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Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, I wish I did but I don't.
Chapter 3!!!! YAY!
Retake: Hojo vs. Inuyasha!
Inuyasha held up his hand to the amazed crowd of humans and Shippou. "Before I begin messing up this bastard's looks," he said, as if stating the obvious. "I think he might have a few last words."
Kagome shot him the Glare Of Death and Destruction and Doom. Inuyasha sweatdropped. "Okay, okay! Fine!"
He turned towards the scared-out-of-the-few-wits-he-has Densey.
"Bring it on." he cackled. Densey suddenly realized that maybe he SHOULD have a few last words.
"WAIT! I have a few last words!" Hojo called. "I'd like to say goodbye to everyone, and -"
"HOJO!" Kagome yelled. "YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE!"
"Oh yeah. And Kagome, I love you." Hojo the Dense smiled.
Had he not said this, Inuyasha might have had enough pity in his heart to let Hojo leave with only a few limbs broken. *But no one says that to MY Kagome and lives!*
Kagome began to look very happy right about now. "Y-You do?"
"Of course."
"Hojo!" She started to run towards his arms. (Remember, the Authoress LOVES to make Inuyasha jealous. IY + KAG 4eva!)
Inuyasha's head started to become rather large, inflated, jealous, and angry. "NANI???????????????????????????????????"
She hugged Densey while he hugged her back. "No one's ever said that to me before." she told him.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha's head was growing a size to rival the Goshinbuko. All the villagers gasped.
"Wow! What a pretty shade of red!"
"I didn't think heads could grow that big."
Shippo was having the time of his life commenting on Inuyasha's large head. "Now everyone, if you look to the left of this bulbous item, you might be able to see a tiny - there! See that little white thing? That was Inuyasha's ear! Does anyone see the other one? There it is!"
All the villagers ooed and ahhed.
Miroku eventually came back down to earth, landing exactly in his gigantum tub of popcorn. "What'd I miss? OOH! Is that a youkai similar to Shippo's transformation?" he questioned Sango.
"Nope. That's Inuyasha's head."
"Oh."
Kagome was still in Densey's arms. "Hojo." she said.
"Yes?"
She looked at him and said "I want you to know that -"
Inuyasha's head exploded, and he was more angry than ever. Densey realized this and interrupted her. "I think you should go into the sidelines, Kagome." He pushed her onto the side, and faced Inuyasha.
Kagome glared at Hojo. *Gods! I didn't get to tell him to go home! He's so stupid sometimes! Well, actually he's stupid all the time, so....*
She sighed. *I hope Inuyasha doesn't annihilate him. It'll be hard to Explain to Hojo's parents that their son was killed by a jealous half-demon that's 400 years old. Besides, I love Inuyasha. Wait! Where did THAT come from???* (A/N Oh come on, Kagome, it's true and you know it!)
Inuyasha leaped towards Densey. "BASTARD! YOU DARE...."
Densey tried to run out of the way, but it didn't work, and he ended up being thrown back 500 yards. (Ouch)
Inuyasha landed on the ground. "That wasn't too hard."
This is an Inuyasha/Kagome fic, duh. CYA PPLS!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, I wish I did but I don't.
Chapter 3!!!! YAY!
Retake: Hojo vs. Inuyasha!
Inuyasha held up his hand to the amazed crowd of humans and Shippou. "Before I begin messing up this bastard's looks," he said, as if stating the obvious. "I think he might have a few last words."
Kagome shot him the Glare Of Death and Destruction and Doom. Inuyasha sweatdropped. "Okay, okay! Fine!"
He turned towards the scared-out-of-the-few-wits-he-has Densey.
"Bring it on." he cackled. Densey suddenly realized that maybe he SHOULD have a few last words.
"WAIT! I have a few last words!" Hojo called. "I'd like to say goodbye to everyone, and -"
"HOJO!" Kagome yelled. "YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE!"
"Oh yeah. And Kagome, I love you." Hojo the Dense smiled.
Had he not said this, Inuyasha might have had enough pity in his heart to let Hojo leave with only a few limbs broken. *But no one says that to MY Kagome and lives!*
Kagome began to look very happy right about now. "Y-You do?"
"Of course."
"Hojo!" She started to run towards his arms. (Remember, the Authoress LOVES to make Inuyasha jealous. IY + KAG 4eva!)
Inuyasha's head started to become rather large, inflated, jealous, and angry. "NANI???????????????????????????????????"
She hugged Densey while he hugged her back. "No one's ever said that to me before." she told him.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha's head was growing a size to rival the Goshinbuko. All the villagers gasped.
"Wow! What a pretty shade of red!"
"I didn't think heads could grow that big."
Shippo was having the time of his life commenting on Inuyasha's large head. "Now everyone, if you look to the left of this bulbous item, you might be able to see a tiny - there! See that little white thing? That was Inuyasha's ear! Does anyone see the other one? There it is!"
All the villagers ooed and ahhed.
Miroku eventually came back down to earth, landing exactly in his gigantum tub of popcorn. "What'd I miss? OOH! Is that a youkai similar to Shippo's transformation?" he questioned Sango.
"Nope. That's Inuyasha's head."
"Oh."
Kagome was still in Densey's arms. "Hojo." she said.
"Yes?"
She looked at him and said "I want you to know that -"
Inuyasha's head exploded, and he was more angry than ever. Densey realized this and interrupted her. "I think you should go into the sidelines, Kagome." He pushed her onto the side, and faced Inuyasha.
Kagome glared at Hojo. *Gods! I didn't get to tell him to go home! He's so stupid sometimes! Well, actually he's stupid all the time, so....*
She sighed. *I hope Inuyasha doesn't annihilate him. It'll be hard to Explain to Hojo's parents that their son was killed by a jealous half-demon that's 400 years old. Besides, I love Inuyasha. Wait! Where did THAT come from???* (A/N Oh come on, Kagome, it's true and you know it!)
Inuyasha leaped towards Densey. "BASTARD! YOU DARE...."
Densey tried to run out of the way, but it didn't work, and he ended up being thrown back 500 yards. (Ouch)
Inuyasha landed on the ground. "That wasn't too hard."
This is an Inuyasha/Kagome fic, duh. CYA PPLS!