A/N: For those of you who choose to ignore that this is a parody, please stop. Because it is. Once again, that dashed line.

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A/N: OK WELL I COULDN'T WAIT 2 RITE MORE!!!!!1 so I am! I hope you guyz like it! NEWAYS so I was listening to my avril cd and I got this idea and I cant wait to use it!! My friend was over the other night and she said that she lvoed all my stories and that I rite really good and I hope that you all think that 2!!! Ne ways so ya I got this idea from avril! Shez so creative with her music writing! Go av!!!

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Hermione ran down the halls! There seemed to be a million of them, she had nowhere to go. Then she found a big giant door and walked through it. There were four long tables with tons of people sitting in them! She scanned the room for the blonde kid, and she found him!

"HEY YOU!" she shouted.

"What?" he snapped.

"I wanna talk to you!" she screamed.

"About what?" he asked.

"About everything!!!" she yelled.

Then he ran up to her. "Hey, I heard you need lessons to get your memory back. I talked to Snape and he said I could give them to you." So she followed him to a dark classroom. She kissed his cheek and chills ran allover her body. She was so in love with this mystery man.

Weeks turned into months and she still hadn't gained her memory. Soon the boy who she found out his name was Draco and her were deeply in love. But Hermione was so upset about not having her memory. It was then that Draco found out her secret. He was holding her hands and then moved them up to her wrists. She winced because it hurt.

He asked her what was wrong and she said nothing and kissed him really hard with a lot of tounge. But he wasn't fooled. He looked at her wrists.

SHE HAD BEEN CUTTING HER WRISTS!!!!!!

"WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT!?!" he asked, very worried about her. "I.. I cant tell you."

"you can tell me anything. I thought you loved me."

"I do.. but I cant" his puppy dog eyes persuaded her though.

"Im so depressed, Draco! I don't have my memory! That's why!"

"well can I tell you a secret since you told me yours?" he asked kindly.

She nodded. He sat down on the cold stone floor and she did the same.

"I bet you didn't know that my parents gave me up for adoption." She didn't, but she didn't say anything, and let him continue. "well they did. And then they regretted it. And when I was 8 or 9 years old, they went to look for me at the orphanage. The thing was, I had escaped the orphanage when I was 3. no one knew what had happened to me. But my parents didn't stop looking. Soon they found me in a forest. I was being raised by wolves since I was 3. and they took me away with them. They used a memory charm on me, and I don't remember my childhood anymore. All I remember is from the time that I was 10 and on."

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A/N: OMG!!! DID YOU LIKE DRACOS BIG SECRET!?!?!?! Raised by wolves!!! AND Hermione cuts!!!!!! There are many more surprised to come!!!!!! KEEP READING!