Chapter 3
In the Cap Slider everyone was discussing their "plan" to stop the Devil ham (how did he come back?) and save Sandy.
"Alright anyone got a plan?" Hamtaro asked.
"How about we just storm in?" Boss asked. Maxwell shook his head.
"But we don't even know where they're hiding Sandy." Maxwell was right. No one knew where the "battle" was taking place.
"I hope Keno found a place for the phase 2 to start." Bijou whispered into Hamtaro's ear.
"Don't worry. He knows what he is doing." Hamtaro speaks up in his regular tone. "But I do know this: the devil ham already knows where we are and he is trying to confront us by sea." Everyone started to worry.
"Don't worry. We can't defeat him using this." Hamtaro pulls out a black rectangular shaped thing. He opened it to find a keyboard, a couple of pegs, small little ships, and a view screen. The view screen finally came on and it showed Joe, Shade, and the Devil ham ready for anything that Hamtaro was going to throw at them. However the devil ham looked a bit different.
"Say good bye to your ship ham hams!" Joe exclaimed.
"Oh yeah!" Hamtaro typed in a letter and a number. "C4"
miss
"Don't worry about it Hamtaro." Bijou reassured her boy ham.
"Is that the best you can do! Watch this!" Joe typed in the letter and number. "D3"
miss
"You really suck at this baka deshi." Shade said.
"SHUT UP!" It was now Hamtaro's turn again. Maxwell stopped him from typing anything.
"What is it Maxwell?" Stan asked.
"I know a little cheat for this." Maxwell began typing in a weird code. "BF23. DF32."
homing missiles have been activated
"WHAT! YOU CAN'T USE HOMING MISSILES!" Joe yelled at Maxwell.
"I told you. It's a little cheat I learned." Maxwell pushes the fire button.
battle ship sunk
"YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!" All the ham hams rejoiced. Suddenly their was an evil laugh coming from the devil ham. The ham hams turned toward the screen.
"Fools. You may have won this one but the battle is not over. Meet us back at the tower in ham ham land if you ever want to see your girl ham again. Hahahahaha." The connection ended. Everyone was frightened that the devil ham has returned. All except Maxwell who noticed something.
"Didn't the devil ham's voice sound a little different?" Everyone began to worry that Maxwell might find out what they have been planning. That's when Dexter came up with an idea.
"Um. Even evil villains get colds." Everyone nodded. Luckily Maxwell believed them. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
As soon as they got on shore the ninja ham started attacking…by moving up and down in their holes? Hey that's not right! This sounds like a whack-a-ham game.
"Alright! Let's attack while their guards are down." Hamtaro said as he, Stan, and Cappy grabbed a large mallet and bashed and whacked the ninja hams. Out of the ground came tickets after they defeated each ninja ham? They gave the tickets to their girl hams knowing they'd use them to get stuff at the nearby carnival when this was all over. The rest of the ham hams cleared the way for Hamtaro, Boss, Maxwell, and Kenshin. Each of the ham hams defeated the ninja hams with several games from rock, paper, scissors to Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Inside the tower Hamtaro, Boss, Maxwell, and Kenshin met their first opponent: Chaos.
"I see you're still alive Chaos." Boss said
"Yeah. And I'm ready to exact my…uh…revenge" "Chaos" told them. "Um hold on for a few seconds." "Chaos" walked away.
"What's wrong with him?" Maxwell asked. Everyone shrugged.
Somewhere else in the room "Chaos" was looking for someone. That's when he saw…
"What is it now Hiroshi?" Honeybun asked.
"I know I wanted to help but acting like Chaos is not what I had in mind." Hiroshi complained. "Did I need to have to this blue goo all over?"
"If you want to be Chaos you have to look like it. Now get back there. Everyone is waiting." Chaos/Hiroshi was about complain but then he stopped. He walked back to where Boss was standing and held out a cup and some dice.
"This might be to dangerous Boss." Hamtaro told him.
"Don't worry I'll be fine." Boss walked up to Chaos/Hiroshi.
"This is cho and han. You have to guess what kind of number it is. If its right you win. If its wrong I win. You got it?"
"Yeah but which one means which?" Chaos/Hiroshi fell to the floor anime style.
"Cho means evens. Han means odds." Chaos/Hiroshi shook the dice in the cup and placed the cup on the ground.
"Han!" Boss exclaimed. Chaos smiled. He pulled up the cup and the dice landed on…
"FIVE AND SIX!" Chaos/Hiroshi couldn't believe he lost.
"Looks like I won. C'mon lets fight our nest opponent." Everyone went up. As everyone left Honeybun walked up to her brother.
"Can you get this stuff off me!" Honeybun sighed.
Everyone reached the next opponent: Shade.
"Welcome brother." Shade said.
"Everyone let me fight this one. This could get dangerous." Kenshin walked up to his brother. Shade then took out a weird stick. It had a large button in the middle, a tab in one of the ends, and a twisty thing on the other end.
"Let the battle begin." Shade pressed the button and some music began to play. A voice then appeared and Shade did whatever it said.
Bop it
Twist it
Pull it
Have it Shade hands it to Kenshin. He does the same. It keeps going until Shade messes up.
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Damn it! I lost." Shade exclaimed. Kenshin breathed a sigh of relief.
"Well we'd better get to the top."
In the next room was the next and final opponent before the devil ham: Joe. In the room was a large arena with several projectors.
"Wow. That's one large hologram projector. I wonder what its used for?" Maxwell asked.
"Well Hamtaro it has finally come down to this. Are you going to fight or are you going to not risk losing to me and give up?" Joe asked. Suddenly Hamtaro's sword began to glow. Everything became dark and a column of energy bursts out of the ground. When all of this is done Hamtaro reappears with glowing ice blue fur, his super form.
"Joe I accept your challenge." Hamtaro said in a low voice. Everyone looked puzzled at him.
"What's with your voice Hamtaro?" Maxwell asked.
"Uh…nothing." Hamtaro stepped on a platform and was raised to the level of the arena. Joe did the same. As they faced each other they took out a deck of familiar looking cards.
"Duel!" 2000 life points appeared on the score board. Everyone fell anime style.
"ARE YOU KIDDING HAMTARO! THIS IS GONNA TAKE HOURS!" Boss yelled at Hamtaro.
"Don't worry. We'll rescue Sandy before you know it."
2 hours later…
"Black Luster Soldier obliterate the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! Use hyper saber slash!" Hamtaro said as the powered up Black Luster Soldier defeated the weakened Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon (I'm not going to explain the entire duel.). This brought the Joe's life points down to zero.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST!" Hamtaro jumped off the platform and ran toward his friends.
"I defeated Joe! Now we can…heke?" During the long duel Boss, Maxwell, and Kenshin fell asleep on the floor after getting tired of waiting. A large sweat drop appeared on Hamtaro's forehead. Joe grabbed a megaphone and shouted:
"WAKE UP!" Everyone woke up rather quickly.
"Where's the fire!" Boss asked hastily.
"Sorry guys. I already won. Let's go save Sandy."
"Right!" However as soon as they started up the stairs Hamtaro, Boss, and Kenshin fell through a hole leaving Maxwell. He was now the only one left. Maxwell clenched his fist.
"Don't worry Sandy! I'll defeat the devil ham and save Sandy and the rest of you." Maxwell hurried upstairs.
At the top Maxwell saw the devil ham who was covered by darkness.
"Alright devil ham! Where's Sandy!" Maxwell asked. Devil ham looked rather disappointed. Damn! Sandy's not here yet! I'd better distract him.
"There's something I must tell you Maxwell." the devil ham said.
"What is it?" The "devil ham" took a deep breath.
"I am your father." Silence swept the entire room. Maxwell broke the silence.
"No your not." Maxwell answered.
"Yes I am."
"Prove it." A large sweat drop appeared on the devil ham's head. This is going to be much harder than I thought.
In the cell Sandy was in Sandy sat in the corner. She knew something bad was going to happen to Maxwell. She tried everything from picking the lock to picking up a block and throwing it. She has picked many locks before but this was the hardest. She tried one more approach but then stopped.
"Oh please. After trying to bust it down with everything there is no way this cell is going to open just by simply pushing…" And just as luck would have it the cell opened as she pushed. She wondered why she didn't do this in the first place. It didn't really matter. She left the cell and trying to find Maxwell. Unbeknownst to her…
"Good thing I unlocked the cell. We've been waiting for her for an hour." Stan said as he walked away.
Back at the room where the devil ham is…
"Uh, you read a lot of books."
"Everyone knows that!" Maxwell said. The "devil ham" was still trying to prove that he was Maxwell's father.
"Look! Just tell me where…" Suddenly…
"MAXWELL!" Maxwell turned around and sure enough saw…
"SANDY!" They hugged each other. Tears formed in Sandy's eyes.
"I thought I would never see you again." Sandy cried.
"I've missed you so much Sandy." Maxwell cried. "I'm sorry I didn't pay any attention to you, especially so close to our anniversary!"
"I'm sorry I overreacted." They kissed each other forgetting that the devil ham was still there.
"How touching. You finally found each other." Maxwell stepped forward ready to fight. "Before we fight there is one thing I want to tell you."
"And what is that?" Suddenly the lights turned on and a party ball exploded.
"SURPRISE!" Everyone was there. Sandy and Maxwell fainted. When they finally got up they realized that this was all a set up. That Keno was actually dressed up as the devil ham and Hiroshi was dressed up like Chaos.
"You mean you like did all this for us?" Everyone nodded.
"We couldn't let you just stay like this." Bijou told the couple.
"So we decided to plan out this surprise." Hamtaro told them.
"Thanks guys." Sandy turned to Maxwell and held out a gift. "Here. This is for you Maxy." Maxwell blushed as he took the present. He then took out a gift.
"Here Sandy." Sandy took it. When they opened their presents they couldn't be more happier. Sandy got another ribbon but the want was made out of a blue crystal. Maxwell's present was a new green book. They thanked each other and kissed. They then celebrated their anniversary. However what they didn't know was that someone was watching.
"Those will be needing their presents soon." As a familiar hamster with angel wings and a halo suddenly vanish.
THE END.