--Begin Transmission--

--Chapter 02 Starting--

-slithers in on her belly, wearing a hot pink catsuit and a black mesh cape, talking to herself gleefully- And, unaware to its victims, the Pink and Black Mamba Eater stalks, ssslithering its ssslimy way through the kitchen, approaching the Pink Candy Maker and Blue Soul Tickler with DEADLY, VENOMOUS silence, and then, when it comes close enough, it SSSTRIKES!!!!!! HAAAAAA!!! -leaps up, hands outstretched, and plunges towards Raziel and Buu, who sit at the kitchen table playing cards-

Super Buu®: -not looking up from his cards- Go away, Razi.

HAAAaaa.... ah. -falls over, twitching erratically, still poised to attack- Can I have some cheeeese?

SB®: You don't NEED any cheese, Razi.

RAZI WANTS A BOX!!! -rears up and sways, hissing--sidles forward-

Raziel of Nosgoth®: A box? What the hell for?

FOR THE CHEEEEEESE!!! HAAAAAA!! -strikes, burying her teeth into Buu's arm- BOOOOOOOX!!

SB®: AUGH!!! -leaps up and flails madly- GET OFF ME, YOU LUNATIC!!!

GRRR! -wraps herself around him, biting harder- PINK AND BLACK MAMBA EATER ATTAAAAAACK!!

SB®: THE (censored) HELL! RAZIEL! GET HER OFF-- -bright blue light flares--Buu groans softly and collapses, Razi doing the same-

RoN®: Oh, damn.

SB®: -sits up again ten minutes later with a giddy expression- CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEEEEEEESE!!!! -shoves Razi off and zooms around the room madly- OOGALA BOOGALA!! CHEESE IN A BOX!! WHEE-EW WHEE-EW!! -stands on his head, flailing his limbs excitedly-

-groans quietly and opens her eyes--glances at Buu--doubletakes- RAZIEL! She did the damned body-switch again!

RoN®: Really. I didn't notice, Buu.

Stop being such a (censored) smartass and make her switch back! If she goes outside in my body, I'll be the laughingstock of the entire region! I'll-- -door slams- Shit.

RoN®: -blinks- NOW you're in for it.

--Pause Transmission--

~?~

--Transmission Resumed--

--Setting: Streets of Boston--

SB®: YAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! -tears through Quincy Market in a bright red bikini- GIVE RAZI CHEEEEEEEESE!!! -leaps at the nearest food stand- Do YoU hAvE cHeEsE fOr RaZi?!!

Vendor: O.O;; Uh, no, sir. This is an ice-cream stand, and we--

SB®: RAZI WANTS CHEEEEEEESE!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! -eye twitches wildly--gyrates like a madperson- CHEESE ICE-CREAM!!!!!

Vendor: O.O!! Uh, no, sir. This is an ice-cream stand, and we--

SB: ChEeSe IcE-cReAm!!!!!

Vendor: --don't sell cheese ice-cream. -big, apologetic grin--sweatdrops-

SB®: -eye twitches--grabs the vendor's shirt in his fist and lifts him up to his face- GIVE RAZI CHEESE!!!... -blinks--face lights up- Oh yeah! TURN INTO CHEESE ICE-CREAM!! -antenna whips at the vendor--light flashes and the vendor turns into a cone of cheese-flavored ice-cream- YAAAAAAY!!! -shoves the whole thing in his mouth-

Other Vendors: -scream and run-

SB®: -bounces around madly- CHEEEEEEEESE FOR RAZI!!!!! -blinks--eye twitches again- Razi's bored. -blue light flares…-

Super Buu®: --And Raziel, IF WE DON'T GODDAMN FIND HER I'LL-- -stops dead--stares at the chaos surrounding him- …She switched back. Damn. -several police officers approach grimly- Double damn.

--End Transm- -beeeeeeep--crackle--hiss- --

--Transmission Reopened--

-sits on a pristine white couch, legs folded demurely, wearing a pretty, pale green dress--blinks at her surroundings sweetly- ...RAZI WANTS FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Kalden: " SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!!

...-shuts up- OO;;

Kalden: GOOD. I'm your psychiatrist for today, so please control yourself...

KALDEN AND SEEEEEE-EEEET, SITTING IN A TREE!!! K, I, S, S, I, N-- OW!! -gets hit in the face with a clipboard-

Kalden: Shut up. I mean it, Razi. You're making me behave OOC, and I DON'T LIKE THAT.

Set's MY SEXTOY!!

Kalden: He doesn't like meh... -sighs- He is such a goddamn FLIRT though. He was playing shrink the other day! He gave me ink blots and downloads and stuffs for me. He patted me once. It's love, and he's pulling my heart strings! -blinks- God, that was corny...

^_________^ YOU HEAR THAT SET?!?! -sits here taking notes for this demented story, while Kalden's IRL Instant Message is open, and Kalden chatters away unsuspectingly...-

Kalden: -begins to wonder how obsessed she is- Scale of one to ten! Give me an obsession rating! o0;

 FORTY-SEVEN ANNA HALF!!!! -drops the clipboard and hangs on her suddenly appearing Ryu statue upside-down- Rate MY obsession! o0;

Kalden: Numbers cannot express it Razi.

CHEESE BULLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -hopes to God Kalden doesn't get her hands on this chapter before the PRESS DOES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! KALDEN EXPOSED!!!! HAHAHAHA-- -

Kalden: -clears throat-

-eye twitches- CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kalden: Yeah... cheese... So tell me Razi. How did this Ryu obsession start? -poises her pen, blinks and glares- RAZI!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY CLIPBOARD?!

-big, innocent eyes--big, strangely protruding mouth- I dunno, Kalfen. Mebbe i' foo oudda winnow?

Kalden: ?!!!! FLEW OUT THE WINDOW?!?! GET MY CLIPBOARD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH, RIGHT NOW!!!

I' tafe funny.

Kalden: OF COURSE IT TASTES FUNNY!! OUT!! OUT!!! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

--Pause Transmission--

~?~

--Transmission Resumed--

--Ten Minutes Later--

Super Buu®: -slinks into Kalden's office, which looks suspiciously like an opium den- Razi? I'm here to pick you up... -blinks and stares--Kalden is writhing on the floor, foaming at the mouth, and Razi is clinging upside-down to her huge Ryu statue and blinking at her surroundings delightedly- ...Oooookaaaaaay... I won't ask.

TIME FOR RAZI TO GO HOME!!! -slithers off the statue and over to Buu- ...Kally don't like Razi.

Kalden: -gnaws at her arm-

SB®: -edges out the door carefully-

--End Transmission--

--Chapter 02 Complete-