A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! I hope you don't mind that I might take
your idea anachronic. ((Sark and Syd *******!)) ((You'll have to read to
find out what it is!)) Sorry for the long time update. I've had a bit of
writer's block because I'm not used to writing humor. Anyway. On with the
story and the one part ((You'll know it)) you will find out.
Setting: In Sark's fancy car
Sydney: [smiles, fingers the rock on her finger and leans over to kiss Sark]
Sark: [Moves away so Sydney falls flat on her face.] Haha. You missed.
Sydney: [slaps him and begins to be entranced in Sark's eyes]
[Sydney and Sark, being too consumed by each other don't notice the strange blond haired, brown-eyed girl who was crouched in the back seat. She was clad all in black and had a fake toy knife in her hand. As Sark stopped the car and leaned over to unbuckle his seatbelt the girl took her chance. She wrapped her arms around Sark's neck, holding the knife threateningly out at Sydney, who was looking quite confused.]
Strange Girl: Stay away little girl. Unless you want me reveal some scary information you don't want to hear.
Sydney: [looking anything but intimidated] Go ahead. I don't give a crap.
S.G.: ok, if you really want to know, you, Sark here and Will are all. siblings! [Dun, dun, dun!]
Sydney: [gasp] it can't be! I'm in love with two of my brothers!
Sark: And I worked for my own father!
M.G.: I bet you really didn't want to know that. Now I have Sark all for myself. [Kisses Sark]
Sydney: [passes out and wakes up again in a matter of minutes] Oh well. I'll just go talk to Vaughn and exchange loving glances with him even though I won't be able to touch him. [Shrugs and walks off]
Sark: [looking shocked at the girl kissing him and recovers slightly][also looking quite proud of himself that he actually had his very own stalker] So you want to go anywhere?
M.G.: Sure! By the way, my name is Laura.
Sark: like my mom? Whoa, de ja vu. That's like really weird. Oh well. Come on let's get in my fancy, $1,000,000 car. [leads her to the car]
Setting: In Sark's fancy car
Sydney: [smiles, fingers the rock on her finger and leans over to kiss Sark]
Sark: [Moves away so Sydney falls flat on her face.] Haha. You missed.
Sydney: [slaps him and begins to be entranced in Sark's eyes]
[Sydney and Sark, being too consumed by each other don't notice the strange blond haired, brown-eyed girl who was crouched in the back seat. She was clad all in black and had a fake toy knife in her hand. As Sark stopped the car and leaned over to unbuckle his seatbelt the girl took her chance. She wrapped her arms around Sark's neck, holding the knife threateningly out at Sydney, who was looking quite confused.]
Strange Girl: Stay away little girl. Unless you want me reveal some scary information you don't want to hear.
Sydney: [looking anything but intimidated] Go ahead. I don't give a crap.
S.G.: ok, if you really want to know, you, Sark here and Will are all. siblings! [Dun, dun, dun!]
Sydney: [gasp] it can't be! I'm in love with two of my brothers!
Sark: And I worked for my own father!
M.G.: I bet you really didn't want to know that. Now I have Sark all for myself. [Kisses Sark]
Sydney: [passes out and wakes up again in a matter of minutes] Oh well. I'll just go talk to Vaughn and exchange loving glances with him even though I won't be able to touch him. [Shrugs and walks off]
Sark: [looking shocked at the girl kissing him and recovers slightly][also looking quite proud of himself that he actually had his very own stalker] So you want to go anywhere?
M.G.: Sure! By the way, my name is Laura.
Sark: like my mom? Whoa, de ja vu. That's like really weird. Oh well. Come on let's get in my fancy, $1,000,000 car. [leads her to the car]