Disc: I don't own Cowboy Bebop nor Harrison Bergeron
As Beautiful As You Want
By Fantasy Cat
Chapter Two
"Hey Jet, what's the big deal? We've been stuck on this Gate Stop for over an hour!" Spike said as he just came out of the shower.
"I've been talking to the toll guard and he says that there's some restrictions they're putting on us. I told them we're after Harrison Bergeron's bounty, but they still won't let us on Earth unless..."
"Unless what?"
"We have to have handicaps."
"What type of handicaps?" asked Faye.
"The type that every single person on Earth has."
"Oh no, you don't mean THOSE handicaps!!" Faye was now in total disgust.
"I'm afraid so. But it would a good way to blend in and not blow our cover. We have to go down to the check-in and get tested for our handicaps."
The Bebop finally got to Earth. They had to fly their ship in a secret building for new arrivals on Earth. Spike, Jet, Faye, Ed, and Ein were each taken to an examining room to be measured for their handicaps.
"Oh my goodness! This will not do!" All eyes turned to Ed who was being examined. "This child is so scrawny, she's going to need at least a ton of handicap weights!" The examiner grabbed Ed and took her to a separate room.
"And this young man," another examiner walked over to Spike. "His hair is a nuisance, it's need to be shaved off."
"SHAVED!!" Spike began to freak. "WHOA LADY! This is my hair and nobody touches it except for me, you hear? NO, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!!!!!!" Spike was being dragged away by a couple of examiners into a separate room.
"Bye-bye Spike!" Faye waved to him. "It's about time something got done with that Lunkhead."
"I'm sorry miss, but you're going to have to get out of those clothes, and you are not allowed to wear make-up on Earth," said one examiner.
"What?" said Faye with an angry look.
A couple of hours later, everyone got their handicaps on, except to Faye, who had to take quite a while because of how pretty she was. When she finally came out in her enormous, not to mention, heavy handicaps, Spike and Jet began to crack up out loud.
"Wow, Faye. You're sure to win the ugly for sure!" Spike said as he was laughing.
"Have you seen yourself in the mirror yet...Spike." Faye said with an evil smirk on her face. Curious, Spike dragged his handicaps over the floor to find a mirror. He finally found a restroom.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Spike's scream was heard all over the building. All of his hair was cut off except for one or two inches.
As they left the building, everyone including Ein, were moaning. They could not believe how ugly they had to be in order to catch a bounty. Everyone struggled to walk with their handicaps on.
"Ed can't move," Ed was whining. Next to Faye, she would have the worst trouble with her handicaps because of how heavy they were. Jet had to walk over to Ed and pushed her along the way.
"And remember guys, none of us are supposed to have talent skills either. So nobody try to defend yourselves unless you got the bounty."
"I hear ya, Jet," said Spike. As soon as I cash in my share of the bounty, I'm gonna use it to restore my hair".
"I'm never returning to Earth, ever!" Faye said as she struggled with her own handicaps.
"It's only for a while, Faye. Think of it as a vacation from your usual sl—OW!" Faye had just punched Spike for the remark he was about to make. "Ha," said Faye. "Let's just get this kid, and go home."
I can't believe, I decided to add a new chapter the same day. I need a brake folks! R and R!