Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, DBGT, Tuck Everlasting, Barney, Pokemon, Hamtaro, or All My Children. O_o; You never thought I'd update, did you! ^____^ Sorry that it took so long.
"-" = Vegeta
^-^ = Goku
#-# = Gohan
*-* = Goten
~-~ = Piccolo
&-& = Yamcha
@-@ = Bulma
'-' = off phone
Goku was on the phone with Vegeta who was just on the phone with Bulma a half an hour ago. Vegeta had felt depressed by this (God, hell, no!) and taken more pills (Dammit!! Veggie's huked). Now, Vegeta was hystarical (and drunk) and was /trying/ to talk to keep himself from going crazy.
"She's going to be home in a week. A week!! A week without anyone around, a week with the gravity room busted and a week without cable!! . . . . *sob* I'm gonna die. . . I /so/ gonna die.'
'. . . Wait, you don't have any cable?'
'I was so pissed at the Maury Show that I blew up the cable box, and. . . let's just say that I couldn't use the satellite dish if I tried. . .'
'. . . . What happened to-.'
'Blew it up.'
'. . . . . . Why?!'
'. . . . . I'm going nuts!! I need to do more than sit on the couch, eating pizza! . . . that some sent me as a joke, but still. . .'
'. . . . . Heh, yeah. . .'
'This is nuts!!! What am I suppossed to do all week?!!'
'Uh. . . . Eat, pizza?'
'. . . . .'
'Hello?'
'Please, a moment of silence for the pizza guy I blew up earlier.'
'. . . . .'
'. . . . .'
'. . . . .'
'Okay, that's enough, screw the guy anyway. Zitted little punk. . .'
'. . . . .'
'. . . *sob*. . .'
'You okay, Vegeta?'
'I miss them!! Crap, and I drunk to much Robintussin. . .'
'I /think/ it might also have to do with all that beer. . . but, that's just me.'
'*sob* Shit! Dammit, Bulma, now how the hell do I fix up this place?!'
'. . . I'm Goku.'
'Shut up!! I'm talking to myself!'
'. . . Oh.'
'*SHPOOF!!**BANG!**CRASH!!**CLASH!!*BROOM!!**CRACK!!**BOOM!!!!!!!!*'
'. . . . . . . . . .'
'. . . . . . . . . .'
'. . . . What was that?'
'. . . . . . . . The tv.'
'. . . . . But, you said you didn't have cable.'
'. . . . . .'
'. . . . . .
'. . . Shut up!'
*Ring*
*Click*
~Hello? Who is this? This is Piccolo.~
#/Pik/koro-san! /Pik/koro-san!#
~Gohan!! You stop-!~
#Dai dai dai dai dai!!!!!!#
~Gohan!! Shut up!!~
#Suki!!!#
*Click*
*Beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep!*
*Ring*
~Hello?~
#KONNICHI WA PIKKORO-SAN!!!!!!! GOHAN DESU!!#
~Goddammit, Gohan!! Stop calling me!!~
*Click*
*Beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep!*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Click*
~This is the Satan! Would you like be BURNED IN HELL?!!~
#Konnichi wa Mista Satan-san! Videru kitsune desu!!#
~*slaps forehead* NO, THE OTHER SATAN!! THE DEVIL!! AND I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT!!~
*Click*
*Ring*
~DAMMIT GOHAN!!~
*Piccolo!!!*
~. . . . Goten?!~
*Piccolo, I need help!! Serious help!!*
~What happened?!! Goten?!~
*Remember when I took you about the time when me and Gohan were at the Capsule Corp. and Dad and Vegeta got high?!*
~. . . . The pillow story?!~
*Yeah! My dad and Gohan are high!!*
~You stay there and hide in your room, until I get there or the drugs ware off. Which ever comes first.~
*WAIT!! YOU DON"T GET IT!! MY DAD JUST INVITED VEGETA OVER NOW!!!*
~. . . . . . I'll see what I can come up with. You stay there and don't open the door until I call back.~
*Thankyou Pikkoro-san!!*
*Click*
'So Vegeta, how ya doing?' Vegeta stared at Gohan like he was from another planet. Oh, wait, that's right. He /is/. . . Does this planet count as another planet? He shook his head and desided to forget about that. Gohan frowned. 'What's wrong?'
'What do you think?! I'm out of cable and hamsters, and I have noone to train with.'
'Hamsters?' Vegeta's face went pale. Gohan's eyes widened. 'You. . . "eat" hamsters?' Gohan's face paled and he covered his mouth. 'No. . . not hamsters. DAD!! THERE"S A HAMSTER EATER IN THE HOUSE!!!' Gohan turned tails and ran into the next room. Vegeta sweatdropped and fell over, then got up rather quickly.
'I DO "NOT" EAT HAMSTERS!! NOW GET BACK HERE!' Gohan stuck his head through the enterence.
'You. don't. eat. hamsters?' Vegeta nodded and Gohan whipped his eyebrow. 'Wow, that scared me for a second'
'Oh, give me a break!' Vegeta put his hands on his hips and began walking around the kitchen when Goku ran down the stairs with a broom in one hand pointing foward, a garbage can lid in the other hand like a shield, and a pot over his head with a Hamtaro sticker in the center. Vegeta and Gohan fell over. Goku put the garbage lid under his armpit and lifted the pot a bit so they could see his face.
'Where's the emergency, Gohan?' Gohan got up and dropped, scratching the back of his head with his hand. Vegeta barely sat up and stared at Goku with wide eyes. He looked over at him. 'Oh, here Vegeta. What's up.' Vegeta fell over and fainted. The Son's stupidity does not mix well with booze.
In the US, Bulma and Dr. Briefs trying to fix the time machine when a couple of boys came around the corner. They wanted to use the parking lot to play baseball, but Trunks scared them away when he hit the ball through a car. Luckily, noone would believe a child could do something like that, and the time machine looked like a normal car, so noone suspected them. A few hours past by and it was noon, so the Breifs went out to lunch and were coming back when Bulma desided to call home to see how Vegeta was doing, half expecting him to answer. Instead, she got the following message.
'The number you have dialed is not avalible at this time. Please hang up and re-dial or try again later.'
*Click*
'What the hell?' She dialed Yamcha's number and it rang a bit before he picked up.
*Click*
&Hello?&
@Hey, Yamcha!@
&Oh, hi. Wait, didn't you go to America?&
@Yea, and I need to ask you a favor. You weren't up to anything, were you?@
&No, I was just. . . sleeping.&
@. . . Yea, sure. . .@
&You saying I'm 'doing things'?&
@Look, I called for a reason. Do you think you could go to the Capsule Corp. and see if everythings alright with. . . it?@
&What about Vegeta?&
@I'm sure he could take care of himself for one week. . .@
&Yea, I guess so. Okay, I'll go over there later and call you back, okay?&
@Kay, thanks. Bye bye!@
&Bye.&
*Click*
Yamcha turned back to the tv and turned off the Sailor Moon doujin he'd been watching. 'Shit.' He got up and got dressed in his yellow outfit (the same one he wore at the tournament) and he left for Capsule Corp. in his car (like he needs one. . .). He parked in front of the building and walked to the enterence of the Briefs homing part of the building. He began to knock on the door but then he saw inside and freaked out. The television had been blown up, the couch was missing, and the walls were blacken from smoke. The enterence to the other rooms were practicly blown away and were big holes in the wall.
'Vegeta!!' Yamcha punched the door til it fell down and he ran inside searching for Vegeta. 'Vegeta!!' He went in the kitchen and saw at least a hundred empty boxes of pizza piled in the corner and the refridgerator had been blown up too. 'Wait, if something happened to Vegeta I would have felt his ki, right?' He sighed and looked around the house. The only rooms that were damaged were the kitchen, living room, and the gravity trainer. The gravity trainer was no surprise, but how did he blow up half the kitchen and half the living area? 'Oh boy. What do I do now? . . . . Look for Vegeta?' (Duh.) He closed his eyes and searched for his ki, but his eyes snapped open when he felt it. 'He's with Gohan?! Oh man, I don't know whether this is a good or bad thing. . . I'd better check it out. . .'
'Crap! I hate this show.' Vegeta was trying to find something to watch on tv while Goku went on a beer run (lol!). Gohan was trying to get high by balencing a pot on his head, which kept falling off and he would blast it before trying again. He eventually gave up and sat down next to Vegeta. He looked at him. 'Did it work?' Gohan shook his head. 'No.' Vegeta shrugged and kept flipping threw channels. They started watching anHe screamed at the television a bit and changed it again. Gohan's eyes widened. Vegeta looked at him. 'What's with you?' Gohan turned to him and grinned. 'I just remembered where I hide some weed before the Cell Games.' Vegeta's eyes grew big too. 'You think it's any good?' 'Sure. The guy that gave it too me told me the longer it's kept, the better it is.' He could have hugged him. 'REALLY?!' 'UH-HUH!' They both got up. 'LET"S GO!!'
They got back ten minutes later and got high and. . . shit like that. They got bored of All My Children and turned on a bootleg of Tuck Everlasting. It was at the part when May killed the man in the yellow suit. (Does that guy have a "name"?! Even in the book, he was refered as "The Man in the Yellow Suit". What's up with that? O_o;)
MitYS: I'm talking the girl to her mother and grandmother now, then I will own these here woods. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
May: Not on your life, b_st_rd!
MitYS: You think you can keep her here?! Over my dead body! I'll own these woods AND the magic spring AND YOU CAN"T STOP ME!! I"LL MAKE MONEY!!!!! MONEY!!!! I"LL BE RICH!!! I"M RICH!!! AND I"LL ME NAMED RICH!! INSTEAD OF THE STUPID ASS NAME OF "MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT"!!! I"LL BE "RICH IN THE YELLOW SUIT"!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
May: SHUT THE F___ UP YOU CRAZY ASS B_ST_RD!!!! *cracks him over the head with the baseball bat*
MitYS: *falls over, dead*
May: . . . No. . . I just killed a man. . . NO!!!!! HE WAS ALIVE!!!!!! *falls to her knees crying*
Girl (forgot her name ^^; Oopies): AH!!! A DEAD MAN!!! AH!!!! HELP!!!!! I DIDN"T DO IT!!!!! I DIDN"T DO IT!!!!!!
Jesse: THAT"S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE IMMORTALS!!! YAY!!!!! *runs around Man's dead body cheering*
Tuck: May, you didn't have your coffee this morning, did you?
May: I think Jesse might have drunk it all last night. . .
Tuck: No, that was this morning. He had the munches from the dope he had last night. . .
Jesse: *runs around without pants and his underwear on his head*
Girl: Oh my! *starts clapping*
Other Son (can't remember his name either): . . . .
Fat Police Man: What's going on here? *sees body* Son of a B_TCH!! *takes Jesse and starts slamming him against the ground* CALM DOWN, GODDAMMIT!!!
Girl: HOLD HIM DOWN!! I NEED TO GO GET THE PLAY TOYS!! @_____@ *runs into the house*
Fat Police Man: *starts slapping Jesse* DAMN YOU! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!
Tuck: You'd think he'd care more about the body.
May: You think I can get away while he's no looking?
Girl: *comes out of the house wearing a leather p0rn outfit and holding a whip in both hands* Are you ready for me?
Other Son: AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE THAT"S SANE ANYMORE?!
Jesse: I've been very bad. I think I need a spanking! ^__^
Girl: Let's have a. . . 1. 2. . . SIXsome! ^__^ The dead guy too!
Other Son: . . . this is so wrong. . .
#This is a strange movie.#
". . . Yep. . ."
#Where'd you get this?#
". . . . Somewhere. . ."
*Door bell rings*
#*gets up and walks over to door*
#What do you want?#
&Gohan! Hi! Is Vegeta in there?&
#. . . . what if he's not?#
&Gohan, I can feel him in there. He has to go home, NOW! He *pauses* has to help clean up his house. . .&
#Not on your life, b_st_rd!!#
&. . . Gohan? What's with you?!&
#. . . Uh. . . Hold on a sec.#
#*runs into another room then comes back with a baseball bat*#
#DIE B_ST_ARD!!#
#*hits Yamcha with the baseball bat and he gets hit into another dimension*#
#HOMERUN!! Gohan is the greatest baseball player. . . IN THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!#
#*goes back inside singing*#
"Why are you so happy?"
#. . . No reason.#
#*sits down*#
Goku had gotten the beer and stuff but desided to check out a video store.
^Sweet!! Pocket Monster tapes!^
He bought 5 Japanese Pocket Monsters: Advanced Evolution tapes, the Gundum Wing Movie on dvd, a G Gundum tape, and a Pokemon hat like Satoshi has in the new Pocket Monsters episodes. He skipped turn the woods, not noticing Yamcha's body in a tree as he past it, and started singing the words of the dubbed PokeRap (I won't put them there to annoy ya. :D). He finally got to the house a half hour later.
'Okay, lets try this.' Dende and Piccolo were in a special room that Mr. Popo had brought them to. He told them that if they called for someone from any time, they could talk to them. Piccolo closed his eyes and began talking.
~Hello. This is Piccolo. . . Is anybody there?~
. . . . . . . . . .
?-Huh?-?
~Who is this?~
?-Wait, who are you? You sound like Piccolo, but he's. . . Oh, is this mind link?-?
~Yes.~
?-Oh!! Cool! I've never done this before! What's up?-?
~Listen, are you in the Z-senshi?~
?-. . . I think so.-?
~Good. I'm Piccolo from your past. Could I ask you for some help?~
?-. . . Past Piccolo?-?
~Yes, that's right.~
?-Does this mean I get to go back in time with the time machine?!-?
~Uh. . . yes?~
?-Coolies! I'll be there later! What year is it?-?
~2003, June 30th, a year after the fight with Majin Buu.~
?-Coolies! Can I bring a friend?-?
~. . . is your friend strong?~
?-Very! Even stronger than me!-?
~Okay then. . . You know where the lookout is, right?~
?-My friend does.-?
~Then it's settled. Thankyou.~
?-No prob, Pickle! I'll be over in a giffy!-?
. . . . . . . . . .
~I'm not so sure this was such a great idea.~
Barney: I love you, you love me-.
"I hate Barney."
#Yea, Barney sucks.#
". . . . . ."
#. . . . . .#
". . . You wanna call the Undertaker?"
#Sure!!#
^*comes in*^
^Honey, I'm home! ^___^ ^
"*runs over and glomps him*"
*both of them fall over*
#Aw, a Kodax moment. ^_^ #
#*feels slighty disturbed for some reason*#
"*starts slapping Goku*"
"DAMN YOU! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!"
^OW!! WHAT DID I DO?!^
#AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE THAT"S SANE ANYMORE?!#
Piccolo stood at the Capsule Corp. waiting for something to happen. Suddenly, a light appeared, and it took the form of the famous Hope! time machine. Without the word Hope! Instead, it said in Katakana "Giru Pawaa!". ~What the hell?!~ The time machine landed and the top lifted. Two girls were in there. One of them jumped out and landed infront of Piccolo. She was about 20. She had short black hair, black eyes, and was wearing blue jeans, a red t-shirt, training boots, black gloves with her fingers showing, and tied around her head, an orange bandana. The other girl jumped out and walked over to them. She was about 30. She had her long blue hair in a tight ponytail. She had blue eyes and was wearing jean shorts and a blue t-shirt that said "BRA" in white letters. 'Hi, Piccolo! I'm Bra. I'm the one you talked to earlier.' ~Uh, yeah. Sure. . .~
What will happen next? And what movie or television shows will they rip off next? You deside. Thanks for the reviews and ideas. I didn't get the ages wrong! This is a few years after Goku and Shenlog disappeared.
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"-" = Vegeta
^-^ = Goku
#-# = Gohan
*-* = Goten
~-~ = Piccolo
&-& = Yamcha
@-@ = Bulma
'-' = off phone
Goku was on the phone with Vegeta who was just on the phone with Bulma a half an hour ago. Vegeta had felt depressed by this (God, hell, no!) and taken more pills (Dammit!! Veggie's huked). Now, Vegeta was hystarical (and drunk) and was /trying/ to talk to keep himself from going crazy.
"She's going to be home in a week. A week!! A week without anyone around, a week with the gravity room busted and a week without cable!! . . . . *sob* I'm gonna die. . . I /so/ gonna die.'
'. . . Wait, you don't have any cable?'
'I was so pissed at the Maury Show that I blew up the cable box, and. . . let's just say that I couldn't use the satellite dish if I tried. . .'
'. . . . What happened to-.'
'Blew it up.'
'. . . . . . Why?!'
'. . . . . I'm going nuts!! I need to do more than sit on the couch, eating pizza! . . . that some sent me as a joke, but still. . .'
'. . . . . Heh, yeah. . .'
'This is nuts!!! What am I suppossed to do all week?!!'
'Uh. . . . Eat, pizza?'
'. . . . .'
'Hello?'
'Please, a moment of silence for the pizza guy I blew up earlier.'
'. . . . .'
'. . . . .'
'. . . . .'
'Okay, that's enough, screw the guy anyway. Zitted little punk. . .'
'. . . . .'
'. . . *sob*. . .'
'You okay, Vegeta?'
'I miss them!! Crap, and I drunk to much Robintussin. . .'
'I /think/ it might also have to do with all that beer. . . but, that's just me.'
'*sob* Shit! Dammit, Bulma, now how the hell do I fix up this place?!'
'. . . I'm Goku.'
'Shut up!! I'm talking to myself!'
'. . . Oh.'
'*SHPOOF!!**BANG!**CRASH!!**CLASH!!*BROOM!!**CRACK!!**BOOM!!!!!!!!*'
'. . . . . . . . . .'
'. . . . . . . . . .'
'. . . . What was that?'
'. . . . . . . . The tv.'
'. . . . . But, you said you didn't have cable.'
'. . . . . .'
'. . . . . .
'. . . Shut up!'
*Ring*
*Click*
~Hello? Who is this? This is Piccolo.~
#/Pik/koro-san! /Pik/koro-san!#
~Gohan!! You stop-!~
#Dai dai dai dai dai!!!!!!#
~Gohan!! Shut up!!~
#Suki!!!#
*Click*
*Beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep!*
*Ring*
~Hello?~
#KONNICHI WA PIKKORO-SAN!!!!!!! GOHAN DESU!!#
~Goddammit, Gohan!! Stop calling me!!~
*Click*
*Beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep!*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Click*
~This is the Satan! Would you like be BURNED IN HELL?!!~
#Konnichi wa Mista Satan-san! Videru kitsune desu!!#
~*slaps forehead* NO, THE OTHER SATAN!! THE DEVIL!! AND I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT!!~
*Click*
*Ring*
~DAMMIT GOHAN!!~
*Piccolo!!!*
~. . . . Goten?!~
*Piccolo, I need help!! Serious help!!*
~What happened?!! Goten?!~
*Remember when I took you about the time when me and Gohan were at the Capsule Corp. and Dad and Vegeta got high?!*
~. . . . The pillow story?!~
*Yeah! My dad and Gohan are high!!*
~You stay there and hide in your room, until I get there or the drugs ware off. Which ever comes first.~
*WAIT!! YOU DON"T GET IT!! MY DAD JUST INVITED VEGETA OVER NOW!!!*
~. . . . . . I'll see what I can come up with. You stay there and don't open the door until I call back.~
*Thankyou Pikkoro-san!!*
*Click*
'So Vegeta, how ya doing?' Vegeta stared at Gohan like he was from another planet. Oh, wait, that's right. He /is/. . . Does this planet count as another planet? He shook his head and desided to forget about that. Gohan frowned. 'What's wrong?'
'What do you think?! I'm out of cable and hamsters, and I have noone to train with.'
'Hamsters?' Vegeta's face went pale. Gohan's eyes widened. 'You. . . "eat" hamsters?' Gohan's face paled and he covered his mouth. 'No. . . not hamsters. DAD!! THERE"S A HAMSTER EATER IN THE HOUSE!!!' Gohan turned tails and ran into the next room. Vegeta sweatdropped and fell over, then got up rather quickly.
'I DO "NOT" EAT HAMSTERS!! NOW GET BACK HERE!' Gohan stuck his head through the enterence.
'You. don't. eat. hamsters?' Vegeta nodded and Gohan whipped his eyebrow. 'Wow, that scared me for a second'
'Oh, give me a break!' Vegeta put his hands on his hips and began walking around the kitchen when Goku ran down the stairs with a broom in one hand pointing foward, a garbage can lid in the other hand like a shield, and a pot over his head with a Hamtaro sticker in the center. Vegeta and Gohan fell over. Goku put the garbage lid under his armpit and lifted the pot a bit so they could see his face.
'Where's the emergency, Gohan?' Gohan got up and dropped, scratching the back of his head with his hand. Vegeta barely sat up and stared at Goku with wide eyes. He looked over at him. 'Oh, here Vegeta. What's up.' Vegeta fell over and fainted. The Son's stupidity does not mix well with booze.
In the US, Bulma and Dr. Briefs trying to fix the time machine when a couple of boys came around the corner. They wanted to use the parking lot to play baseball, but Trunks scared them away when he hit the ball through a car. Luckily, noone would believe a child could do something like that, and the time machine looked like a normal car, so noone suspected them. A few hours past by and it was noon, so the Breifs went out to lunch and were coming back when Bulma desided to call home to see how Vegeta was doing, half expecting him to answer. Instead, she got the following message.
'The number you have dialed is not avalible at this time. Please hang up and re-dial or try again later.'
*Click*
'What the hell?' She dialed Yamcha's number and it rang a bit before he picked up.
*Click*
&Hello?&
@Hey, Yamcha!@
&Oh, hi. Wait, didn't you go to America?&
@Yea, and I need to ask you a favor. You weren't up to anything, were you?@
&No, I was just. . . sleeping.&
@. . . Yea, sure. . .@
&You saying I'm 'doing things'?&
@Look, I called for a reason. Do you think you could go to the Capsule Corp. and see if everythings alright with. . . it?@
&What about Vegeta?&
@I'm sure he could take care of himself for one week. . .@
&Yea, I guess so. Okay, I'll go over there later and call you back, okay?&
@Kay, thanks. Bye bye!@
&Bye.&
*Click*
Yamcha turned back to the tv and turned off the Sailor Moon doujin he'd been watching. 'Shit.' He got up and got dressed in his yellow outfit (the same one he wore at the tournament) and he left for Capsule Corp. in his car (like he needs one. . .). He parked in front of the building and walked to the enterence of the Briefs homing part of the building. He began to knock on the door but then he saw inside and freaked out. The television had been blown up, the couch was missing, and the walls were blacken from smoke. The enterence to the other rooms were practicly blown away and were big holes in the wall.
'Vegeta!!' Yamcha punched the door til it fell down and he ran inside searching for Vegeta. 'Vegeta!!' He went in the kitchen and saw at least a hundred empty boxes of pizza piled in the corner and the refridgerator had been blown up too. 'Wait, if something happened to Vegeta I would have felt his ki, right?' He sighed and looked around the house. The only rooms that were damaged were the kitchen, living room, and the gravity trainer. The gravity trainer was no surprise, but how did he blow up half the kitchen and half the living area? 'Oh boy. What do I do now? . . . . Look for Vegeta?' (Duh.) He closed his eyes and searched for his ki, but his eyes snapped open when he felt it. 'He's with Gohan?! Oh man, I don't know whether this is a good or bad thing. . . I'd better check it out. . .'
'Crap! I hate this show.' Vegeta was trying to find something to watch on tv while Goku went on a beer run (lol!). Gohan was trying to get high by balencing a pot on his head, which kept falling off and he would blast it before trying again. He eventually gave up and sat down next to Vegeta. He looked at him. 'Did it work?' Gohan shook his head. 'No.' Vegeta shrugged and kept flipping threw channels. They started watching anHe screamed at the television a bit and changed it again. Gohan's eyes widened. Vegeta looked at him. 'What's with you?' Gohan turned to him and grinned. 'I just remembered where I hide some weed before the Cell Games.' Vegeta's eyes grew big too. 'You think it's any good?' 'Sure. The guy that gave it too me told me the longer it's kept, the better it is.' He could have hugged him. 'REALLY?!' 'UH-HUH!' They both got up. 'LET"S GO!!'
They got back ten minutes later and got high and. . . shit like that. They got bored of All My Children and turned on a bootleg of Tuck Everlasting. It was at the part when May killed the man in the yellow suit. (Does that guy have a "name"?! Even in the book, he was refered as "The Man in the Yellow Suit". What's up with that? O_o;)
MitYS: I'm talking the girl to her mother and grandmother now, then I will own these here woods. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
May: Not on your life, b_st_rd!
MitYS: You think you can keep her here?! Over my dead body! I'll own these woods AND the magic spring AND YOU CAN"T STOP ME!! I"LL MAKE MONEY!!!!! MONEY!!!! I"LL BE RICH!!! I"M RICH!!! AND I"LL ME NAMED RICH!! INSTEAD OF THE STUPID ASS NAME OF "MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT"!!! I"LL BE "RICH IN THE YELLOW SUIT"!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
May: SHUT THE F___ UP YOU CRAZY ASS B_ST_RD!!!! *cracks him over the head with the baseball bat*
MitYS: *falls over, dead*
May: . . . No. . . I just killed a man. . . NO!!!!! HE WAS ALIVE!!!!!! *falls to her knees crying*
Girl (forgot her name ^^; Oopies): AH!!! A DEAD MAN!!! AH!!!! HELP!!!!! I DIDN"T DO IT!!!!! I DIDN"T DO IT!!!!!!
Jesse: THAT"S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE IMMORTALS!!! YAY!!!!! *runs around Man's dead body cheering*
Tuck: May, you didn't have your coffee this morning, did you?
May: I think Jesse might have drunk it all last night. . .
Tuck: No, that was this morning. He had the munches from the dope he had last night. . .
Jesse: *runs around without pants and his underwear on his head*
Girl: Oh my! *starts clapping*
Other Son (can't remember his name either): . . . .
Fat Police Man: What's going on here? *sees body* Son of a B_TCH!! *takes Jesse and starts slamming him against the ground* CALM DOWN, GODDAMMIT!!!
Girl: HOLD HIM DOWN!! I NEED TO GO GET THE PLAY TOYS!! @_____@ *runs into the house*
Fat Police Man: *starts slapping Jesse* DAMN YOU! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!
Tuck: You'd think he'd care more about the body.
May: You think I can get away while he's no looking?
Girl: *comes out of the house wearing a leather p0rn outfit and holding a whip in both hands* Are you ready for me?
Other Son: AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE THAT"S SANE ANYMORE?!
Jesse: I've been very bad. I think I need a spanking! ^__^
Girl: Let's have a. . . 1. 2. . . SIXsome! ^__^ The dead guy too!
Other Son: . . . this is so wrong. . .
#This is a strange movie.#
". . . Yep. . ."
#Where'd you get this?#
". . . . Somewhere. . ."
*Door bell rings*
#*gets up and walks over to door*
#What do you want?#
&Gohan! Hi! Is Vegeta in there?&
#. . . . what if he's not?#
&Gohan, I can feel him in there. He has to go home, NOW! He *pauses* has to help clean up his house. . .&
#Not on your life, b_st_rd!!#
&. . . Gohan? What's with you?!&
#. . . Uh. . . Hold on a sec.#
#*runs into another room then comes back with a baseball bat*#
#DIE B_ST_ARD!!#
#*hits Yamcha with the baseball bat and he gets hit into another dimension*#
#HOMERUN!! Gohan is the greatest baseball player. . . IN THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!#
#*goes back inside singing*#
"Why are you so happy?"
#. . . No reason.#
#*sits down*#
Goku had gotten the beer and stuff but desided to check out a video store.
^Sweet!! Pocket Monster tapes!^
He bought 5 Japanese Pocket Monsters: Advanced Evolution tapes, the Gundum Wing Movie on dvd, a G Gundum tape, and a Pokemon hat like Satoshi has in the new Pocket Monsters episodes. He skipped turn the woods, not noticing Yamcha's body in a tree as he past it, and started singing the words of the dubbed PokeRap (I won't put them there to annoy ya. :D). He finally got to the house a half hour later.
'Okay, lets try this.' Dende and Piccolo were in a special room that Mr. Popo had brought them to. He told them that if they called for someone from any time, they could talk to them. Piccolo closed his eyes and began talking.
~Hello. This is Piccolo. . . Is anybody there?~
. . . . . . . . . .
?-Huh?-?
~Who is this?~
?-Wait, who are you? You sound like Piccolo, but he's. . . Oh, is this mind link?-?
~Yes.~
?-Oh!! Cool! I've never done this before! What's up?-?
~Listen, are you in the Z-senshi?~
?-. . . I think so.-?
~Good. I'm Piccolo from your past. Could I ask you for some help?~
?-. . . Past Piccolo?-?
~Yes, that's right.~
?-Does this mean I get to go back in time with the time machine?!-?
~Uh. . . yes?~
?-Coolies! I'll be there later! What year is it?-?
~2003, June 30th, a year after the fight with Majin Buu.~
?-Coolies! Can I bring a friend?-?
~. . . is your friend strong?~
?-Very! Even stronger than me!-?
~Okay then. . . You know where the lookout is, right?~
?-My friend does.-?
~Then it's settled. Thankyou.~
?-No prob, Pickle! I'll be over in a giffy!-?
. . . . . . . . . .
~I'm not so sure this was such a great idea.~
Barney: I love you, you love me-.
"I hate Barney."
#Yea, Barney sucks.#
". . . . . ."
#. . . . . .#
". . . You wanna call the Undertaker?"
#Sure!!#
^*comes in*^
^Honey, I'm home! ^___^ ^
"*runs over and glomps him*"
*both of them fall over*
#Aw, a Kodax moment. ^_^ #
#*feels slighty disturbed for some reason*#
"*starts slapping Goku*"
"DAMN YOU! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!"
^OW!! WHAT DID I DO?!^
#AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE THAT"S SANE ANYMORE?!#
Piccolo stood at the Capsule Corp. waiting for something to happen. Suddenly, a light appeared, and it took the form of the famous Hope! time machine. Without the word Hope! Instead, it said in Katakana "Giru Pawaa!". ~What the hell?!~ The time machine landed and the top lifted. Two girls were in there. One of them jumped out and landed infront of Piccolo. She was about 20. She had short black hair, black eyes, and was wearing blue jeans, a red t-shirt, training boots, black gloves with her fingers showing, and tied around her head, an orange bandana. The other girl jumped out and walked over to them. She was about 30. She had her long blue hair in a tight ponytail. She had blue eyes and was wearing jean shorts and a blue t-shirt that said "BRA" in white letters. 'Hi, Piccolo! I'm Bra. I'm the one you talked to earlier.' ~Uh, yeah. Sure. . .~
What will happen next? And what movie or television shows will they rip off next? You deside. Thanks for the reviews and ideas. I didn't get the ages wrong! This is a few years after Goku and Shenlog disappeared.
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