The Daria Fic From Hell!
Once upon a time, Daria decided that she was sick of Trent. They were married but her mom could fix that pretty quickly. Trent was gross. He didn't shave, he drank all the time, and he whined about his record not selling.
So, she left him. Daria left Trent, because Trent sucked. He was worthless and couldn't hold a job. But she knew someone who could. It was...TOM!!!! Yes, Tom, the most beautiful man alive, it was.
Two days after her divorce became final, Daria married Tom, that beautiful, funny and cynical man.
Then Jane got a divorce from Upchuck and married Jesse. Yes, life was good, until a helicopter smashed into Lawndale and everybody died.
The End
A/N: Yars, yars, it's a joke. I only posted it because people take Daria fanfic way too seriously. I mean, my God, I could understand if you were making money from it, but for Christ's sake, most of the writers on this page are just kids and they are just starting out down a very hard path. If you give them more than a paragraph review pointing out what they've done wrong, you've gone way too far.
Once upon a time, Daria decided that she was sick of Trent. They were married but her mom could fix that pretty quickly. Trent was gross. He didn't shave, he drank all the time, and he whined about his record not selling.
So, she left him. Daria left Trent, because Trent sucked. He was worthless and couldn't hold a job. But she knew someone who could. It was...TOM!!!! Yes, Tom, the most beautiful man alive, it was.
Two days after her divorce became final, Daria married Tom, that beautiful, funny and cynical man.
Then Jane got a divorce from Upchuck and married Jesse. Yes, life was good, until a helicopter smashed into Lawndale and everybody died.
The End
A/N: Yars, yars, it's a joke. I only posted it because people take Daria fanfic way too seriously. I mean, my God, I could understand if you were making money from it, but for Christ's sake, most of the writers on this page are just kids and they are just starting out down a very hard path. If you give them more than a paragraph review pointing out what they've done wrong, you've gone way too far.