Disc: Enough of this, already!

As Beautiful As You Want To

By Fantasy Cat

Chapter Three: Who got whom?

Where was he headed next?

That was the question that boggled the mind of every one who began to fear him. Our bounty hunters weren't afraid of some kid who was only about Ed's age, but they had no clues or evidence that would lead them to find Harrison or his whereabouts.

They decided to make a trip to his parents' home. Harrison's father, George answered the door and seemed dumbfounded at the foursome and the dog that stood on his doorstep.

Jet was the first to speak. "Look, Mr. Begeron. We were wondering if you had any idea where Harrison may have run off too, and is that a radio in your ear?"

"Huh, uh yeah. There's a thing."

"Okay…now about Harrison?" asked Spike.

A sudden ringing came out of George's ears. He was thinking, which caused the handicap to go off. It was so loud, that even Spike, Jet, Faye, Ed, and Ein could hear it and it even made Spike's ear began to hurt, seeing that he was in George's face and all.

"Oh George, your handicap! Here, let me talk to them, you go and lie them." The woman who suddenly appeared to take George back into the house was Hazel. "You'll have to excuse him," she said to our bounty hunters. "One of his handicaps, forbids him from thinking or speaking intellectually."

"Well, hopefully you can talk to us. Where trying to look for your son."

"What son?"

"Your son. The one who went crazy and tried to take over earth."

"Crazy stuff happens."

"So, you don't know where he might be?"

"I don't know, if I don't know where he is."

"What do you mean…never mind. Will just go."

"Okay," was all Hazel said before she closed the door on them, forgetting that they were ever there.

"That was a complete waste of time!" Faye began to complain. "We have no idea where our bounty is, and I look like a car with all of this metal!

A sudden ringing came out of Jet's ears.

"What was that for Jet?" asked Spike.

"I had an idea on how to track him down…OW. The ringing it hurts!"

"Jet-person type plan on Tomato-OWIE! Ed's ear hurting!" Ed kept her ears covered while Jet typed in crimes committed against Handicap General law. He found that a dozen people were arrested an hour ago for having their handicaps stripped off.

"Harrison…must…have…done...it," said Spike as he tried to control the ringing in his ear.

"A lot of these recent arrests seem to be at TV stations-OW. He's probably…trying to get…OW…media attention…OW!"

There were only two TV stations left in the county that Harrison may not have struck yet. So the crew decided to split up to see if they could find him. Spike and Faye went to a TV station out west, while Jet, Ed, and Ein went to a TV station near the coast.

On the coast, a live program was being aired on cooking. The funny thing about it was, the chef was mumbling to himself and never bothered to look up at the camera that was rolling. He was making a mess here and there on the stage.

Jet, surveyed the stage area while Ed and Ein were backstage. He was able to make himself unnoticed by anyone.

Suddenly, loud crashing noises where being heard backstage. "Damn it, Ed," Jet mumbled to himself and rush backstage. He didn't see Ed, but he did find the one kid he had been looking for. Harrison was breaking into dressing rooms and throwing torn-up handicaps of people around. Some of the people who were backstage coward to the ground in fear.

Jet pulled out his gun to aim at Harrison. "Listen, son. Why don't you just stop what you're doing and come with me."

"How dare you! I am the Emperor! I have a task to fulfill, and no one can stop me!" Harrison was screaming at the top of his lungs. He was truly being insane. He was about to continue his reign of terror in the TV, and Jet was about to fire his gun, when suddenly, something with a lot of red hair fell from the sky and on top of Harrison.

"Ed got bounty! Ed got bounty!" Ed started to grab a hold of Harrison's hair as if she was trying to wrestle with him.

"LET GO OF ME, KID!" Harrison cried out. He could barely see with Ed on top of him, and he began to run around. Jet watch in strange amusement, and Ein tried to grab Harrison's leg. Harrison kicked Ein out of way, and was able to see again. But Ed was still on top of him. It didn't matter now; he needed to get out of there.

Harrison stumbled out through a backstage exit and rush into a parking lot that was empty except for one truck. Using his forbidden intellect, he managed to break into the car and start the engine.

But Ed was still on top of him singing, "I got you! I got you! I got you!"

"WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?!" Harrison screamed. He finally grabbed Ed and threw her into the seat next to him. Harrison stepped on the gas, afraid that the HG and her cronies were on their way to the studio.

As the truck began to speed off, Ein started chasing after it, followed by Jet. After several blocks, Ein couldn't take anymore running and began to whine. Jet who was a few feet behind Ein got on his communicator.

"Hey Spike," panted Jet, being as tired as he was. "We got a little problem."

"The handicap's turning you into a dog isn't it? You're panting!" Spike said half-chuckling half-scared. 'What if they turn us all into dogs?' he wondered.

"No! I think Ed's been kidnapped."

"What?!" said Spike and Faye on the other side of the communicator simultaneously.

What will happen to poor Ed, or should I say poor Harrison? Find out in our next chapter coming soon subtitled: Ed the Empress?!