?" Van sneered as three VERY battered girls sat on the couch and stared at their feet. All three were sporting head to toe mummy bandages and all three had evil, if-you-say-one-more-word-Ill-kill-you looks.
"I cant believe you're a girl Dilly-pickles. Now I'm gonna need to find someone else to gush over!" Nadeshiko pointed out. Her comment was met with a deathglare and a large mallet being brought down on her head. "OWwWwWwWwWw! Dilly-pickles! That was mean!"
"My name is Celena! And I don't give a flying f*** about being mean!"
"OoOoOoOoOo! Dilly-pickles said a naughty word!" Nadeshiko grinned like an idiot beneath her layers of bandage. "TIME FOR SOAP!" Hitomi snickered and snorted on the other end of the couch.
"You're REALLY in for it Celena!"
KICK
"OWwWwWwWwWw!"
"Bad, bad potty mouth needs a cleaning!" Nadeshiko dragged the kicking and squirming Celena across the living room and into the bathroom.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Dilandau burst out of the bathroom screaming. His mouth was foaming from the soap bar wedged in there.
"YIKES! Dilandau has rabies! Are you ok Nadeshiko?" Hitomi asked, dodging the insane Dilandau who was now racing around the kitchen, knocking over various pots and pans and making an all around raucous.
"YEP! I got my rabies vaccination!" She pulled out a rabies tag that was hanging off her necklace. "SEE?"
"Goodies! Now, lets subdue him!" Van pulled a syringe loaded with Novocain out of the back pocket of his pants.
"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NEEDLEEEEE!!!" Nadeshiko yelled and hid behind a reclining chair.
"Uhhh, Van? Where'd you get that?" Hitomi questioned. Van sped off after the rabid Dilandau and in his hurry tripped over an ottoman. The syringe flew up into the air...and came down...
"YOWCH! NO! NOT AGAIN! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BUTT!" Allen had been searching for a coin under the sofa and the syringe had imbedded itself in his rear end once again...