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Goku and Gohan had been training for a while outside while ChiChi went to the mall. Goten was inside popping bubbles in the living room and desided to join his brother and father. He just got outside in time to see them collede with eachother and they fell on the ground each with spiral eyes and a big bump on the head. Goten sweatdropped and dragged them inside and onto the living room couch. Goku lifted his head and looked at Goten. 'Goten, can you go and get the bottom of pills on the counter that says "Dimetapp"?' 'Okay.' Goten ran into the kitchen and took a bottle off the counter and brought it to them. Goku opened the bottle and took out a pill, dropped it into his mouth, and swallowed. 'Here, Gohan, take one of these. You might feel funny, but that's a good thing.' 'Huh? What do ya mean by /feel funny/ and /but that's a good thing/?' Goku smiled. 'It'll get rid of your huge butt.' 'What?!!!' 'Haha!! Just-haha!!' Goku fell off the couch laughing like crazy. 'I didn't mean to say that!! Hahaha!!!! I meant /bump/, not butt!! Hahahahaha!!!!' '. . . . . Dad. . . that's not real Dimetapp, is it.' 'Hahahahaha!!! It's-haha!- headache medicane! It's makes me feel weird though! Hahaha!! So happy!!' Gohan stared and Goku, then turned to Goten. '. . . . Goten, never ever try this, unless I say you can't have it, okay?' '. . . . Wait, you mean /don't/ try it unless you say /not/ to try it?' 'Yes, that's right.' '. . . . I don't get it.' 'If I'm gay from the drug then I'll tell you it's the greatest thing on earth. If I'm /not/ drugged and running around laughing my head off, I'd have enough brains to tell you it's okay, but also to remember to tell you it's bad, so that you know I can think strait. Get it?' '. . . I think so. You'll be so stupid if you're high that you'll say it's good when it's bad, so you want me to know it's only good if you say it's bad, cause you won't be nutty, right?' 'That's exactly right.' 'But, Gohan? . . . Why's Dad taking out beer?' '. . . . Cause he's gonna get drunk.' 'Oh.' 'Another tihng, Goten.' 'What?' 'If I get high, I want you to hide in our room and lock the door, kay?' 'Oh! Like when we were at Trunks' and Dad and Vegeta found that drug thing in the lab and-.' 'Yeah, like that! So, you know the drill, right?' 'Yep. Get the pillows and head for our room!' 'Kay.' Gohan took a pill out of the bottle and popped it into his mouth. '. . . . .' 'Well?' 'Hold on.' '. . . . .' '. . . I think it's okay, Goten.' 'Okay /good/ or /bad/?!' 'Bad.' 'Phew.' Goku took the bottle away from Gohan and read the back label. 'It says here that you have to wait a little longer if you're under 21. . .' '. . . Yeah, but I'm 18! That's almost there!' 'Hm. . . Let's test it. . .' Goku started to poke Gohan in the stomach in different places, then he used both hands to poke at Gohan's nipples. 'Uh, Dad, what are you doing?' Goku grinned evily and twisted Gohan's nipples really hard. 'Purple nurple!!!' 'Shit! Dad-!' Laughing like crazy, Goku ran around the room being chased by Gohan, who was also laughing like crazy at this point. Goten sighed and ran up the stairs. 'I guess it's time for Re-Operation RHHS! (Run and Hind from to High Saiyans)'
When will Vegeta call? And what movie or popular over the counter drug will the gang rip off next? You deside. Actually, no, not yet. I've already done the next chapter. ^-^ Thanks for reviewing anyway!
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'-' = talking
Goku and Gohan had been training for a while outside while ChiChi went to the mall. Goten was inside popping bubbles in the living room and desided to join his brother and father. He just got outside in time to see them collede with eachother and they fell on the ground each with spiral eyes and a big bump on the head. Goten sweatdropped and dragged them inside and onto the living room couch. Goku lifted his head and looked at Goten. 'Goten, can you go and get the bottom of pills on the counter that says "Dimetapp"?' 'Okay.' Goten ran into the kitchen and took a bottle off the counter and brought it to them. Goku opened the bottle and took out a pill, dropped it into his mouth, and swallowed. 'Here, Gohan, take one of these. You might feel funny, but that's a good thing.' 'Huh? What do ya mean by /feel funny/ and /but that's a good thing/?' Goku smiled. 'It'll get rid of your huge butt.' 'What?!!!' 'Haha!! Just-haha!!' Goku fell off the couch laughing like crazy. 'I didn't mean to say that!! Hahaha!!!! I meant /bump/, not butt!! Hahahahaha!!!!' '. . . . . Dad. . . that's not real Dimetapp, is it.' 'Hahahahaha!!! It's-haha!- headache medicane! It's makes me feel weird though! Hahaha!! So happy!!' Gohan stared and Goku, then turned to Goten. '. . . . Goten, never ever try this, unless I say you can't have it, okay?' '. . . . Wait, you mean /don't/ try it unless you say /not/ to try it?' 'Yes, that's right.' '. . . . I don't get it.' 'If I'm gay from the drug then I'll tell you it's the greatest thing on earth. If I'm /not/ drugged and running around laughing my head off, I'd have enough brains to tell you it's okay, but also to remember to tell you it's bad, so that you know I can think strait. Get it?' '. . . I think so. You'll be so stupid if you're high that you'll say it's good when it's bad, so you want me to know it's only good if you say it's bad, cause you won't be nutty, right?' 'That's exactly right.' 'But, Gohan? . . . Why's Dad taking out beer?' '. . . . Cause he's gonna get drunk.' 'Oh.' 'Another tihng, Goten.' 'What?' 'If I get high, I want you to hide in our room and lock the door, kay?' 'Oh! Like when we were at Trunks' and Dad and Vegeta found that drug thing in the lab and-.' 'Yeah, like that! So, you know the drill, right?' 'Yep. Get the pillows and head for our room!' 'Kay.' Gohan took a pill out of the bottle and popped it into his mouth. '. . . . .' 'Well?' 'Hold on.' '. . . . .' '. . . I think it's okay, Goten.' 'Okay /good/ or /bad/?!' 'Bad.' 'Phew.' Goku took the bottle away from Gohan and read the back label. 'It says here that you have to wait a little longer if you're under 21. . .' '. . . Yeah, but I'm 18! That's almost there!' 'Hm. . . Let's test it. . .' Goku started to poke Gohan in the stomach in different places, then he used both hands to poke at Gohan's nipples. 'Uh, Dad, what are you doing?' Goku grinned evily and twisted Gohan's nipples really hard. 'Purple nurple!!!' 'Shit! Dad-!' Laughing like crazy, Goku ran around the room being chased by Gohan, who was also laughing like crazy at this point. Goten sighed and ran up the stairs. 'I guess it's time for Re-Operation RHHS! (Run and Hind from to High Saiyans)'
When will Vegeta call? And what movie or popular over the counter drug will the gang rip off next? You deside. Actually, no, not yet. I've already done the next chapter. ^-^ Thanks for reviewing anyway!
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