Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Back to the Future.
"-" = Vegeta over phone talking
'-' = off phone talking
^-^ = Bulma on phone talking
Vegeta had taken ChiChi's advice and had a "light snack", then went to sleep. When he woke up in the morning he had a headache. He got up and saw the clock which said "7:28". 'Dammit. Overslept.' He drug himself out of bed and into the shower. He felt like staying in all day, but got out, dried off, and put some clothes on. He walked downstairs to the kitchen to see if his breakfast was ready yet, but saw nothing was there. 'What the hell?!' He went to see if Bunny was upstairs still, but noone was there. 'Where the hell is everybody?!' He went to the lab to see if Bulma or Dr. Briefs were there, and he might not have found them but he did find some kind of new robots, and they looked like /training/ robots. Vegeta smirked as he picked up two of them and brought them into the gravity trainer to try them out. He put both of them next to eachother and turned the gravity to level 550xCG. After making sure the bots were on, he powered up to super saiyan 2 and fired a small blast at them. The bots exploded instantly, causing damage to the gravity trainer's control panel, and also leaving Vegeta feeling smoked. 'Wow. . . Rock 'n roll. . . . Where'd /that/ come from?' Vegeta powered down to normal stat and walked out of the now broken gravity room. He just past the desk, which is covered with different clocks, when the phone rang. He picked it up.
*Ring*
*Click*
"Yo."
^Vegeta, is that you?^
"Hey! Hey Bulma! Where are you?"
^America!! You know that! We'll be back soon, tonight at 1:15. I made a major breakthrough!!^
"Wait, 1:15 in the morning?!"
^Uh-huh.^
"Woman, what's going on? Where's Trunks? Is he with you?"
^Yeah, he's right here.^
"Ya know, woman, you left everything on all week-!"
^Everything's on? That reminds me, Vegeta. You'd better not try the new traning-bots. I think there's a slight chance of overload-.^
"Yeah, I'll keep that in mind. . ."
As they were talking, the clocks on the desk start going off.
^. . .Are those my clocks I hear?^
"Yeah, it's 8:00."
^Yes!! My expairment worked!! They're exactly 25 minutes slow!!^
". . . Wait a minute! Wait a minute, woman!! Are you telling me it's 8:25??!!"
^Perciously!!^
"Damn! I'm missing Hamtaro!!"
*Click*
Vegeta hung up the phone and ran up stairs to the television, but when he got to Cartoon Network they were showing the ending credits with a certain white and orange hamster dancing around and shaking his butt. 'No!!!!!' Vegeta fell down onto the couch and swore a bit. Ever since Vegeta first saw Hamtaro for the first time, he always enjoyed watching it and making fun of it, and driving himself crazy with his own jokes about it. But now he missed it, and there wasn't anything else to do since he broke the gravity trainer. 'Fourth time this week I've missed that show. Why me?'
He couldn't even remember what he did last night, though he found a hint of sandwich flavor in his mouth when he woke up, but that didn't really help much. 'Damn woman. Damn time machine.' His stomach growled. '. . . .' He sighed and got up, then walked to the kitchen and looked in the fridge for something to eat. Since he wouldn't be able to train today he wouldn't need much food in him. He took a box of powdered-donuts out of the fridge and brought them back to the couch. He jumped from Blue's Clues and some scary little show that had kids that looked like the Flintstones but sounded shitty as hell. Finally he couldn't take it anymore and went upstairs to masturbate. (*Author cracks up*)
He came back down around 10:30 and watched Jerry Springer for a bit. There was a fight going on between a fat white woman, an extremely fat black woman, and some guy that supposily was the white woman's husband and was screwing the black woman, and the black woman was supposily the white woman's best friend that had been living in the white woman's house and had raped her son, and the withe woman was screaming bloody murder, and crying her eyes out as she tries to get past the security guards. As you can image, all that did was make Vegeta feel depressed and he felt also felt like he would through up from the women's fatness, so he took some pills for it and went back to watching the mayhem. 'Goddammit! Why the hell would the guy leave the fat woman for a fatter bitch? I mean, shit!! The other one's something like, 300 pounds!! I could use her for training equiptment!!' Vegeta stopped and thought about that and a few minutes later he was cracking up and telling himself more jokes (I mean, who else would laugh at them? Come on, you know you only laugh at them because he's hot. :P). Laughing, he turned off the tv and picked up the phone.
*Click*
Who will Vegeta call next? And what movie or one of my sick days will he rip off next? You deside. Please review. I need ideas!!!
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"-" = Vegeta over phone talking
'-' = off phone talking
^-^ = Bulma on phone talking
Vegeta had taken ChiChi's advice and had a "light snack", then went to sleep. When he woke up in the morning he had a headache. He got up and saw the clock which said "7:28". 'Dammit. Overslept.' He drug himself out of bed and into the shower. He felt like staying in all day, but got out, dried off, and put some clothes on. He walked downstairs to the kitchen to see if his breakfast was ready yet, but saw nothing was there. 'What the hell?!' He went to see if Bunny was upstairs still, but noone was there. 'Where the hell is everybody?!' He went to the lab to see if Bulma or Dr. Briefs were there, and he might not have found them but he did find some kind of new robots, and they looked like /training/ robots. Vegeta smirked as he picked up two of them and brought them into the gravity trainer to try them out. He put both of them next to eachother and turned the gravity to level 550xCG. After making sure the bots were on, he powered up to super saiyan 2 and fired a small blast at them. The bots exploded instantly, causing damage to the gravity trainer's control panel, and also leaving Vegeta feeling smoked. 'Wow. . . Rock 'n roll. . . . Where'd /that/ come from?' Vegeta powered down to normal stat and walked out of the now broken gravity room. He just past the desk, which is covered with different clocks, when the phone rang. He picked it up.
*Ring*
*Click*
"Yo."
^Vegeta, is that you?^
"Hey! Hey Bulma! Where are you?"
^America!! You know that! We'll be back soon, tonight at 1:15. I made a major breakthrough!!^
"Wait, 1:15 in the morning?!"
^Uh-huh.^
"Woman, what's going on? Where's Trunks? Is he with you?"
^Yeah, he's right here.^
"Ya know, woman, you left everything on all week-!"
^Everything's on? That reminds me, Vegeta. You'd better not try the new traning-bots. I think there's a slight chance of overload-.^
"Yeah, I'll keep that in mind. . ."
As they were talking, the clocks on the desk start going off.
^. . .Are those my clocks I hear?^
"Yeah, it's 8:00."
^Yes!! My expairment worked!! They're exactly 25 minutes slow!!^
". . . Wait a minute! Wait a minute, woman!! Are you telling me it's 8:25??!!"
^Perciously!!^
"Damn! I'm missing Hamtaro!!"
*Click*
Vegeta hung up the phone and ran up stairs to the television, but when he got to Cartoon Network they were showing the ending credits with a certain white and orange hamster dancing around and shaking his butt. 'No!!!!!' Vegeta fell down onto the couch and swore a bit. Ever since Vegeta first saw Hamtaro for the first time, he always enjoyed watching it and making fun of it, and driving himself crazy with his own jokes about it. But now he missed it, and there wasn't anything else to do since he broke the gravity trainer. 'Fourth time this week I've missed that show. Why me?'
He couldn't even remember what he did last night, though he found a hint of sandwich flavor in his mouth when he woke up, but that didn't really help much. 'Damn woman. Damn time machine.' His stomach growled. '. . . .' He sighed and got up, then walked to the kitchen and looked in the fridge for something to eat. Since he wouldn't be able to train today he wouldn't need much food in him. He took a box of powdered-donuts out of the fridge and brought them back to the couch. He jumped from Blue's Clues and some scary little show that had kids that looked like the Flintstones but sounded shitty as hell. Finally he couldn't take it anymore and went upstairs to masturbate. (*Author cracks up*)
He came back down around 10:30 and watched Jerry Springer for a bit. There was a fight going on between a fat white woman, an extremely fat black woman, and some guy that supposily was the white woman's husband and was screwing the black woman, and the black woman was supposily the white woman's best friend that had been living in the white woman's house and had raped her son, and the withe woman was screaming bloody murder, and crying her eyes out as she tries to get past the security guards. As you can image, all that did was make Vegeta feel depressed and he felt also felt like he would through up from the women's fatness, so he took some pills for it and went back to watching the mayhem. 'Goddammit! Why the hell would the guy leave the fat woman for a fatter bitch? I mean, shit!! The other one's something like, 300 pounds!! I could use her for training equiptment!!' Vegeta stopped and thought about that and a few minutes later he was cracking up and telling himself more jokes (I mean, who else would laugh at them? Come on, you know you only laugh at them because he's hot. :P). Laughing, he turned off the tv and picked up the phone.
*Click*
Who will Vegeta call next? And what movie or one of my sick days will he rip off next? You deside. Please review. I need ideas!!!
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