Monday: Today is absolutely the happiest day of my life! Detention! Woohoo! Broke Snapes nose! Woohoo! It was his fault! He shouldn't have bumped into me! He called me something like 'mudblood' Whatever that is. Gah, he's a crackhead.They threatened to put me in anger management classes. curses. That's not cool. ~Violet~

Tuesday: Met Ryan, the Ravenclaw. Dumped him after an hour. Met a hottt Hufflepuff, are names really important? Didn't think so. Served detention today. Not really that bad. I figure If I can get at least three a week every year, I'll have that record beat! ~Violet~

Wednesday: I got tired of waiting for someone to give Pettigrew a swirly, so I did it myself. From now on, he shall be known as Ratface. The Kid's pathetic! He's two inches taller than me, and I could still hold his head in the toilet and flush! Another detention, hallelujah! ~Violet~

Thursday: Bugger! I got in trouble, but no detention. What is wrong with that charms professor??? I threw potatoes at Hurricane Head, but accidentally hit a Ravenclaw.0.o Poor Snapie.still in the hospital wing. I should send him flowers.Nah. ~Violet~

Friday: Hilarious! I got bored waiting and asked Lauren to help me with a prank. It was so cool! Now, the guys have pink boxers hanging from the ceiling, with their names embroidered all over them. Lauren had a stroke of brilliance at the last minute, and we put a Black thong and wrote "Property of James Potter" on it. HAHAHA! I can't wait till breakfast.anyways, I've decided something very important, Ratface is a twit. I'm sure I already knew that, but I just decided it! Below is an enclosed list of names to call him:

Prat, Jerk, dweeb, loser, prick, idiot, twerp.to be continued