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This fanfic was made possible by the support of the following:
Kleptomaniac sam
Yunaleska
ArtemisMoon
Bubbles1612
Roganu-chan
Doom-warning
And ME!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, and my sister who thot up DENSEY
CHAPTER 2!!!!!!! (dun dun dun!)
Remember, Hojo/Densey grabbed onto Inuyasha's foot as they went to the Sengoku Jidai
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" DENSEY screamed in a very high-pitched voice when they arrived at the other side of the well.
When both Kagome and Inuyasha had gotten out of the well, he covered his extremely sensitive ears. "Oi, Kagome, do you know that human down there? He's got very good vocal cords."
Kagome looked down and shrieked. "AH! HOJO, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?"
Inuyasha looked at her. "Why? Who is he? Is he that Hobo boy I've heard you talking about?" He flexed his claws happily. "I do hope so."
Kagome shuddered as she saw his claws. "Uh....well..."
Hojo slowly climbed out of the well. "Kagome-chan!" He ran to her and grabbed her arm. "I've come to save you!"
She didn't move.
Inuyasha decided to verify his unanswered question. "Is your name Hobo?" he said in his dangerously calm voice.
Densey, too dense to notice the strange guy's *evil* tone of voice, said, "No, my name is Hojo."
Obviously Densey didn't value his life much.
"Ah. I see...."
Kagome decided that she'd rather have a live, confused boyfriend than a dead, mangled body to drag home with her and started to run towards the village. "RUN, HOJO!!!!!!!!"
"Hey! Kagome! Who's side are you on??" Inuyasha asked before giving chase.
Luckily, Hojo, besides being cute, popular, and downright stupid, was a very good runner, and they had a head start. So they made it to the village before becoming murdered by Inuyasha's jealous aura of doom.
(Besides, the Authoress wants Hojo alive to make Inuyasha jealous. Muhahaha.)
Kagome and Hojo stumbled into Kaede's hut, both clutching their sides. Sango, Miroku, and Shippo were both fascinated with the oddly-clothed newcomer and the ball of flame with white doggy ears that followed them into the hut.
"Oh my! I wonder what that is?" Sango asked aloud.
"It's Inuyasha, of course. But I wonder why all I can see of him is his doggy ears; his heated aura makes it difficult to see." Miroku answered.
"Are you Kagome's boyfriend?" Shippo asked Hojo curiously.
"Yes." BIG mistake. Probably the biggest one in Densey's young life, other than getting involved with Kagome.
"How odd! Now his ears have disappeared, I can't even see him, there's so much fire." Miroku stated.
"He must be very angry." Shippo said. Then he looked at Hojo. A plan started to form in his mind about what might be going on.
"Inuyasha, are you....jealous?" Shippo asked, evil smile and all.
Hojo should have started to worry about his personal health right about now if he hadn't already, but he didn't, due to his small brain capacity.
The ball of flame started to speak. "Kagome, may I see you outside for a moment?" It was more of a command than a question.
"Yes, your Majesty." Kagome replied meekly. She stepped outside of the hut.
The flame-ball turned to her rather unfortunate boyfriend. "I'll see you after her."
Kagome was reminded of a mean principal she had known who spoke in that tone of voice. Then Inuyasha/flame-ball came out to her. He turned back to the normal hanyou we all know and (maybe) love.
"Look, he's not really my boyfriend, he just thinks he is." she tried to explain.
"Uh huh."
"He's an idiot."
"I know."
"Kagome?" Densey came out of the hut. Big mistake #3.
"HOJO! WHAT DO YOU WANT????" Kagome exploded. He could be so annoying sometimes.
Inuyasha bristled as the explosion reached his poor abused ears. He was starting to believe her. *Actually, why not believe her?* he asked himself. *I could have fun with him, if he's really her boyfriend.* He smiled evilly.
Kagome, as many people know, had some telepathic powers. Seeing Inuyasha smile, she got an equation:
Inuyasha + evil smile + Hojo = dead Hojo.
*Oh gods.* she mentally freaked out. She didn't care about Hojo, but if she had to drag his dead body back home and explain, her mother would probably close the well up, saying it was too dangerous.
"Inuyasha." she said softly. "Don't kill Hojo."
"Who said anything about killing?" he asked, with that evil smile still plastered onto his face. "I'm gonna enjoy this immensely."
"Well...okay. As long as you don't kill him. And no Tetsusaiga." She warned.
"Yay." Inuyasha cracked his knuckles and claws, then took a step closer to the clueless Densey.
Meanwhile, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo all decided to come out and watch Inuyasha butcher Kagome's so-called boyfriend. Shippo pulled an immense lollipop out of author-space (where all things can be found and taken), Miroku a gigantum tub of popcorn, and Sango a Coke bottle and a huge portable mallet.
"What's the mallet for?" Shippo asked innocently.
"Need I explain?" Sango said while giving a 'touch-me-and-you-die-long-and- painfully-without-having-someone-bear-your-child-and-you-won't-know-what- happens-to-Kagome's-so-called-boyfriend' look. Miroku got the gist, but he, of course, listened to his inner instincts.
"HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango bopped him with the mallet, then used it as a croquet mallet, using the hentai as a ball.
"Look, up in the sky!" a villager called.
"It's a bird!" another anonymous person yelled.
"It's a plane!" Hojo screamed.
"Planes aren't invented yet, duh." Kagome said, sweatdropping.
"Well, it's something synthetically similar to a plane." Shippo said.
"No, it's just a hentai." Sango told everyone. "On with the entertainment - I mean battle." she said, as if nothing had ever happened.
Shippo pulled a miniature mike out of author space and started to scream into it. "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, humans and youkai. Today, we bring you this very special event: Hojo vs. Inuyasha!"
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehe! Muhahahaha! Maybe this will turn into a humor fic! CYA!
This fanfic was made possible by the support of the following:
Kleptomaniac sam
Yunaleska
ArtemisMoon
Bubbles1612
Roganu-chan
Doom-warning
And ME!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, and my sister who thot up DENSEY
CHAPTER 2!!!!!!! (dun dun dun!)
Remember, Hojo/Densey grabbed onto Inuyasha's foot as they went to the Sengoku Jidai
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" DENSEY screamed in a very high-pitched voice when they arrived at the other side of the well.
When both Kagome and Inuyasha had gotten out of the well, he covered his extremely sensitive ears. "Oi, Kagome, do you know that human down there? He's got very good vocal cords."
Kagome looked down and shrieked. "AH! HOJO, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?"
Inuyasha looked at her. "Why? Who is he? Is he that Hobo boy I've heard you talking about?" He flexed his claws happily. "I do hope so."
Kagome shuddered as she saw his claws. "Uh....well..."
Hojo slowly climbed out of the well. "Kagome-chan!" He ran to her and grabbed her arm. "I've come to save you!"
She didn't move.
Inuyasha decided to verify his unanswered question. "Is your name Hobo?" he said in his dangerously calm voice.
Densey, too dense to notice the strange guy's *evil* tone of voice, said, "No, my name is Hojo."
Obviously Densey didn't value his life much.
"Ah. I see...."
Kagome decided that she'd rather have a live, confused boyfriend than a dead, mangled body to drag home with her and started to run towards the village. "RUN, HOJO!!!!!!!!"
"Hey! Kagome! Who's side are you on??" Inuyasha asked before giving chase.
Luckily, Hojo, besides being cute, popular, and downright stupid, was a very good runner, and they had a head start. So they made it to the village before becoming murdered by Inuyasha's jealous aura of doom.
(Besides, the Authoress wants Hojo alive to make Inuyasha jealous. Muhahaha.)
Kagome and Hojo stumbled into Kaede's hut, both clutching their sides. Sango, Miroku, and Shippo were both fascinated with the oddly-clothed newcomer and the ball of flame with white doggy ears that followed them into the hut.
"Oh my! I wonder what that is?" Sango asked aloud.
"It's Inuyasha, of course. But I wonder why all I can see of him is his doggy ears; his heated aura makes it difficult to see." Miroku answered.
"Are you Kagome's boyfriend?" Shippo asked Hojo curiously.
"Yes." BIG mistake. Probably the biggest one in Densey's young life, other than getting involved with Kagome.
"How odd! Now his ears have disappeared, I can't even see him, there's so much fire." Miroku stated.
"He must be very angry." Shippo said. Then he looked at Hojo. A plan started to form in his mind about what might be going on.
"Inuyasha, are you....jealous?" Shippo asked, evil smile and all.
Hojo should have started to worry about his personal health right about now if he hadn't already, but he didn't, due to his small brain capacity.
The ball of flame started to speak. "Kagome, may I see you outside for a moment?" It was more of a command than a question.
"Yes, your Majesty." Kagome replied meekly. She stepped outside of the hut.
The flame-ball turned to her rather unfortunate boyfriend. "I'll see you after her."
Kagome was reminded of a mean principal she had known who spoke in that tone of voice. Then Inuyasha/flame-ball came out to her. He turned back to the normal hanyou we all know and (maybe) love.
"Look, he's not really my boyfriend, he just thinks he is." she tried to explain.
"Uh huh."
"He's an idiot."
"I know."
"Kagome?" Densey came out of the hut. Big mistake #3.
"HOJO! WHAT DO YOU WANT????" Kagome exploded. He could be so annoying sometimes.
Inuyasha bristled as the explosion reached his poor abused ears. He was starting to believe her. *Actually, why not believe her?* he asked himself. *I could have fun with him, if he's really her boyfriend.* He smiled evilly.
Kagome, as many people know, had some telepathic powers. Seeing Inuyasha smile, she got an equation:
Inuyasha + evil smile + Hojo = dead Hojo.
*Oh gods.* she mentally freaked out. She didn't care about Hojo, but if she had to drag his dead body back home and explain, her mother would probably close the well up, saying it was too dangerous.
"Inuyasha." she said softly. "Don't kill Hojo."
"Who said anything about killing?" he asked, with that evil smile still plastered onto his face. "I'm gonna enjoy this immensely."
"Well...okay. As long as you don't kill him. And no Tetsusaiga." She warned.
"Yay." Inuyasha cracked his knuckles and claws, then took a step closer to the clueless Densey.
Meanwhile, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo all decided to come out and watch Inuyasha butcher Kagome's so-called boyfriend. Shippo pulled an immense lollipop out of author-space (where all things can be found and taken), Miroku a gigantum tub of popcorn, and Sango a Coke bottle and a huge portable mallet.
"What's the mallet for?" Shippo asked innocently.
"Need I explain?" Sango said while giving a 'touch-me-and-you-die-long-and- painfully-without-having-someone-bear-your-child-and-you-won't-know-what- happens-to-Kagome's-so-called-boyfriend' look. Miroku got the gist, but he, of course, listened to his inner instincts.
"HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango bopped him with the mallet, then used it as a croquet mallet, using the hentai as a ball.
"Look, up in the sky!" a villager called.
"It's a bird!" another anonymous person yelled.
"It's a plane!" Hojo screamed.
"Planes aren't invented yet, duh." Kagome said, sweatdropping.
"Well, it's something synthetically similar to a plane." Shippo said.
"No, it's just a hentai." Sango told everyone. "On with the entertainment - I mean battle." she said, as if nothing had ever happened.
Shippo pulled a miniature mike out of author space and started to scream into it. "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, humans and youkai. Today, we bring you this very special event: Hojo vs. Inuyasha!"
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehe! Muhahahaha! Maybe this will turn into a humor fic! CYA!