(A/N: Thanks to all who reviewed!! Yay, know I know Liv Tyler's name: it's AWRIN!! Thankx, pps!)
Chapter 4: Ariel is sooo freaking perfect!
So then Arwin does Ariel's hair for the ball, and it looks reel bad and stuff, because that was Arwin's plan. Then Gandolf comes in and sees what Arwin is trying to pull, and he stops her.
"Arwin, just because you aren't the prettiest anymore, you don't have to be mean about it! Just cut it out, k?"
And Arwin leaves.
Ariel gets mad at Gandolf, "What did you do that for? I am a strong independant woman, and I can take care of myself!!! (A/N: see she is sooooo independant and mature!!) And then she redoes her own hair, and then she goes down to the river thats in the movie.
Ariel starts singing a reeally pretty song again, and her mermaid friend Slappy comes to see her. "Slappy, I kneed a nice gown for the ball tonight. I don't trust Elrind and Arwin at all!"
Slappy sez: "Sure my bestest friend, no problem. Here's a nice dress I made today. (A/N: btw, Slappy is a magical taylor, cool huh?)
So she puts on the ball gown and it has hearts and stars and other sparkling thingies all over it. She walks into the ball and everyone stares at her, because they've never ever seen anything soo freaking beautiful.
Elrind glares at her. "Leggy, you'd better not dance with her, because Arwin, my DAUGHTER and Queen Rosie HalfHobbit want to dance with you first."
Leggy gets really upset by this. So he punches Elrind in the face. "You're not my dad, so shut up!" Leggy yells. (See I really did read all your nice reviews! Leggy doesn't have to do what Elrind says because he's from that other elf place!)
Elrind cries.
Chapter 5 later, golly I am just sooo busy.
(AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE READ CHAPTER ONE THIS IS A PARODY. Please don't send me more reviews telling me to correct the poor spelling. I'm beginning to despair...)