Chapter 2: Ariel meets Leggy!! (ohh, lucky girl!! I wish it were meee!)
So Ariel takes the magic locket and she pops into Middle Earth. She lands gracefully in Leggy's lap, and he's like all surprised and stuff. And Ariel jumps up and sez: "Don't touch me, I am not your wife yet!! ( She read his mind, that's how she knew it was Leggy she was supossed to marry).
Leggy looked reel sad. "But you are soo soo pretty and graceful and kind. I would love to have you for a wife. We could have a big big wedding, and you could wear a beautiful wedding dress, like the dress in the Little Mermaid. And Elrind would marry us!!"
That's when Elrind stood up. (Remember him, he's the kind of meenie who tells Liv Tyler she shouldn't marry Argon!!! How meaann! I'd CRY if he were my dad! LOL!) Elrind stands up and sez: "Okay, no I will not marry you two at all! She is not an elvish! She is half-mermaid, I can tell just by looking at her!! And she is more beautiful than my daughter, princess Amadalia (ok, I just can't remember Liv's character's name, could someone e-mail me and tell me, plleaze?? So I'll call her Amadalia for now.) I cannot have her stay here if she is so beautiful.
That's when Ariel stood up. "I am not marring anybody! I am a liberated, independent woman who doesn't believe in marriage before finishing college and getting my singing contract and modeling career! I don't love you, prince Leggy!! So just GO AWAY!! (OMG- she is sooo mean to Leggy, I wouldn't be, I'd marry him in a SEC! But Ariel's really pretty, so she can get away with it.)
So everybody was tired then, and that's when Elrind said, "Lets just get some rest. The fellowship has to set out in the morning, plus we have that grand ball later tonight where everybody has to dress up nice and dance with each other. Princess Amadalia, could you please help Ariel find a suitable dress and do her hair and makeup for the ball tonight?"
Princess Amadalia said "Ok" even though she was reel reel jealose of Ariel's beauty and niceness. (I HATE HER SO MUCH, LOL!!) And she noticed that Leggy, Aragorn, and Boramire all were looking at Ariel and were like, really in love with her already. So Princess Amadalia was mad. Because she knew no one would dance with her if they were all in love with Ariel.
Princess Amadalia and Elrind came up with an evil plot. "Daddy, I'm gonna make Ariel look ugly tonight for the ball, and that way no body will love her anymore."
"Great idea, Amadalia! You do just that. I don't like that half-mermaid girl AT ALL! I am going to get ready for the ball with your mom, Queen Rosie. Her family from the Shire is coming to the ball tonight, so you will meet your hobbit grandparents!"
"yay!" yelled Amadalia! "this will be the bestest night ever!!"
(A/N: okay okay, I KNOW it's a cliffhanger! But don't worry, Amadalia won't reck everything for Ariel. Ariel is like, wicked smart and magical, so she won't be tricked by Amidalia. I'm not sure who she should dance with yet, Leggy or Aragorn, they are both so HOT!! But not Gimli, he's ugly and dwarfy! Ewwww!)
So Ariel takes the magic locket and she pops into Middle Earth. She lands gracefully in Leggy's lap, and he's like all surprised and stuff. And Ariel jumps up and sez: "Don't touch me, I am not your wife yet!! ( She read his mind, that's how she knew it was Leggy she was supossed to marry).
Leggy looked reel sad. "But you are soo soo pretty and graceful and kind. I would love to have you for a wife. We could have a big big wedding, and you could wear a beautiful wedding dress, like the dress in the Little Mermaid. And Elrind would marry us!!"
That's when Elrind stood up. (Remember him, he's the kind of meenie who tells Liv Tyler she shouldn't marry Argon!!! How meaann! I'd CRY if he were my dad! LOL!) Elrind stands up and sez: "Okay, no I will not marry you two at all! She is not an elvish! She is half-mermaid, I can tell just by looking at her!! And she is more beautiful than my daughter, princess Amadalia (ok, I just can't remember Liv's character's name, could someone e-mail me and tell me, plleaze?? So I'll call her Amadalia for now.) I cannot have her stay here if she is so beautiful.
That's when Ariel stood up. "I am not marring anybody! I am a liberated, independent woman who doesn't believe in marriage before finishing college and getting my singing contract and modeling career! I don't love you, prince Leggy!! So just GO AWAY!! (OMG- she is sooo mean to Leggy, I wouldn't be, I'd marry him in a SEC! But Ariel's really pretty, so she can get away with it.)
So everybody was tired then, and that's when Elrind said, "Lets just get some rest. The fellowship has to set out in the morning, plus we have that grand ball later tonight where everybody has to dress up nice and dance with each other. Princess Amadalia, could you please help Ariel find a suitable dress and do her hair and makeup for the ball tonight?"
Princess Amadalia said "Ok" even though she was reel reel jealose of Ariel's beauty and niceness. (I HATE HER SO MUCH, LOL!!) And she noticed that Leggy, Aragorn, and Boramire all were looking at Ariel and were like, really in love with her already. So Princess Amadalia was mad. Because she knew no one would dance with her if they were all in love with Ariel.
Princess Amadalia and Elrind came up with an evil plot. "Daddy, I'm gonna make Ariel look ugly tonight for the ball, and that way no body will love her anymore."
"Great idea, Amadalia! You do just that. I don't like that half-mermaid girl AT ALL! I am going to get ready for the ball with your mom, Queen Rosie. Her family from the Shire is coming to the ball tonight, so you will meet your hobbit grandparents!"
"yay!" yelled Amadalia! "this will be the bestest night ever!!"
(A/N: okay okay, I KNOW it's a cliffhanger! But don't worry, Amadalia won't reck everything for Ariel. Ariel is like, wicked smart and magical, so she won't be tricked by Amidalia. I'm not sure who she should dance with yet, Leggy or Aragorn, they are both so HOT!! But not Gimli, he's ugly and dwarfy! Ewwww!)