The Esca Boys on Earth

Part Six

The Friends (AKA- those poor Dragon Slayers!)

A/N-Very short chapter...note that I did write this about...a year ago though...*needs to read through it* I'll get cracking on it very soon though!

"MY SYRINGE!" Van cried as he looked helplessly at the empty syringe sticking out of Allen's butt. "It was the only one I had..." Nadeshiko peered out from behind the sofa.

"Is it gone!?" She questioned. "Is it? Is it? isitisitisit?" Hitomi hit her on the head with a mallet. "OwWw...no fair!"

"What are we gonna' do about Dilandau? He's nuts!"

"We could knock 'im out..."

"We could wash his mouth out with soap again...maybe he'll turn back to a gurl then..."

"We could take him to magical pond that'll turn him into a girl when he gets splashed with hot water and a boy when splashed with cold water..." everyone groaned and gave Van disturbed looks. "It was just a suggestion.

"Keep those cheesy suggestions to yourself Van." Nadeshiko muttered.

"DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM!!!" Hitomi yelled, kicking Nadeshiko's cast.

"YOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!" Nadeshiko stole Dilandau's flamethrower and aimed it at Hitomi. Dilandau ran around in circles, knocking things over, foaming at the mouth, and ,making weird noises.

Suddenly three more boys dressed in weird clothes and a cat-girl crashed through the ceiling and fell on top of Allen and Van.

"YAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!" Dilandau stopped running around in circles and suddenly ran at the three boys, eyes shining, mouth foaming...he was so happy to see them...

"YAHHH! Master Dilandau's got RABIES!!!" Shesta cried.

"Didn't we get vaccinated for that?" Viole thought out loud.

"...Erm...I don't think we did Viole..." Dallet answered, looking extreemly alarmed.

"YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" They all yelled and ran in the opposite direction.

"Mmmmfffffffff! Mmmgph! Mffgah ffffffff!!!!" Dilandau called after them.

"VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Squeeled the cat-girl, Merle, latching onto the black-haired boy with a deathgrip. His face slowly turned from healthy peach to blue...

"My butt...*sniff* my wonderful, beautiful, tight butt..." Allen sobbed, hugging a scared-looking Hitomi.