Beetle Juice seems to be with his kite all the time. Everywhere he goes
his kite is right in his hand. A lot of the time he ditches his friends to
be with his kite. Everyone in town says that he loves his kite.
Literally. He had told all his friends he was madly in love with his kite,
he wanted to marry the kite. Everyone thought he was kidding until March
5. They all got invitations to his wedding with Wynonna. They all
believed he had been seeing a girl he'd met. So Lydia called Beetle Juice,
"Hey Beetle Juice! Who's the lucky girl?"
"Good you got the invite. I met her a while ago. In Wal-mart," replied Beetle Juice.
"WAL-MART?! That's hilarious!"
"Yeah, not to be funny but...it's a kite."
"THE KITE?!? Beetle Juice you are crazy. Why in hell do are you going to marry a kite?!" asked Lydia furiously.
"I have fallen in love. No one else will tell me I'm hot."
"The kite wont talk. Good- Bye Beetle juice. You are a pain."
Lydia hung up the phone with anger. She called and told the whole gang that Beetle Juice was marrying a kite. Everyone replied the same way, "HE'S INSANE!"
"Good you got the invite. I met her a while ago. In Wal-mart," replied Beetle Juice.
"WAL-MART?! That's hilarious!"
"Yeah, not to be funny but...it's a kite."
"THE KITE?!? Beetle Juice you are crazy. Why in hell do are you going to marry a kite?!" asked Lydia furiously.
"I have fallen in love. No one else will tell me I'm hot."
"The kite wont talk. Good- Bye Beetle juice. You are a pain."
Lydia hung up the phone with anger. She called and told the whole gang that Beetle Juice was marrying a kite. Everyone replied the same way, "HE'S INSANE!"