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o0 HI!!!! My name is RAZI!!! -dances around madly in a bulky red cardigan and shiny tight pants- ^_________^

Raziel of Nosgoth®: ...Yeah. I'm Raziel. The second third of her personality. There's me, Razi, and Super Buu®, but Buu's off tormenting... hamsters... -blinks and coughs- Well, yes. Razi likes to say she's the dominant personality, but as it is, she's just the stupid one. I'm actually the more commanding, intelligent one, and I--

-leaps onto his head- PICKLED CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!

RoN®: " -pries her off his head- As I was saying. You may recognize me as the lead character in the video game Soul Reaver (2), and Buu from DragonBall Z. 'Copy-right infringement' is Razi's middle name.

Nooooooo. o_________0;; It's DA CHEESE HOLIGAN!!!

RoN®: If you say so. If I may continue?

Nope. -crawls off his head and slithers out of the room-

RoN®: ... ... ... Thank you. Razi is as Razi does, I suppose. If you're interested, here are our full biographies...

OH!!!! OHHHH!!!! -slides back in- MY TURN!!!

"Razi": Me. XP Slim, five-four, fourteen years old, long dark brown hair and eyes. ^-^ W007. Raziel of Nosgoth is usually hanging out with meh; he's my sidekick and bodyguard. However, he went berserk the other day and turned me into one of his Razielim by draining my soul; I'm now paler than before, have fangs (small ones, only half the size of Raziel's) and my eyes are bloodshot. While those are the only physical changes, I now share his powers to drain both souls and blood. I'm armed with a Bastard Sword, stolen from Raziel; Set (I don't know what his name here is, but he did a fic with Kalden once) is my slave. o0 I won the Set raffle... whee...^______________^ I'm often hanging around the Nine Pillars of Nosgoth: Mind, Nature, States, Dimension, Balance, Death, Conflict, Time and Energy. One last thing--I recently gained the ability to switch bodies with my Annoyer characters. ^-^ ...And, I have a strange obsession with boxes. o0;;

Super Buu: The brooding villain of the group, he is clothed in the Fusion Suit of Gotenks, since I personally think he looks really sleek and seksi in that particular outfit. =^^= Recently he became the third member of the Razi and Raziel partnership; he's displayed a few times a lurking affection for Razi, but enjoys mocking her nonetheless, along with Raziel and anyone else nearby. He despises gay people, simply because he's a bloody brat. o0;;;

Raziel of Nosgoth: Very irresponsible and spontaneous, the Reaver of Souls argues with Razi almost 24-7, when not being insulted by Buu. He can generally be found hanging out with Razi -(me)- as her sidekick/bodyguard. The two constantly bicker. When drunk, he hits on Razi horribly; when sober, he fufills his bodyguardly duties and defends her from flirters with the Soul Reaver. He's recently discovered he enjoys throwing peanuts at people from atop a Pillar. MEEEP!!!!!! -quickly runs and hides as Raziel starts towards her with a vengeful expression-

RoN®: One: I am NOT irresponsible OR spontaneous. Two: I do NOT get drunk. Any more. Three: Not a SINGLE one of my good points is mentioned there! Arrgh... dear reader, judge me as you will. Just don't listen to anything that Idiot-in-a-Cardigan over there might say.

YOU ARE A HAAAAAAAAAAAANDSOME SEXXXXXXY LITTLE SNUGGLEMUFFIIIIIIIIIIIIN....

RoN®: Handsome, sexy, yes. I'm afraid I don't know what the hell a Snugglemuffin is, though... Razi. Mind telling me WHAT this fic is supposed to be ABOUT?!

Cheese on a stick.

RoN®: ...

CHEESE BUSH DOING GAS EXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!! -falls over with insane laughter-

RoN®: Private joke. Very inappropriate private joke. " Apparently this fic has no point in Hell, except to prove that Razi is a ten times better humor writer than her friend Kalden. And it doesn't even do that simple job very well.

Kalden's not my FRIIIIIIIEND. -hisses madly- She's in love with SET. But Set's MY sextoy!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! -zooms around in circles flapping her arms and cawing- LIL SEXTOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!

RoN®: I thought Ryu was your sextoy?

No, Ryu's my rape victim. -still zooming--claws her way up a statue of Ryu and perches on his head, making monkey-like noises- OOOH OOOH AH AH AH!!!

RoN®: -blinks-

No, Set's just the one I screw when I'm bored. -falls off the statue--limbs twitch--hops up and stands on her head- Ohhhhhhhm...

RoN®: Razi. I honestly think that NOBODY will want to read this.

Tell 'em to suck it through a straw. And then go eat guana. Bat poop. YEEEE!!! -waves her arms and legs around fluidly- RAZI WANTS CHEEEEEEESE!!!

Super Buu®: -slinks in with a placid expression- Blue corpse. Get over here. I have chocolate for you. -stops dead and stares at Razi- Oh... my... god. What the (censored)(censored)(censored) hell is she WEARING?!

RoN®: I have no damn clue.

POTTY-MOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHS!!!!!!!!!! -throws random heavy objects at her male counterparts- PHLOOEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!

RoN®: That's it. I'm retiring.

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